3rd Trimester

labor horoscope (malarky)

Madame Zaritska, using her mystical powers, has the following prediction:

The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the early afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and a lot of blonde hair. Uh huh. I know it's all in fun. But the only things wrong with this picture is the fact I'm having a boy and unless he's albino, there are no chances of blonde hair. And the hazel eyes thing? Not unless there were some we weren't aware of in some random generation.  Cute tho

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