Took my 12-year-old for a haircut this afternoon, and this is what some young hairdresser said to me. I get that she's talking about my belly (well, I hope...), but still! I chalked it up to her young age, because I'd hope that someone older and/or with children would never shout this at a pg woman! I just looked at her and said, "Why, thank you." What a ding dong.