I'm about to pee my freaking pants

mommytosam011011

So my FI is worse than a girl when it comes to taking showers and has been in the shower for-freakin-ever! Now I know y'all are thinking just walk in and pee while he's in the shower. Well I could if he hadn't locked the damn door while he took a sh!t before this never ending shower started. Has he forgotten about the girl that he KTFU girl with the uncontrollable bladder?! I'm gonna kick him repeatedly in the shins when he FINALLY gets the eff out!

Hyfagal

I'm not above peeing in the backyard, but I live in the country.

Rachel010110

Got some bushes outside your house? haha jk That really sucks! He deserves a good whack!

MrsCarroll.6-10-07

That's not cool. I would have pounded on the door like a 2 year old and made him let me in. 

frostyprincess24

Seriously. I would have pounded on the door too. He can step out for two seconds to unlock the door for you.

jmcdow

Totally sounds just like my husband.  I've peed in the backyard before and I live in town... LOL

mommytosam011011

If I had a backyard I would've gone outside. Damn apartments! I finally banged on the door. His response "Well you didn't have to bang on the door like there was a fire." My response "Ok well next time I'll just pee on your clothes."

hmontty

Well, that might be slightly better than my DH taking really loud, nasty sh!ts with the door wide open...