So. We get really random magazines. We don't order them. Some magazine subscription company has decided to just sign us up for stuff. We moved in December. We still get random things. We don't pay for them. The latest:Yachting.
Anyway. About 2 months ago I was clearing off the counters and going through mail opening our stack of magazines. (Just got back from vacation-we had like 10)
I grab one, open it. Playboy. With my DH's name on it. And an expiration date for the subscription until next year. I FLIP out.
Now I know lots of you on here are fine and dandy with dirty mags and such. I am not. I don't need 900 people telling me it is natural yada yada yada. You can't change my mind. I just feel if you are married why do you need to look other places?
Anyway. So I spaz out. Being hormonal, pregnant, an Aires, and pi**ed off not a good thing. I call him at work (He was on his way there) and flip out on him.
He has no idea why he received the mag. I have to go through it to find a number to contact someone so he can call and figure out what is going on. The whole time I have a 2yo and 4yo saying, "Why are you crying Mommy?" which made me cry even more.
So he calls the place. Some subscription company set him up with the order. Which we didn't pay for. Knowing I won't believe this he has a lady from the place call and tell me what happened. I still don't believe him.
I told him if he wanted to look through it fine, but I didn't want to find it stashed out somewhere. We have 2 little boys. I don't need to have them find it. It was 3-D on some pages. Just for 3D sake I thought I would be nice.
I threw it away and we never saw another one. I get the mail every day.
Well we JUST got a phone call. It said private name private number. I picked it up just to see who it was and I heard some girl say she was from Playboy and just wanted to make sure he got his magazine. He said no-I cancelled months ago. I didn't even order it.
Then she said Oh well we have a special gift for you. He started going off on her saying how I almost kicked him out of the house, he doesn't want it, he didn't pay for it. And she hung up, which he didn't hear. Then he started asking if she was still there and I said "Nope, I am though."
Don't think I have ever loved him more. I feel bad for not believing him...sort of.