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you cant poop
you want to puke at the thought of tapioca
you cant stop peeing
....you burp and have a sense of relief that 1. your stomach feels much better and 2. that nothing but air came out
You're so tired it feels draining just to move your jaw to speak.
The food that sounded so good five minutes ago now makes you want to squirm.
Your DH gives you a high five when you finally poop. Ha.
You can't even think about food without gagging.
You scream "God dammit I hate everything" a few times in one day....
your aching back wakes you up
you sleep 12+ hours a day
you cry at the gay wedding in SATC2, plus when charlotte hides in the closet away from her kids to cry
caffeine makes you feel guilty
nothing gets done around the house
dh eats dinners of doritoes, etc.
Your face looks like you just hit puberty.
You go to sleep at 8pm and still have trouble waking up in the am.
You cry every time you see a dead animal in the road. Yes, I do.
you order food and by the time it gets to you you can't eat it.
you pee every 15 minutes (or it feels like it anyway).
you don't understand why nap time ends after kindergarten.
you cry because a child on the neosporin commercial skinned their knee.
you try to suck your gut in and realize you can't anymore!
roses_wish:Even saying the name of certain foods makes you gag...
NJBrit:You drive over half an hour for a food you're craving, only to puke from the smell of it before it even touches your lips.
OMG this one x1000.
You can fart at a moment's notice and can't roll over in bed without farting.
A food can go to the most delicious craving fix in the world to making you want to throw up all in the same bite.