If you want to see some drama unfold...

missmarissa711

Can you tell i'm bored with insomnia? I was lurking around the Feb.16 board and found a humorous discussion where someone was trying to start a HDBD when they are so newly preggers. Looks like the Feb. mamas are a feisty bunch. I love it.

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12596172/bump-pics#latest

CaliforniaDream87

The same thing happened here when someone tried to start HDBD in late January. It really is comical!

missmarissa711

Wow...Oh man I bet it was a riot. Why don't I remember that! lol. But the Edward Cullen comment on that post made me laugh out loud.

laylababe3

"I would find a new doctor. Because, science. Unless Edward Cullen impregnated you. And then congrats on your sparkly baby."

LOL!

dkizz82

That's hilarious! I lurk on other boards too when I can't sleep.

missmarissa711

seriously. best comment EVER.

KaylaLovesNoah

Daaayyyuuummmm!! I thought we were hormonal! And they still have 8 or 9 months! Yikes! Lol

CaliforniaDream87

The whole "I know I'm showing at 6 weeks because my doctor told me my uterus it up to my belly button" comment made me roll my eyes so hard...

dkizz82

CaliforniaDream87 said:

The whole "I know I'm showing at 6 weeks because my doctor told me my uterus it up to my belly button" comment made me roll my eyes so hard...

I wanted to comment on that so bad! Haha.

mrswiebe09

Omg thank you for that!

KaylaLovesNoah

CaliforniaDream87 said:

The whole "I know I'm showing at 6 weeks because my doctor told me my uterus it up to my belly button" comment made me roll my eyes so hard...

Maybe Popeye finally knocked Olive Oil up...that or Betty Spaghetti....that's the only possible thing!

sarahmu7

But guys! SCIENCE!




Edited to add my favorite science bros!

Saratiff

That made my night!!!! Thanks so much for that. People are crazy but I loved the snark on that bored and then the white knights trying to come to the rescue.

HarleenQuinz86

Lol

thesportsgal

I just don't understand the argument that it's not bloat. Put an olive under your shirt and take a picture - THAT is your actual baby bump. The second time around/10 weeks along/no muscle mass argument lady is insane for thinking otherwise.

mariafordon

Eww "utes"? Some things don't need a nickname.

breezymeema7

Lol that lady with the Edward Cullen comment wins the internet tonight.

Miz_Liz

MouseMama817

Edward Cullen comment was hilarious. But holy crap the cattiness!

CaliforniaDream87

@breezymeema7 the snark reminds me of A13. I love it!

breezymeema7

@CaliforniaDream87 I was thinking the exact same thing...good memories

carleym93

I liked the part with the red velvet bagels :x

CarelessDiva89

Hands down best comment & made me want to watch twilight )

MamaMandy2015

Hee hee that made my night, ahh the cattiness was epic

Robin910

carleyec93 said:

I liked the part with the red velvet bagels :x

Seriously. I'm trying to figure out what flavor cream cheese would go best with them and I'm gonna be heartbroken if they don't have them at my grocery store.

leighalou91

Science, Bitch!

LOL to all of that thread. Oh my.

ETA: can anyone name my TV show reference??

carleym93

@Robin910 I'd think the regular flavor cream cheese would be best! I've never seen them before, they must be either very new or very limited

pabeybaby

Red velvet bagels with cream cheese sounds amazing. Minus the sparkly vampires lol.

jrthomas14

leighawilson91 said:

Science, Bitch!

LOL to all of that thread. Oh my.

ETA: can anyone name my TV show reference??

BREAKING BAD!!!!! Jesse Pinkman is the best

missmarissa711

jrthomas14 said:

Science, Bitch! LOL to all of that thread. Oh my. ETA: can anyone name my TV show reference??

BREAKING BAD!!!!! Jesse Pinkman is the best

Hell. Yes.

nakoppel

I had this EXACT agrument with one of my husband's marines wives. She was trying to tell me she was showing at 6 weeks -_- (I was 20 weeks at the time and had JUST started showing). I literally looked at her and said 'sweety that's bloat not your baby'. She tried to tell me different and then my husband jumped in and goes 'well I know she (me) was bigger at 6 weeks than now but it went down by 8 or 10 weeks so unless the baby shrank it was just bloating' (this may seem mean of my hubs but it didn't bug me). What I REALLY wanted to say was sweety you're overweight by like a lot that's not the baby! But I'm a huge hater

SashaDenn25

If I could have only tricked my mind into believing that it was baby at that stage instead of bloat...would have saved those early on I look fat not freaking pregnant tears!! 

lifesabeach85

CaliforniaDream87 said:

The same thing happened here when someone tried to start HDBD in late January. It really is comical!

Ah yes also remembering those many posts by people wondering if they were feeling baby kicking at like 9 weeks...

dpmm93

I really needed this! Thanks for the post. I'm dying haha