To be devils advocate how are flowers different from a bottle of wine?
Flowers don't let me forget my woes and help my dance moves. This had to be a trick question though because flowers are the worst and wine is the best, so it's like apples and oranges to me.
To be devils advocate how are flowers different from a bottle of wine?
Flowers die. Wine gives me life.
But you appreciate both while alive or in the glass. And when they are gone you are left with an empty container.
I do not appreciate flowers when they are dying in my house. I look at them and think "I could have bought a few bottles of wine with that money." Then I have to clean up pollen after them. Then getting rid of them vs. "getting rid" of wine is no competition, flower clean up is a chore that brings no joy.
Eta: stop trying to peer pressure us into liking flowers boat!
Hmm. I like them once in a blue moon. I hate the green scum water that smells like poop and washing the vase after.
This. DH used to buy them for me often. I told him to stop because he would never throw them out once they died and they were not worth the effort for me to do the clean up.
Re: Clicky Poll - Fresh Cut Flowers
Cat vomit. Oi. We have enough of it from when they get into the houseplants.
DS born 6/2013
Eta: stop trying to peer pressure us into liking flowers boat!
this is me exactly!
This. DH used to buy them for me often. I told him to stop because he would never throw them out once they died and they were not worth the effort for me to do the clean up.