Let's entertain each other!
Today I almost got into the shower with my underwear still on, apparently I'm so big I can't tell what's on my body anymore.
I cannot remember the last time I shaved 'down there', and I don't plan on attempting until I have an internal.
I was at Kohl's the other day and had to fart SO bad...I kept trying to walk away from people but this family kept popping up everywhere I was. Once I let loose it smelled so bad....I totally tried to blame it on my kid by saying "Oh honey...did you toot? Do you have to go potty?" lOL. My gas is lethal these days.