I would like to go home. Yes, I realize that I've only been here for a mere 17 minutes and that I need to run over to the bank to do the year end deposit. Yes, I realize that I have some accounting invoices to get into Quickbooks.
However....you are away with your family...you won't even notice I am gone!
Have a very Merry Christmas, Dear Boss
Working on Christmas Eve sucks! And I'm only here for 3 hours, what a waste of a morning!!