3rd Trimester

ummm....I totally just farted in the store!(TMI)

I was in Michaels browsing the 30% off scrapbooking supplies when out it came! LOUD AS HELL! No denying it came from me, the only 38.5 week pregnant-about-to-bust person in the aisle! omg!

Here's where it gets even worse! I could feel more coming, so I tried to clench my butt cheeks together to hold it in, wrong idea. That only made it squeek out even more high pitched and louder than the last one! I can not WAIT to have this baby regain control over my body again! I high-tailed (and stinky-tailed) it out of there as fast as I could! So embarrasing!

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