FFFC 7/1!

musicinmysoul17

Let's hear 'em, ladies!

Munchie2.0

i have been so nauseated and don't feel like doing anything, so I've been making DH take care of EVERYTHING! lol. 

lap018

I feel like we should at least be offered some sparkling grape juice before a transvaginal ultrasound I mean we basically got to third base together..... #whyisthereacondomonit #ineedadrink

Steelerfan78

lap018 said:

I feel like we should at least be offered some sparkling grape juice before a transvaginal ultrasound I mean we basically got to third base together..... #whyisthereacondomonit #ineedadrink

Um....

Gingersnap

lap018 said:

I feel like we should at least be offered some sparkling grape juice before a transvaginal ultrasound I mean we basically got to third base together..... #whyisthereacondomonit #ineedadrink

Oh, idk. Maybe hygiene? 

MonaLisaRalphio

Gingersnap said:

lap018 said:

I feel like we should at least be offered some sparkling grape juice before a transvaginal ultrasound I mean we basically got to third base together..... #whyisthereacondomonit #ineedadrink

Oh, idk. Maybe hygiene? 

MamaCoffin

lap018 said:

I feel like we should at least be offered some sparkling grape juice before a transvaginal ultrasound I mean we basically got to third base together..... #whyisthereacondomonit #ineedadrink

Cool. You don't want a condom on it? Feel free to use it condom free after its been up 827336 other hoohas and only wiped down with a clorox wipe. 

Clorox is great at preventing spread of stds and infection. 

MrsDramaK

I haven't done the deed with my husband since I got my BFP because I'm afraid he'll loosen the baby.  He thinks I'm nuts, I know I'm nuts, but I can't help it.

Xstatic3333

MrsDramaK said:

I haven't done the deed with my husband since I got my BFP because I'm afraid he'll loosen the baby.  He thinks I'm nuts, I know I'm nuts, but I can't help it.

I felt that way at first too, even though my rational brain knew better.  You're not alone.  I got over it but it took a couple of weeks.  

angeltennis3

MrsDramaK said:

I haven't done the deed with my husband since I got my BFP because I'm afraid he'll loosen the baby.  He thinks I'm nuts, I know I'm nuts, but I can't help it.

I haven't either because I am tired and nauseous so nope. 

My FFFC is I love stalking the TTGP board for BFPs. I was on it a lot longer with my first (6 months) but only was on it one month with this one....but I get misty eyed one of those ladies get a BFP even though this time around I don't know them hardly at all. 

lap018

@Steelerfan78 @Gingersnap @MonaLisaRalphio @MamaCoffin bahahaha guys I'm saying there's no other way to keep that thing clean besides an actual condom? Any other type of barrier? The wand is already awkward but when it sits there with an actual rubber condom on it that's just like.... Hmmm, I mean I can't think of anything better myself but someone invented a snuggie someone can come up with something to cover that wand! 

rachoochoo2

MrsDramaK said:

I haven't done the deed with my husband since I got my BFP because I'm afraid he'll loosen the baby.  He thinks I'm nuts, I know I'm nuts, but I can't help it.

I'm glad I'm not the only one @MrsDramaK . After a loss a few months ago I'm not feeling like taking chances.

Xstatic3333

lap018 said:

@Steelerfan78 @Gingersnap @MonaLisaRalphio @MamaCoffin bahahaha guys I'm saying there's no other way to keep that thing clean besides an actual condom? Any other type of barrier? The wand is already awkward but when it sits there with an actual rubber condom on it that's just like.... Hmmm, I mean I can't think of anything better myself but someone invented a snuggie someone can come up with something to cover that wand! 

I mean, why reinvent the wheel?  It works really well; mine at least were both perfectly comfortable, especially compared to the pap that followed (yeeeouch!), and it does the job hygiene-wise.  I figure we all ended up in this position by having sex in the first place so there's no need for it to be awkward.    

lap018

Not trying to be literal here everyone, it's just funny/weird to see a giant plastic wand with a condom on it to stick up your vag by someone youve never met. I don't actually think it needs a redesign. I've given birth before (just 10 months ago)  trust me nothing is actually awkward for me at this point, this was supposed to be a joke. So much for flame free 

Gingersnap

I don't give a single fuck how many dildo cams need to up my vag. 
I'll take a dildo cam gang bang if it means I get to take this baby home! 

varimama

MrsDramaK said:

I haven't done the deed with my husband since I got my BFP because I'm afraid he'll loosen the baby.  He thinks I'm nuts, I know I'm nuts, but I can't help it.

Me either! I thought I was the only one lol. Plus DH is kind of weirded out now  

MonaLisaRalphio

Gingersnap said:

I don't give a single fuck how many dildo cams need to up my vag. 
I'll take a dildo cam gang bang if it means I get to take this baby home! 

Snort-laughing at "dildo cam gang bang."

lap018

@Gingersnap I too would do anything to bring a healthy baby home,  not exactly sure where it was conveyed that I wouldn't. Back to my original post I was joking that a sparkling grape juice would be nice because we basically got to third base together just to poke fun at all the crazy (normally) awkward things happen during pregnancy and delivery that  become totally normal once the stick turns pink. Love to all, I swear I'm a normal person 

SweetT

I've have chickfila 2 days in a row. My husband is a teacher and had graduation ceremonies with food provided by chickfila and he brought home the extras. I've  hid them from my daughter so I don't have to share. 
I'm not a big fan of fast food but I'd eat chickfila in the pantry to keep from having to split it. 

Xstatic3333

My FFFC is that I have now spent over 45 minutes trying to add a GIF to my signature without any success.  I've used various TK/TN/TB boards for over three years now, so I know there's no excuse for this being so hard for me and that's why I am confessing it.  I will keep trying.


EDIT: Although I figured it out, my confession remains that I find it very difficult.  It seems my main problem is functioning mostly in the Mac world.  Was finally able to pull it off from my work computer, which isn't my first choice to use for TB but nobody is here and I don't care. 

Gingersnap

lap018 said:

Not trying to be literal here everyone, it's just funny/weird to see a giant plastic wand with a condom on it to stick up your vag by someone youve never met. I don't actually think it needs a redesign. I've given birth before (just 10 months ago)  trust me nothing is actually awkward for me at this point, this was supposed to be a joke. So much for flame free 

You must be new. 
It's never flame free. 

Gingersnap

If I'm wearing a maxi dress/ skirt, I'm probably commando. 

cantalopes24

I can not get out of bed in the morning and I've been really late to work everyday this week and hiding in my office avoiding doing actual work. I went into one of my retail stores one afternoon and had one of my employees go buy me french fries on the clock and sat in a chair for two hours eating french fries. 

Also I picked up a really good book so I've been over-exaggerating to my husband how sick I've been so I could finish the book instead of having to do housework.

lap018

Gingersnap said:

lap018 said:

Not trying to be literal here everyone, it's just funny/weird to see a giant plastic wand with a condom on it to stick up your vag by someone youve never met. I don't actually think it needs a redesign. I've given birth before (just 10 months ago)  trust me nothing is actually awkward for me at this point, this was supposed to be a joke. So much for flame free 

You must be new. 
It's never flame free. 

I was on S15 BMB and A15 BMB (due August 31 delivered September 8) A15 was awesome (and brutal) but died after everyone had their babies and S15 is awesome! And you're somewhat right, there is def still flaming, an obvious joke would not have been flamed as a real confession. 

cantalopes24

Gingersnap said:

If I'm wearing a maxi dress/ skirt, I'm probably commando. 

Always.

MonaLisaRalphio

lap018 said:

Gingersnap said:

lap018 said:

Not trying to be literal here everyone, it's just funny/weird to see a giant plastic wand with a condom on it to stick up your vag by someone youve never met. I don't actually think it needs a redesign. I've given birth before (just 10 months ago)  trust me nothing is actually awkward for me at this point, this was supposed to be a joke. So much for flame free 

You must be new. 
It's never flame free. 

I was on S15 BMB and A15 BMB (due August 31 delivered September 8) A15 was awesome (and brutal) but died after everyone had their babies and S15 is awesome! And you're somewhat right, there is def still flaming, an obvious joke would not have been flamed as a real confession. 

I mean... sure, an obvious joke would get a laugh, and that would be it.  But if you have to tell someone you're joking, your joke was not obvious.

poofwok

I have no desire to have sex whatsoever. I feel bad for H, but seriously, 1st tri has me dryer than the desert. 

lap018

@MonaLisaRalphio Not sure how after I explained what I meant by the hashtag it wasn't obvious because the flame kept coming even after that and suddenly it turned into I wouldn't do a tranvag ultrasound to have a healthy baby? I don't think I'm the problem here....

Xstatic3333

lap018 said:

@MonaLisaRalphio Not sure how after I explained what I meant by the hashtag it wasn't obvious because the flame kept coming even after that and suddenly it turned into I wouldn't do a tranvag ultrasound to have a healthy baby? I don't think I'm the problem here....

100% serious here-it was the explanation that made me think you weren't joking. Before I wasn't sure if it was sarcasm or a confession with humorous tone. I also don't think my response constituted a flame so much as an alternative viewpoint. Disagreements happen, it's okay. 

MonaLisaRalphio

lap018 said:

@MonaLisaRalphio Not sure how after I explained what I meant by the hashtag it wasn't obvious because the flame kept coming even after that and suddenly it turned into I wouldn't do a tranvag ultrasound to have a healthy baby? I don't think I'm the problem here....

Not a single person said anything even remotely of the sort.  People teased you a little for saying something pretty silly.  That's all.

mjsommer

I have thrown up four times so far today and it's only 1pm. I hope my husband, baby, and mil stay out for hours so I can lay down and watch HGTV. 
And....I wish there was a Popsicle delivery service my throat hurts so bad from all this nonsense. 

Gingersnap

lap018 said:

@MonaLisaRalphio Not sure how after I explained what I meant by the hashtag it wasn't obvious because the flame kept coming even after that and suddenly it turned into I wouldn't do a tranvag ultrasound to have a healthy baby? I don't think I'm the problem here....

Um, that's not what I said at all. 
My comment didn't say anything about you, so maybe you need to rethink who is the problem....

SweetT

There is such a fine line between being hilariously snarky, and trying too hard to be snarky, falling short, and just coming across like an a jerk. 
Not inspired by this thread but some recent ones.
 

lap018

Gingersnap said:

lap018 said:

@MonaLisaRalphio Not sure how after I explained what I meant by the hashtag it wasn't obvious because the flame kept coming even after that and suddenly it turned into I wouldn't do a tranvag ultrasound to have a healthy baby? I don't think I'm the problem here....

Um, that's not what I said at all. 
My comment didn't say anything about you, so maybe you need to rethink who is the problem....

OK 

Gingersnap

MommaBean

lap018 said:

@Steelerfan78 @Gingersnap @MonaLisaRalphio @MamaCoffin bahahaha guys I'm saying there's no other way to keep that thing clean besides an actual condom? Any other type of barrier? The wand is already awkward but when it sits there with an actual rubber condom on it that's just like.... Hmmm, I mean I can't think of anything better myself but someone invented a snuggie someone can come up with something to cover that wand! 

I had my first u/s of this pregnancy today and they DID have another type of barrier! I was like, "what, no condom?" My last pregnancy was almost 8 years ago and I was amused when they opened up a Durex for the wand but it seems someone HAS invented some special cover for this purpose

imalwaysme79

I came into work late today because I had my first pre-natal appointment this morning (more about that in a second), I have literally done nothing since I got here at 11:30am, and even decided to leave an hour early! Bwahaha!

So my appointment, she only drew blood. Nothing else at all. I was a sad panda. She told me to come back next Friday and they'll do everything. U/s, heartbeat, blood, other tests, Q&A, etc. 

FishyMom

I am slightly bummed that my EDD is near the end of Feb.  Last time I was 4 days late which would push me into March... I sometimes wonder if I should straddle both boards.

angeltennis3

FishyMom said:

I am slightly bummed that my EDD is near the end of Feb.  Last time I was 4 days late which would push me into March... I sometimes wonder if I should straddle both boards.

@fishymom I feel you. Last time I was due 10/20 but DD didn't arrive til 10/28. I hated being at the end. 

This time around my LMP due date was 2/9, and I was pumped because it was early in the month....but with my long irregular cycles I think my due date is going to be closer to 2/20.....and if things go the same as with my DD I may go into March, too. 

i have lurked over there but I like it here so I will suck it up and be jealous of the early due dates!

kswiger06

cantalopes24 said:

I can not get out of bed in the morning and I've been really late to work everyday this week and hiding in my office avoiding doing actual work. I went into one of my retail stores one afternoon and had one of my employees go buy me french fries on the clock and sat in a chair for two hours eating french fries. 

Also I picked up a really good book so I've been over-exaggerating to my husband how sick I've been so I could finish the book instead of having to do housework.

This made me laugh! I've been treading a fine line between feeling okay and like crap so I make sure not to be too enthusiastic when I'm feeling okay just so I can make a quick escape of something I'm not into lol

rachoochoo2

Well my post got eaten. I was just saying that I'm also due towards the end and seriously hope to have a Feb baby, not March. I'm from a huge family (second of 10 kids) and we don't have a single Feb birthday. March on the other hand is pretty full.