Most Embarrassing Moment- Pregnancy Edition

Krisdee123

This group must have some good stories to share about their most embarrassing pregnancy moments! Lets commiserate together.

Krisdee123

I have two moments that stick out in my mind but will start with this one:

I was maybe 7weeks pregnant, hadn't really had morning sickness too badly at this point. So I'm at the off leash dog park enjoying the fresh air when I suddenly have the urge to barf. I'm in the middle of this field with maybe 6 other people in my eyesight and I just bend over and start throwing up everywhere. As I'm throwing up, I start to pee my pants. Like full on pee. In my light grey joggers. No pantyliner, nothing to help my situation and I'm a good 10 minute walk back to my car. People are noticing, but totally avoiding me, my dog is sniffing around like my vomit might be his dinner, it's not good. Like I wanted to give up and just lay on the ground. I compose myself as best I could and start walking back to my car when this nice lady comes over and gives me her sweater to tie around my waist! I was mortified, but she insisted. She gave me her business card and said she had two kids and knows morning sickness when she sees it, so just wash the sweater and return it to her. So then of course I started crying.

Theliops

At 11 weeks husband and I were on a plane and I barfed in the aisle. Thankfully I had the good sense to sit in the aisle seat in the first place. I kept throwing up as I was running to the back to get to the washroom but at that point I had a barf bag, but EVERYBODY was watching. The bathroom was occupied so I was standing in the little flight attendant area still puking in this little bag and I can hear the flight attendants saying that I had to stay back there for the remainder of the flight, and basically getting into panic mode because they thought I had some sort of stomach flu.

So at that point I decided I should clear things up so I turned around, barf and drool is running from my nose and mouth, and I go "I'm not sick, just pregnant." Cue the congratulations and smiles from the fight attendants... while I'm COVERED in puke.

Then I had to walk back to my seat and hang my head in shame for 3 more hours.

Krisdee123

@theliops OMG you poor woman )

PedsIsHardcore

I sniss with every sneeze. The women in my family have week bladder muscles so I have been wearing Poise pads since 10 weeks.

My embarrassing moment was this morning. I usually just let gas out as I need to. Not a lot of people around me at work anyways. Well this morning SO's alarm clock woke us both up but I pretended to be asleep...I farted so much it could have burned a hole in the mattress! He thinks I was farting in my sleep. The cat refused to come back in the bedroom even. Oh well. It happens.

Snoopylovesbelle

Nothing too embarrassing this time- all the bad moments I've been blessedly at home. My last pregnancy I sneezed, full on peed my pants and got a gushing nose bleed in my hallway while people were over at our house. Blood and pee everywhere X_X

maureenmce

My worst experience was when I came in from walking the dog and just, for no reason (this was in the second trimester and I had no nausea!) just started puking.  And of course, I peed myself, as I puked.  But it wasn't the most embarrassing because there was no one around (except my poor dog, but he doesn't judge.)  

So the most embarrassing was today, actually!  I had to go home for lunch because I forgot my phone (attack of the pregnancy brain #1) and while I was home I managed to take not only my car keys, but my husband's (attack of the pregnancy brain #2!)  Of course, I didn't realize this until I was nearly back at work and had to go all the way back home to drop them with my husband, so he wouldn't be late to his evening shift.  All said and done my lunch was 1.5 hours and I was so embarrassed explaining to my boss why I'd been gone so long.

Rach8672

My most embarrassing moments gave been puking on myself mid turn in my car. I had to pull over and happened to be in front of a busy post office, people were gauking in my window. Then shopping for new pants with puke on my current pants so I could return to work.
Lastly , my husband and I took a trip to Nashville with another couple and we agreed to sharing a hotel room to keep cost down. Well you know how you just can not hold farts in while pregnant ..... Yup standing in the front of the hotel room by the TV I bent over to put on some tall fall boots . As i was struggling to get them on , out ripped a big juicy sounding fart .... Yup the other couple was a little surprised

BarrettJ89

I work in a classroom with 7 teenage boys with high-functioning autism. It's a baking class... they are a pretty loud bunch. Until I had a sneaky fart. A long, loud, ridiculous stinky one. I was the only female in the room. And they totally noticed. Could have been worse, I'm sure, but still so awkward.

KFrob

I have had the sneaky fart at work a couple of times that I know people heard since I work in a quiet cubical forest.  Luckily the snissing and peeing while laughing has only happened in front of my husband and he thinks its the greatest thing ever!  He thinks its funny and also has this very sweet notion that to him on the outside it makes the baby more real and gives her personality, like she's poking mom's bladder on purpose.   

Hrc724

I was driving my husband, brother and 30 year old nephew home from a late dinner and we stopped at a gas station to get a few grocery necessities. As I was pulling out in between the gas pumps to leave the parking lot my gas light came on and I said to my husband, "I'm going to have to take your car tomorrow morning because I'm out of gas." It never occurred to me that I was actually at a gas station that very moment! They had to tell me to just pull up to a pump and get gas then. I didn't believe in pregnancy brain until that moment.

Krisdee123

@Hrc724 Awesome! That reminds me of my pregnancy brain moment.

A few weeks ago I went to get gas at my usual station by my house. The "pay at the pump" feature wasn't working, so I just went ahead and filled up. A few hours later I was sitting at home and the was loud banging/knocking on our door. The police. I had left the gas station without going inside to pay. The police were very stern and gave me a warning and followed me in my car to the gas station so they could watch me pay. I stole gas by accident!!!

bmmims

DH and I were out for a walk one evening recently and something he said got me laughing so hard that I peed myself. I continued to pee myself for a solid 30-40 seconds, my yoga pants (thankfully) black were covered in pee but I couldn't stop laughing because at that point he was laughing at me! 

Of course almost home and neighbors we had never met were outside and wanted to talk about our baby and me being pregnant.

Thank goodness I drink so much water anymore that my pee is almost clear and doesn't really have much of an odor.  I was quite uncomfortable though standing there having a conversation covered in pee.

cali1710

Mine was when I was about 8 weeks. I was at work on the custoner service desk helping a regular place an order. Hes about my age and soo hotttttt. And out of NOWHERE I suddenly needed to throw up. I started gagging as I was helping him and ran out the side door where employee parking is anf began puking my brains out... In front of some employees just pulling in. Mascara everywhere as I cry whenever I throw up. The only time I threw up.

scornwell717

I work at a small boutique where traffic tends to be pretty slow. Why is it that people decide to come in every time I think it's safe to let out a rank smelling fart? Enough said.

These posts are hilarious. I feel so sorry for some of you ladies!!!

ceebs87

I was lucky enough to not have much morning Sickness my first trimester, so I really want expecting much stomach troubles entering into to second. One day at work I was in the restroom getting some relief from my constipation when a gurgle in my stomach quickly made it's way up.  I had to remain seated but I managed to somehow get the first upchuck in that narrow gap between my legs into the bowl.  But the second time my undies suffered a direct hit.  I figeted and took of my undies, Rinsed them off and balled them up in some paper towels.  I hadn't told my manager I was pregnant yet,  so I told him my husband locked himself out and I was taking my break to go help him. It has so far been the most embarrassing pregnancy moment for myself, not that thats a challenge to life to throw  something worse at me .