WTF Wednesday December17

fourthtimesacharm

Spill it! What's your WTF moment this week?

fourthtimesacharm

WTF RLP! You tease me with sweet relief and no flare ups for almost a week, only to come back with vengeance. GTFO!

lindsayanne14

WTF work internet filter. I need to spend my working hours using Pinterest to plan and organize the Xmas Eve festivities at my house and every pin I click on is blocked.

ChanStew

WTF flu that is everywhere around me. If I get you and miss Christmas next week, I will be seriously pissed.

DPandMB

WTF Hormones? I've been an emotional roller-coaster this week. I feel much like my 14 year old daughter. My poor son and husband.

Michi1382

I don't really have a WTF yet (it's early in the day) but @RHoPA1109‌ yes! Yesterday the hallways smelled like ass and Axe. Why?! It's no longer sweltering and we're at a tolerable temperature in the building. Shower! Lotion! Something. Shit.

mrsfleming12

lindsayanne14 said:

WTF work internet filter. I need to spend my working hours using Pinterest to plan and organize the Xmas Eve festivities at my house and every pin I click on is blocked.

This. The filter at my work is just excessive. I am a procrastinator and need to be doing research on all those gifts I haven't bought yet!!
Plus....who doesn't need to be perusing pinterest intermittently as well...

acrotzer

WTF students and teachers: stop coming to school with the flu, or even a temperature for that matter. We have 30 reported cases in my school. With the flu shot only being 50% effective, I'm terrified. Even the principal (who had the shot at the same time I did) knew better than to come to school.

acrotzer

mbm1983 said:

Wtf fevers. My daughter is on day 2 of very high fever for no apparent reason. She has spiked 103.8 and it's been coming down with medicine so we are being diligent and watching her. She has no other symptoms. But with her previous seizure from high fever it still gives us anxiety.

seriously guys, invest in a really good themometer. It makes checking them so much easier.

if she wakes up tomorrow with the same temp we'll take her in. With no other symptoms I'd rather give it one more day since there are so many sick kids right now. Don't want to risk her catching something else in the waiting room.

I am so sorry you're going through this. I can only imagine how stressful that can be. Keep us posted.

What kind of thermometer do you use? I registered for a temporal one, but I don't know if that's truly best.

ChanStew

I have another.

WTF OB office. I'm getting pretty used to my appointments not starting on time, but I'VE been waiting an hour. Some of us have jobs to get back to tyvm.

jamiesc58

WTF DH??? You know I love you and love cuddling with you but I fell asleep on the couch at 8:00pm. There was no need for you to wake me up at 2:00am to come to bed with you so you would have someone to cuddle with. It takes me FOREVER to fall back asleep as it is when I wake up on my own. I still love you but WTF???

mary62108

WTF belly?  It's to the point that I've let my lady-scaping get behind and DD asks this morning why I have fuzzies on my peepee?  I almost died.  I was not prepared to answer that question in three-year-old language so I just said nevermind and finished getting dressed. I hope she doesn't go to daycare telling everyone that mommy has a fuzzy peepee now.

ETA: No, I have not taught her the proper anatomical terms for her body yet.  Someday I will...

julievdm12

WTF hip/crotch pain. You make me worried my crotch is going to split in half! Seriously worried that if it's this bad at 21 weeks, I'm not sure how I'll make it to the end.....

hillbillywife

WTF DS! You are acting like a crazy person today!! If you don't settle down your going to knock the Christmas tree down!

jamiesc58

rsaj0807 I wish I could "love it" 100 times!

RNmama2b

WTF cat, you know DH is on shift for 24 hours and my gag reflex and nausea cannot handle cleaning up a nasty pukey hair ball today. (Thank you Jesus it was on the hardwood and not carpet!)

redheaded14

Wtf work. Why do I have nothing to do? I'm so bored and just killing time until Friday afternoon when we get to fly home. Come on vacation!!!

lexyraejay

WTF doctor! I'm really trying to see her side of things, but my family doctor, who sees me for prenatal care and delivers my babies, just discontinued the OB portion of her practice. It is because of unforseen issues with her family, so it's not like she just up and quit. Pregnancy, labor, and delivery are so completely out of one's control and having my family doctor and all my prenatal appointments on the calendar for the rest of this pregnancy seemed like the only thing I was certain about. On the bright side, I'm switching over to the midwifery practice at the same clinic. I have been more and more interested in going with a midwife and it would have been awkward for me to "break-up" with my doctor.
Oh, how confusing are the contradictory thoughts in my pregnant brain!

mnharkcom

WTF HEARTBURN?! I've had it a lot but for the past two days it's been heartburn/acid reflux and making me throw up from it. Totally unnecessary!

alexis95

WTF knees and back? My back has been killing me the past few days and now my knee caps are radiating pain. Ugh, stupid loose joints.

ChanStew

mnharkcom said:

WTF HEARTBURN?! I've had it a lot but for the past two days it's been heartburn/acid reflux and making me throw up from it. Totally unnecessary!

ugh, yeah I got on zantac real quick once the throw-uppy part started.   :-&

mnharkcom

@ChanStew‌ I might have to do that. I'll wait it out 2 more weeks till my dr appt then probably ask the doc about it. Whew.

Mushibamboo

WTF paranoia/anxiety. You were not this bad last time I was pregnant. I have become the lady who secretly fears that sex will knock the babies out. Help before I turn into a SS!

ChanStew

mnharkcom said:

@ChanStew‌ I might have to do that. I'll wait it out 2 more weeks till my dr appt then probably ask the doc about it. Whew.

I hope it gets better for you!  I couldn't wait for my dr. appt...I woke up in the middle of the night with vomit in the back of my throat and it took an hour to calm down and go back to sleep.  I was not going to put up with that again.

meanwhile, I still try to avoid triggers like coffee and citrusy foods.  I also try not to eat anything after 7pm at the latest, so I can go to bed at 10 and be a little less throw-uppy when I lay down.

This has managed it pretty well, though I still have a few issues with it here and there.

wholebunches101212

Wtf DD while you were supposed to be napping and letting me nap, you took off your shitty diaper and got it everywhere.

arlinar

WTF downstairs neighbor, you keep your doors an windows open all day and into the late night. I can hear all your secrects. 

Also WTF work for having me work 10 hour shifts and making me miss christmas next week. My mom still hasn't gotten over that. 

hillbillywife

wholebunches101212 said:

Wtf DD while you were supposed to be napping and letting me nap, you took off your shitty diaper and got it everywhere.

Gosh I HATE that. My DS did if consistently for several months. I got to the point where I thougt Id be cleaning poop off the walls forever. What finally stopped it? A cold shower.

specialsn0wflake

WTF migraines! It's been 4 hours. Go the fuck away already!

khan08

I can't! I have no more WTF to give today. I just want to crawl in a corner and cry from exhaustion and work stress! Literally counting down the days till 12/24 at 12:01 when we close down at work for the Holiday.

kamomo1

WTF heater/AC unit, you have got to be shitting me that there is no heat setting! 30C should be super hot in my house... Stupid tropical island that everyone says is warm. You lie!

kerimontanye

WTF Flu...you're like the plague. It's everywhere. Schools around me are closing for Christmas break early because of it. All 3 of my kids have it/gotten over it. Except my 3 year old, who threw up in the Walmart checkout lane yesterday, still has a fever and a horrible cough. I just want it to go away before next week. And I had to cancel my first prenatal massage ever. I was so looking forward to it.

arlinar

WTF Sony for canceling the Interview. I really wanted to see that movie =( I love James Franco!

Scarlett260

RHoPA1109 said:

hillbillywife said:

Wtf DD while you were supposed to be napping and letting me nap, you took off your shitty diaper and got it everywhere.

Gosh I HATE that. My DS did if consistently for several months. I got to the point where I thougt Id be cleaning poop off the walls forever. What finally stopped it? A cold shower.

....am I the only one over here like

And

About giving their kid a cold shower?

I've heard about people doing it, and it's always sounded like an extremely cruel punishment to me.

alexis95

arlinar said:

WTF Sony for canceling the Interview. I really wanted to see that movie =( I love James Franco!

I'm so upset about that (

somewheresublime86

Scarlett260 said:

RHoPA1109 said:

hillbillywife said:

wholebunches101212 said:

Wtf DD while you were supposed to be napping and letting me nap, you took off your shitty diaper and got it everywhere.

Gosh I HATE that. My DS did if consistently for several months. I got to the point where I thougt Id be cleaning poop off the walls forever. What finally stopped it? A cold shower.

....am I the only one over here like



And




About giving their kid a cold shower?

I've heard about people doing it, and it's always sounded like an extremely cruel punishment to me.

I have a coworker who gave her daughter a very quick one to stop what was apparently a never-ending tantrum. Two years later, and people still joke about her 'throwing someone in the shower' when she's frustrated with them.

Scarlettg

WTF DH!  How is it that, in a king size bed, you manage to hit me in the head four times with your elbow, then shove your knee into my ribcage, and then snore directly into my ear?  I mean really, that kind of takes talent considering when I want to snuggle I can't even reach you.

lexyraejay

Scarlettg said:

WTF DH!  How is it that, in a king size bed, you manage to hit me in the head four times with your elbow, then shove your knee into my ribcage, and then snore directly into my ear?  I mean really, that kind of takes talent considering when I want to snuggle I can't even reach you.

Our hubbies must be related! I get the elbow in the head all the time too

hillbillywife

RHoPA1109 said:

hillbillywife said:

wholebunches101212 said:

Wtf DD while you were supposed to be napping and letting me nap, you took off your shitty diaper and got it everywhere.

Gosh I HATE that. My DS did if consistently for several months. I got to the point where I thougt Id be cleaning poop off the walls forever. What finally stopped it? A cold shower.

....am I the only one over here like



And




About giving their kid a cold shower?

It wasn't COLD. But it wasn't nice fun play in the tub temperature either. When he first started playing with poo Id draw him a bath like I always do and it turned into playtime not we have to scrape poop off your whole little body because you were having way too much fun instead of sleeping.

I wasn't being cruel. A nice warm shower would have scared him out it too. He didn't like the sprayer.

Edit to clarify, warm enough I would have gotten in a shower that cool

cwiceangel

Wtf previous resident... This morning at 4:30 am we get the infamous "police knock" on our front door. You know the kind that will wake you from a complete dead sleep? (From experience...) Two sheriff deputies are at the door looking for the girl that lived here a few years before we bought the house in June. Mind you the house has been sitting empty for about two years, we still get this girl's mail and her brother's (I believe it's her brother anyway, who also had a court summons for a parking violation, family of winners I tell ya). Don't know wtf this girl did but police looking for you at 430 in the fucking morning you done fucked up. Royally.
So Amanda, thank you for giving me a wake up call 4 hours BEFORE I needed to get up. Ironically her name is the same as my cousin's wife... Suspicious? (Kidding she's totally not a delinquent.)
Here's to hopefully not having a repeat of last night and hoping the sheriff department updates their address book.

Oh and heartburn fucking sucks too. Clockwork every night now for about a week.

nikkijo3

WTF downstairs kids' bathroom toilet being clogged and a shitty mess at 7:00 this morning. Nothing like plunging a fully loaded toilet to no avail only to find out it's plugged because my DS flushed a pair of underwear down it the day before because he "didn't like that underwear". Oh, and he's 15. He's paying for the plumber!!

Scarlettg

nikkijo3 said:

WTF downstairs kids' bathroom toilet being clogged and a shitty mess at 7:00 this morning. Nothing like plunging a fully loaded toilet to no avail only to find out it's plugged because my DS flushed a pair of underwear down it the day before because he "didn't like that underwear". Oh, and he's 15. He's paying for the plumber!!

Yeah... my spidey sense is tingling.  I'm thinking there's much more to the underwear story than just he "didn't like that underwear."  However, I'm also thinking you may not want to know what the whole story is.  Yay to you for making him pay for the plumber!