I had to sub in the 6th grade room today for a few hours. It's a
large, rowdy bunch of kids overrun with hormones. Anyway, after
yelling at them to sit in their seats and be quiet for the umpteenth
time, one of the boys raises his hand and asks, "Why are all pregnant
women grumpy?". I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I'm sure
either response would have gotten the side eye.