So after I posted that huge tirade earlier, I called him at work but he didn't answer. ?So I sent him an email saying we need to both make a list of what chores need to be done on a daily and a weekly basis, combine our lists and then decide how to divide everything up, and when we should do what. ?He called me back and said that was a "stupid idea" and said "well all we have to do is eat dinner, feed & walk the dog, feed & bathe the kid, done." ?Um, NOT done. ?What about dishes and bottle prep? ?What about cleaning up the new hairball the cat coughed up while we were at work? ?What about all the other things he comes up with that actually aren't important thathe ?thinks have to be done instead of bonding w/ our child, like rearranging the beers in the fridge in the garage, or BSing with your friends instead of whipping out that workout and getting home, or giving your wife a rundown of things she needs to do after she brushes her teeth while you watch The First 48 on DVR?
F him. ?He thinks I am an employee rather than his wife. ?Well I quit. ?I'm going to eat cereal for dinner and not cook. ?If he leaves laundry in the washer/dryer when I need to use it, I'm going to throw it on his side of the bed and let him deal with it. ?I hope the cat wallows all in it and covers it in hair too. ?And the next time he asks me what I'm going to do with the shoes under the coffee table that I JUST took off, I'm going to tell him BEND OVER AND I'LL SHOW YOU.
Why did I get married again??