Damn it, Toos, don't give it away. When they find his corpse at the bottom of the stairs in a pile of banana peels, I don't want anyone to know how it happened!
Tonight, the passive aggressive ba$stard broke one of my handmade stemless wine glasses we bought in Niagara Falls when we got engaged. The glasses that are hidden on a top shelf behind a thousand other things. The glasses he has been specifically asked not to use. And he put it in the bottom of the sink under a bunch of other dishes and it broke. His response? "Oh well, guess I'll get you another when we go to Walmart." Um, only if Walmart has a glass blower on staff, jacka$$.
I think he needs a hobby. Something like snakecharming or swordswallowing.
Re: Lori....
Damn it, Toos, don't give it away. When they find his corpse at the bottom of the stairs in a pile of banana peels, I don't want anyone to know how it happened!
Tonight, the passive aggressive ba$stard broke one of my handmade stemless wine glasses we bought in Niagara Falls when we got engaged. The glasses that are hidden on a top shelf behind a thousand other things. The glasses he has been specifically asked not to use. And he put it in the bottom of the sink under a bunch of other dishes and it broke. His response? "Oh well, guess I'll get you another when we go to Walmart." Um, only if Walmart has a glass blower on staff, jacka$$.
I think he needs a hobby. Something like snakecharming or swordswallowing.
No worries, your secret is safe with me. Maybe try one of these over the bed?
Thanks, Bdub. I couldn't resist it.