Babies: 9 - 12 Months

Does your DH ever "molest" you at night?

Dh didn't get home from work till about 2am this morning. And for once I was enjoying a peaceful baby free bed. So of course he jumps in bed behind me and starts doing that thing men do like they're trying to burn a hole in their boxers. It's fine sometimes but when I have to be up in 4 hours not so much.

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Re: Does your DH ever "molest" you at night?

  • Surprise that's funny.  My dh knows better to try that stuff post babies. 
  • umm.. no. But I did wake up in the middle of the night once to him grabbing my boob. He was sound asleep, though. Hope it was a nice dream Wink
  • image kgrl21:

    Dh didn't get home from work till about 2am this morning. And for once I was enjoying a peaceful baby free bed. So of course he jumps in bed behind me and starts doing that thing men do like they're trying to burn a hole in their boxers. It's fine sometimes but when I have to be up in 4 hours not so much.

    LOL. WHAT?????

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  • lmao - oh yeah, I get that too.  Sometimes I pretend I'm sleeping, but mostly it turns me on too.  ;-)
  • It is highly encouraged in our house. I love being woken up for sex, and so does he.
    image DD and I. DD: 6/22/2008. DS: 6/22/2013
  • Yes! Sometimes he admits it but sometime he says he was asleep and didnt realize it. WHATEVER!
  • hahahaha yes he does...mostly in his sleep. but now i have a pregnancy pillow to divide us and hes pretty much given up on having sex
  • image InLovewSB:
    umm.. no. But I did wake up in the middle of the night once to him grabbing my boob. He was sound asleep, though. Hope it was a nice dream Wink

    This happens quite often in our bed.

  • image silvahalo:
    image kgrl21:

    Dh didn't get home from work till about 2am this morning. And for once I was enjoying a peaceful baby free bed. So of course he jumps in bed behind me and starts doing that thing men do like they're trying to burn a hole in their boxers. It's fine sometimes but when I have to be up in 4 hours not so much.

    LOL. WHAT?????

    Come one now, you KNOW what I'm talking about. They get behind you and start the pelvic grind...

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    image silvahalo:
    image kgrl21:

    Dh didn't get home from work?till about 2am this morning. And for once I was enjoying a peaceful baby free bed. So of course he?jumps in bed behind me?and starts doing that thing men do like they're trying to burn a hole in their boxers. It's fine sometimes but when I have to be up in 4 hours not so much.

    LOL. WHAT?????

    Come one now, you KNOW what I'm talking about. They get behind you and start the pelvic grind...

    It's the poke! I love the late night poke :D If he goes to bed after I do, I tell him to molest me when he comes to bed. But again, I like sex.?

    image DD and I. DD: 6/22/2008. DS: 6/22/2013
  • Yup, but I dont mind, I take whatever I can get. LOL.
    Andrea 7/9/08, Joaquin 4/18/11, boy coming 12/18/13 Forever missed: Gabriel 11/24/09 at 20 weeks
  • image KittenGator:
    It is highly encouraged in our house. I love being woken up for sex, and so does he.

    Yup. It's my fave.

  • image KittenGator:
    It is highly encouraged in our house. I love being woken up for sex, and so does he.
      Booo!  Take your sex lovin kitten stuff out of this thread- ur makin me feel bad. 

    I've been woken to the feeling of DH humping my leg.  Kind of like a dog....I pretended to be asleep. 

    ETA: Stick out tongue

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  • DH attempted this the other night, but half way through, I kept falling asleep because I was so tired and apparently I was making faces, lol. So he was like "do you just want to snuggle?" and I think I fell asleep before I rolled over.

    And then he really nicely showed me aaaaaall the funny faces I made the next morning. Stick out tongue

  • I get it but I wouldn't describe it him trying to burn a hole in his boxers, makes me think he has a STD or something. LOL. Thanks for the laugh.

    ; )

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    image kgrl21:
    image silvahalo:
    image kgrl21:

    Dh didn't get home from work till about 2am this morning. And for once I was enjoying a peaceful baby free bed. So of course he jumps in bed behind me and starts doing that thing men do like they're trying to burn a hole in their boxers. It's fine sometimes but when I have to be up in 4 hours not so much.

    LOL. WHAT?????

    Come one now, you KNOW what I'm talking about. They get behind you and start the pelvic grind...

    It's the poke! I love the late night poke :D If he goes to bed after I do, I tell him to molest me when he comes to bed. But again, I like sex. 

    Lol, I actually do tell Dh to rub up against me, just not when I have to be up in 4 hrs!

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  • image JulyFiveBride:

    DH attempted this the other night, but half way through, I kept falling asleep because I was so tired and apparently I was making faces, lol. So he was like "do you just want to snuggle?" and I think I fell asleep before I rolled over.

    And then he really nicely showed me aaaaaall the funny faces I made the next morning. Stick out tongue

    LOL

    When did R turn into such a big girl?!?

    image DD and I. DD: 6/22/2008. DS: 6/22/2013
  • image lizzyjames:

    image KittenGator:
    It is highly encouraged in our house. I love being woken up for sex, and so does he.
      Booo!  Take your sex lovin kitten stuff out of this thread- ur makin me feel bad. 

    I've been woken to the feeling of DH humping my leg.  Kind of like a dog....I pretended to be asleep. 

    ETA: Stick out tongue

    lol, I literally JUST had a conversation with DH about how much I hate the dry hump thing, because I'm not a dog. I HATE that. Seriously... I don't blame the guy for trying to get lucky, but HUMPING me? No.

  • image KittenGator:
    image JulyFiveBride:

    DH attempted this the other night, but half way through, I kept falling asleep because I was so tired and apparently I was making faces, lol. So he was like "do you just want to snuggle?" and I think I fell asleep before I rolled over.

    And then he really nicely showed me aaaaaall the funny faces I made the next morning. Stick out tongue

    LOL

    When did R turn into such a big girl?! 

    I don't know. Sad I swear she was a newborn last week... 

  • image KittenGator:
    It is highly encouraged in our house. I love being woken up for sex, and so does he.

     

    this. although this question was posted on another board im on and i was very much in the minority. something about "he doesn't respect you then!!!!" LOL weird.

  • image punkfiction:

    image KittenGator:
    It is highly encouraged in our house. I love being woken up for sex, and so does he.

    ?

    this. although this question was posted on another board im on and i was very much in the minority. something about "he doesn't respect you then!!!!" LOL weird.

    Really? Crazy! As I previously mentioned, we'll tell each other "feel free to wake me up tonight for sex" before we go to bed. Sex is critical in our marriage!?

    image DD and I. DD: 6/22/2008. DS: 6/22/2013
  • kitten - thats what i stated to them. i said "no maybe you don't understand - i am totally okay with it". lol i love sleepy sex.
  • image punkfiction:
    kitten - thats what i stated to them. i said "no maybe you don't understand - i am totally okay with it". lol i love sleepy sex.

    Our H's respect us enough to give us the sex we want, damnit!?

    image DD and I. DD: 6/22/2008. DS: 6/22/2013
  • kitten- punk-  are ya'll taking anything for this? Can you lend me some?  Is it available OTC?  I need some drive help. 

    How are you not soo exhausted at night?  I just don't get it.  Daytime- evening- cool but middle of the night?  I"m a grumpy biatch. 

     

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  • image lizzyjames:

    kitten- punk-  are ya'll taking anything for this? Can you lend me some?  Is it available OTC?  I need some drive help. 

    How are you not soo exhausted at night?  I just don't get it.  Daytime- evening- cool but middle of the night?  I"m a grumpy biatch. 

     

     

    lol i am exhausted, but that doesn't mean that i want to refuse sex. LOL 

  • DH does this in his sleep, and when we do end up having sex, after it's over he's always so thrilled because he thinks I started it!
  • image lizzyjames:

    image KittenGator:
    It is highly encouraged in our house. I love being woken up for sex, and so does he.
      Booo!  Take your sex lovin kitten stuff out of this thread- ur makin me feel bad. 

    I've been woken to the feeling of DH humping my leg.  Kind of like a dog....I pretended to be asleep. 

    ETA: Stick out tongue

    Yeah. psshhhh! To you Kitten and your healthy sex life. boo.

    When I get my sleep life back, I'll think about a sex life. Currently getting more than 3 hours in a row is what turns me on.

  • I rarely will pick sex over sleep post-baby. Thinking of being in an empty bed w/o DC or DH is like porn to me....

    mmmmmm?

  • image cherokee6:

    I rarely will pick sex over sleep post-baby. Thinking of being in an empty bed w/o DC or DH is like porn to me....

    mmmmmm 

     

    Thank you.  Yeah that's hot. when you get to sprawl out and have the WHOLE place to yourself. ROAR!

  • At night? No.

    At 7 a.m. when I'm trying to make the most of my last hour of sleep? FREQUENTLY.

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