...I got projectile vomitted on, white chunks and all, and it didn't even phase me. I cleaned her up before cleaning myself up, and even then, I walked around the house for a few minutes before going and changing!
Also, I pick the boogies out of LO's nose with my pinky because the bulb thing they gave us at the hospital is waaaaaay too big for her little nose, so it's just easier this way!
If you would have told me I would be doing this before LO arrived, I would have looked at you like you were crazy!!
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