One was at church on Sunday. During the sermon (read: quiet congregation) the pastor was talking about Jesus PLEADING with people and DD yells, "EATING people?!?" The Dad in the row in front of us lost his shit and then I lost mine and we all fell apart.
Second was at the grocery store yesterday. DDI turned down an isle and passed a man that looked EXACTLY like Santa, red coat in all. I smile to myself and tell DD to say Hi. She does and waves and the Santa-man smiles and says Hi back and reaches into his pockets and pulls out CANDY CANES! I look at him with wide eyes, like AHHHHHHHHHHH it's really SANTA!!!! ... and about ten minutes later I realized that I just let a stranger give my kid candy.
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