You know you are TTC when....

ttcimpls

You're typing up documents for a "Seed 1" financing and you type "Pre-seed" instead. Also, instantly think of cervical mucus when asked for a CM# (client matter number)

OrangeEv

When I make myself go to bed earlier (yes, 1am is early) because I want to make extra sure to have an accurate BBT in the morning, not because I actually need more than three hours of sleep to function as a human...

leonard&tina

jhems776 said:

When you see someone write "crazy AF" and think crazy aunt flow and not crazy as f*ck.

I see that on Facebook and have to remind my brain that the whole world is not TTC

srenk08

When you send your husband this picture after you get your first positive opk lol

babymish

When you sing Beach Boys - I get around whilst you're laying on your bed with your legs in the air immediately after BD and imagining the little swimmers swimming along to the music (Look who's talking film reference)

Also when you and DH youtube the Look Who's Talking Now sperm clip to try and get a better understanding of what the swimmers may be coming up against..

I will be mortified if I am the only person who does this :S

Lilybee8614

@babymish Now that you've said that. I will definitely think of it next time DH and I BD. Lol.
Also, check out "The great sperm race" on YouTube. It's a more realistic version of what the little guys are going through. Just a though.

babymish

Haha @Lilybee8614 yeah look who's talking probably isn't the most educational video clip, although it does have really cool music

gardeniagirlknits

When I scheduled a laparoscopic ovarian cystectomy to be right after menstruation so that I'd be healed in time for ovulation (just say NO to wasting a cycle) & tell My hubs that hes acting like a pansy ass when he says "are you sure this won't hurt you?"

LaraSan

When I text my DH the windows of opportunity that we have during the month. ;;)

Tach2002

U know use been ttc for awhile when u see cervix everywhere.

virginiaham

Probably a repeat, but when H asks you what day of the week a date falls on, and you pull up the calendar on FF.

sboston06

When you see commercials from health insurance or life insurance companies about new parents and they make you tear up.

When you see babies or kids being naughty in public and it doesn't make you roll your eyes.

babymish

When you negotiate time on 'The Bump" with OH for time on the Playstation...on a Friday night :S

KASG

When every cycle you add something new like an OPK this month, then preseed next month...

MRSCORKER

...you notice every little twinge, headache, cramp, smell, etc. like never before. You try not to symptom spot, but who are we kidding? Also, when I just typed "etc.", my phone tried to auto-correct to "TTC".

criticalaccess

Every fart = KU

Hazellezah

When your bearded dragon unexpectedly lays a clutch of eggs when you're experiencing an anovulatory cycle making you pissed off that the lizard is currently more fertile than you are

anj27

You want to sleep in the middle of the bed cuddling with your husband but you sleep on your side of the bed instead so that the thermometer is within arm's reach, in case rolling over messes with your temperature.

Sincomb

When you get the stomach flu and think.. this is it! And get excited only to be let down haha

CoonMom

I'm sure this has been mentioned but I need to vent:

When your newly KU friend (who got KU after 2 months of not really trying) keeps filling you in on all the details. "This is how we told our parents....my MIL wants me to have a shower but I don't want one....when I'm on leave and you cover for me..."

Give me a break! You know I've been struggling for month!!

michelle_shelle

Ouch! I could understand her talking about it for maybe 5-10 mins since of course how exciting and new to her, but she also needs to be considerate to you and your situation. Say a few things then move on, talk to you like she used to about other things.
Sorry and I hope you can keep your friendship. Maybe you will get pregnant soon.

Sincomb

So sorry love! It's definitely hard seeing people get pregnant so easily, a woman assulted me while drunk and pregnant and I just found out she is now preggo with baby number 2! Ay carumba!

Praying you get your great news soon❤

babymish

When SO ask's if he can play the FF chart game again....cute!!

Bsks2002

When you wake up one morning to EWCM and tell your DH over coffee- with your other kiddos sitting there- that you just for a great surprise that morning. He looks at you and you tell him it's EWCM and he says "so we need to do it tonight then?" Like it's totally normal and not a big deal!

yellowcharr

You get your hair done before ovulation.

CoonMom

yellowcharr said:

You get your hair done before ovulation.

Just did this!

gardeniagirlknits

When you click on junk like this on fb.... Lol.... And then when you smile a little bc your name is on it.... Ugh....i know. Not a proud moment. Lol!!

skilouise

@gardeniagirlknits

I've seen that on Facebook too, although I've only seen it shared by single women a few years younger than me, all with comments like "God, I hope not!"

_darth

When every bra you own feels like an unholy hybrid between a boa constrictor and a sack of rabid badgers, but you hold off getting replacements month after month because surely pregnancy will happen soon, bringing with it the magical booby fairy that missed you during puberty.

Grance19

When you've unfollowed so many people on Facebook due to baby announcements... There's only like ten people left.

CoonMom

@Grance19 baby announcements, or baby pictures, or kids pictures in general, or status updates on their grandchildren/nieces/nephews.....I really should just give up facebook!

gardeniagirlknits

AshVA said:

@gardeniagirlknits

I've seen that on Facebook too, although I've only seen it shared by single women a few years younger than me, all with comments like "God, I hope not!"

@ashva That's exactly how I saw it! Someone I know with their name On that list that has had (of course) not one but TWO 'oops' babies in the last four years. That's who posted it... Of course with the "oh no, not My name!!!" ugh. Gag me.

virginiaham

DarthFuriosa said:

When every bra you own feels like an unholy hybrid between a boa constrictor and a sack of rabid badgers, but you hold off getting replacements month after month because surely pregnancy will happen soon, bringing with it the magical booby fairy that missed you during puberty.

THISSSSSS.

mom2adoodle

When DH refers to TCOYF as "the bible."

"Oh, reading the bible again?" 

DoxieLove05

When each month you plan a new way you will tell your parents and in-laws the good news... I must have a list of 100 ways to announce to my in immediate family, one for every occasion.. Just in case

Lilybee8614

@Jenniferd0527 Oh my Yes!!!! Exactly that!!!

brookewantsbaby

This was me yesterday. (When you have a headache but don't want to take anything just in case)

ADelgadoRDH

I am with you there! lol

picklesplease

When DH nudges you in the morning because it's 2 minutes away from your BBT time. He beats the alarm every morning and reminds me now. Kind of awesome.  

_darth

When you start devising increasingly complex (and frankly disgusting) revenge plots against that coworker whose office diet consists exclusively of egg and cabbage soup - all of them involving your future morning sickness. No? Too specific?