This was a conversation that occurred while I was trying to eat my lunch:
Lunch lady: WOW, you're REALLY starting to show!
Me: (thinking: starting????) Well, I'm like 6 months now, so...
Lunch lady: (looks at my hair) Oh you can't get your hair done now, right? For the whole time, right?
Me: (horrified by my roots) Oh no, I can...I just am overdue for an appointment.
I made a hair appointment for Friday during my prep period...
Re: Pregnancy comment at work...