#preggoproblems

surfingmama

When you put on a pair of jeans that fit last casual Friday and have to sit at your desk with the fly down and unbuttoned. #preggoproblems


Go!

karaelaine1991

When you haven't put on normal jeans since the beginning of December because maternity jeans are just SO much more comfortable.
#preggoproblems

MamaBish

Hah! Great thread!

When you are training your newest employee, sneeze, and need to awkwardly excuse yourself because you just pissed your damn pants. 

#preggoproblems

NicoleBurroughs12

When you finally get comfortable in bed but then you have to get up to pee...again.

Jna0407

When your baby kicks you in the bladder and you say "I think I just peed myself" out loud in public. #preggoproblems

lovethatcolosun

When you get winded climbing a flight of stairs or shoveling the walk because your baby is using your diaphragm as a pillow.
#preggoproblems

karaelaine1991

lovethatcolosun said:

When you get winded climbing a flight of stairs or shoveling the walk because your baby is using your diaphragm as a pillow.
#preggoproblems

The elevator was broken at my school the other day and I had to walk up TEN flights of stairs to my class. Needless to say, I was about ready to pass out by the time I was finally on my floor!

MrsCaliRN

When you have your DH rub your boobs down with lotion, not as foreplay, but because you'll scratch off your skin if you don't get some itch-relief soon! #preggoproblems

lovethatcolosun

@karaelaine1991 I'd be seeing stars if I had to walk up ten flights. That might take me half an hour. I live in an older house with steep stairs, so I dread forgetting stuff upstairs.

Lilybum29

When you liken yourself to a jar of pasta sauce and say you're prego...

btm013

When you fail the 1 hr glucose test by ONE POINT and have to go for the three hour one #pregnancyproblems. And seriously as soon as I got the call, all I've wanted since is a cupcake.

Aceybaby

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MamaBish

btm013 said:

When you fail the 1 hr glucose test by ONE POINT and have to go for the three hour one #pregnancyproblems. And seriously as soon as I got the call, all I've wanted since is a cupcake.

Aaaaaand now I need to find a cupcake... 

ksimo6

When you can no longer get out if the couch without assistance. #preggoproblems

Jamiemitchell85

When you finally find a pair of maternity pants that don't sag in the back but the band is to little and they keep sliding down.

MamaBish

catalinasmama said:

When MIL takes over my registry that I worked SO hard on, (researching for weeks), and insists I add things I KNOW I absolutely do NOT need or want.  #preggoproblems #firstworldproblems 

Ugh, that would make me SO mad! I've had a similar argument with my dad's gf about changing tables. I want storage cubes with a changing pad on top so I don't have a random piece of furniture I won't use after a few years. She seemed personally offended that I didn't want a designated changing table/

kales0719

I don't feel the need for a changing table either.

Zeuskay01

Sigh....when you're alone and let off gas (since I seem to be filled of it now) and manage to pee a bit as well

balderasmama

When you get a sudden burst of energy to clean and decide to vacuum the couch and rearrange the living room and by the end of the day you can even move because you are so sore and pulled a muscle in your butt.

NicoleBurroughs12

balderasmama said:

When you get a sudden burst of energy to clean and decide to vacuum the couch and rearrange the living room and by the end of the day you can even move because you are so sore and pulled a muscle in your butt.

Omg I can so relate. I cleaned the whole house last weekend and I could barely move after.

HoosOnFirst

When you go upstairs in your house and realize you left something you need downstairs.

kbbtah

When everytime you get up or sit down you let out a loud "UH"! (Equally as awesome when switching positions during sex.)

devyns2nd

When you buy maternity pants and they give you camel toe.

Apparently EVERYTHING will swell when your pregnant.

mlindzz

When you cut yourself and all of your guests equal slices of cake, and realize you're the only person in the room that finished the entire piece...

leightrain

When you reach down to tie your boots, work really hard at getting them done up with out complaining or looking strained, stand up let out a huge sigh and are breathing heavily, then your tiny, younger co-worker says, it's only going to get tougher. #preggoproblems

mommaGibs

When none of your t-shirts fit so you raid your hubbys side of the closet

kelseyharrell22

When you freeze hubby out by opening the windows at night because you're sweating & he wakes up shivering

cboutros

When peeing no longer something you can hold and seems to always need to excuse yourself emergently and then its like two drops

KaLikeAWind

When your work polo does such a good job of mostly hiding your bump (it fits poorly enough that the bump still looks a bit like a beer gut) that the cute guys on the other side of the bar want to buy you a shot and you have to artfully dodge drinking hard liquor. You know if you tell the truth, you may not get as good a tip.

mrsb30

mellymar said:

When your work polo does such a good job of mostly hiding your bump (it fits poorly enough that the bump still looks a bit like a beer gut) that the cute guys on the other side of the bar want to buy you a shot and you have to artfully dodge drinking hard liquor. You know if you tell the truth, you may not get as good a tip.

That's just sad

elizab14

Laughing and playing with hubby, and he grazes your nipple and it leaks for the first time-- and you start sobbing and laughing at the same time saying "I'm not in control of my body anymore" #preggoproblems

MCRM14

@kelseyharrell22 I've said I was goi bf to do this a few times but just afraid of bursting a pipe with how cold it is here...switched to just boy shorts and a tank top to sleep in and an ice pack here and there

virginiaunicorn11

When your husband suggests sandwiches for lunch, and your eyes just start leaking a steady stream of tears because you can't eat cold cuts, and the idea of one more cheese sandwich makes you want to die... And then husband treats you like the crazy person you are, rather than reading your mind and hugging you, so you wordlessly just continue to weep more tears...

MCRM14

When your about to get in the show e r but have to sneeze and your not sure if you need to sit on the toilet first while you sneeze...

klkonwi

When someone says " you look tired " and it makes you rage inside ..... Like a crazy person....

rklinge0

Not being able to lay on my back for more than 30 min to an hour because then I feel dizzy. I never minded sleeping on my side but certain positions when I watch tv make me feel awful.

kerrymarie44

When you drop something on the ground and say "f**k it" and walk away.

Hummingbirdab

When your laughing, crying, (and of course peeing yourself) while you read out loud all of the #preggoproblems to your hubby

jessroslyn

When you can't shave your legs properly and end up looking like a hairy wilderbeast.

Kathjnr22

When you have more to eat for breakfast than you used to eat all day.....and STILL want MORE food an hour later! And an hour after that...

TikiTurtle

When you're trying to work on your tan but can't figure out how to do your back.