My boyfriends father and I were hanging out for a while today. He went off on a tangent about my eating habits and what I should be eating while I'm pregnant. Kill me please. He said things like, "You wouldn't want to be in the delivery room and hear the doctor say your son has a birth defect because of the junk food you eat..."
Referring to Doritos...
Who in the world made him a nutrionist? Leave me and my healthy child alone.