How's this for 50's?

laughteriskey

Joe actually came home last night, and had the nerve to say "I have been working all day and I still have to come home and cook!"

Oh yes he did.

And he was serious!

eclaires

You should tell him that you had to be busy eating bon bons all day and couldn't be bothered to cook.

Then give him the finger.

See?  No one needs counseling around here, they just need marital advice from me. 

laughteriskey

Oh I gave him more than the finger.....for sure!

cooker71

You best raise a spoon to that man.

joy143dh

jettagurl

laughteriskey:

Oh I gave him more than the finger.....for sure!

That's right - you gave him a BJ.  Because that's your J.O.B. 

laughteriskey

jettagurl:

laughteriskey:

Oh I gave him more than the finger.....for sure!

That's right - you gave him a BJ.  Because that's your J.O.B. 

OMG...LOVE it!!!

A-baybride

laughteriskey:

Oh I gave him more than the finger.....for sure!

You gave him a text, didn't you?

A-baybride

jettagurl:

laughteriskey:

Oh I gave him more than the finger.....for sure!

That's right - you gave him a BJ.  Because that's your J.O.B. 

Ha ha - great minds...

JOEBunny

Sounds like the day my DH came home and suggested that I clean up the back porch every afternoon, so he could enjoy it without toys everywhere.  I suggested he could lean over and pick them up himself (and I would kick him in the a$$, under my breath)

Brideofranken

answer: Darling, (heavy labored sigh....) I have been relaxing all day, it is all I can do not to perish at the mere thought of EATING the food you'll be cooking. I hope you appreciate the sacrifices I make for this family.