Soo I need help!!

bendanababy

Can you ladies help me figure this out !! Am I pregnant or not?
Last period October 31.

SpartanChick88

Is there a Baby center super dare today?? WTF? Take your pee stick and GTFO!

mosdub

This is not an appropriate post for this board (read: TRYING to get pregnant)- please post this on 1st tri board, if anywhere. The diagram is on the test stick. There is also a paper with directions that comes with the test.

JennyLynn6785

Stop acting like a fool and GTFO. Wasn't one driveby pee stick enough for you today?

bendanababy

I didn't think the other post was posted because the app closed down.

NEgirl824

Haha this is such a funny joke! Now get out... you've had your fun buh bye.

SpartanChick88

Actually. .. I need help too. My H is snoring super loud. I've tried the pulling the pillow and adjusting his head thing and the rolling him over thing but he's so exhausted that it's not working. I have ear plugs but they hurt my ears. Any suggestions?

bendanababy

You guys are so rude....

JennyLynn6785

bendanababy said:

I didn't think the other post was posted because the app closed down.

And yet you got 47 replies to it telling you that, as a stranger, coming here and posting your pee stick picture was inappropriate and rude. No one here knows who you are, and if you had the decency to first read the Newbie Blog (ya know, where it clearly says READ THIS BEFORE YOU POST) you'd have learned that this is not something that should be posted here and that we are not here to squee with you over a positive test. Move along, now.

JennyLynn6785

bendanababy said:

You guys are so rude....

Rude is what you posted here today. Twice.

SpartanChick88

bendanababy said:

You guys are so rude....

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We are rude? Let me ask you something in simple terms: it's a hot day and you're really thirsty. You would just love a glass of water when suddenly, this strange woman walks up and say " hi! I have a glass of water. See it? Can you see? I love my water. Enjoy being thirsty! " Was that nice of her? Did you appreciate her waving what you so badly want right in your face? Because that's pretty much what you just did.

estakis

SpartanChick88 said:

Actually. .. I need help too. My H is snoring super loud. I've tried the pulling the pillow and adjusting his head thing and the rolling him over thing but he's so exhausted that it's not working. I have ear plugs but they hurt my ears. Any suggestions?

-----anticipating mobile quote fail-----

MH snores too. We found that sleeping with two pillows helps to elevate his head a bit and decrease the snoring. Also when he sleeps on his side it's a little better. I have ear plugs too, they're too annoying for me to sleep with them in. At least once a week one of us ends up sleeping on the couch, unfortunately. I figured I'd respond to you instead of giving OP any attention as your post is far more worthy of a response.

Aaaand, OP - GTFO.

ETA: grammar

gonetothesea

HippoTooth

FFS. My patience is wearing thin with this bullshit.

SpartanChick88

@riderchik‌ Do I leave them in or just tickle his nose? I don't want to kill him! At least not tonight

@estakis‌ he usually has two and that makes it worse. It's bad when he's this tired - Unfortunately so am I! He's on his side right now too. I need to change the sheets in the guest room so that's out I will keep poking at him. When I'm tired enough I guess I will just fall asleep. Thanks for the thoughts!

JennyLynn6785

She's not even reading the replies anymore. Must be because we're all SO RUDE!!!

redandblack14

Am I drunk?

JennyLynn6785

redandblack14 said:

Am I drunk?

I wish I was. Maybe I'd handle this better with wine.

SpartanChick88

riderchik said:

@spartanchick88 usually just goes up the nose and then he wakes up. Stops snoring for long enough for me to fall asleep.

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If nothing else comes of this trick, that made me laugh thanks!

HippoTooth

riderchik said:

bendanababy said:

You guys are so rude....

You could have stayed on BabyCenter they gave you all the squees you were looking for. You got squee greedy and ended up on the wrong board.

"Squee greedy" might be my new favorite saying! I love you @riderchik‌

yepitsme215

OMGZ UR TOTES PREGGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG  YAY UR SO LUCKY I WISH IT WERE ME, SO JELLY!!!!!!!!

Is that what you wanted, OP? K, go the fuck away now.

JennyLynn6785

kemcc13 said:

@SpartanChick88‌ MH snores too. I gently wake him, and ask him to roll over. That usually does it. He seems to snore more when he's on his back compared to his side. The first few times he got annoyed that I woke him, now I think he's used to it. Good luck. Snoring can definitely ruin a good nights sleep! Also OP....what you did TWICE today was rude.

I wake my husband up and tell him to roll over too, but I don't do it so gently. He has the miraculous superpower of being able to fall asleep in .5 seconds anyway.

SoyLoca

Urgh. This is why I need to step away from TB on CD1. Enough already!

KatzKiss

Is anyone else having technical difficulties? TB won't let me quote or love tit! I think I want Squeegreedy to be my new username. Thanks @riderchik!

thewickedfairy

whenweawake

Just what I wanted to see at my 14dpo BFN. Thanks stranger

MrsC0617

@littleliverpill‌, I was just teaching my students about GW. Too bad I couldn't show them those gifs. Effing hilarious!!

Scatterbug

It's starting to feel like an invasion of pee sticks here.

OP you seriously posted all over the internet? If you feel starved for attention now wait till you have a kid and you are no longer the centre of the universe.

ginger1228

DovahFel said:

bendanababy said:

I didn't think the other post was posted because the app closed down.

Is there also a clever excuse why you didn't read the newbie blog?

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She tried to read it but the app closed!! Sheesh!!!!

pmcd886

Oh, it's you again...

wantababyinmeplz

Wow the first time telling you to get the fuck out wasn't enough?

chipsfordinner

GypsySoul1112

Well this is a first...

SpartanChick88

@grandiosequestion‌ I Think if you suggest they might consider getting a high five to the face... that should be ok.

Princess sloth made me laugh!

I eventually just fell asleep last night. I woke DH a couple times but the snoring resumed. Then I woke up because I thought I was still awake and there was a little horned gremlin standing next to the bed. Scared the hell out of me and no one was in the room - not even the cats. I have got to finish this project... the dreams are getting to me!

carolinagirl67

jjones4782

You're pregnant, same thing happenned to me with my 6yo. It's really early still, so something could be off and Mother Nature could kick it out. Happens more often than you'd like to know. Congrats! I hope it sticks!

KingLED

jjones4782 said:

You're pregnant, same thing happenned to me with my 6yo. It's really early still, so something could be off and Mother Nature could kick it out. Happens more often than you'd like to know. Congrats! I hope it sticks!

What the fuck?

nandaboob06

jjones4782 said:

You're pregnant, same thing happenned to me with my 6yo. It's really early still, so something could be off and Mother Nature could kick it out. Happens more often than you'd like to know. Congrats! I hope it sticks!

What the hell are you talking about? Mother nature could "kick it out". Kick what out? The baby? What the fuck is wrong with you?

So many questions.

SpartanChick88

jjones4782 said:

You're pregnant, same thing happenned to me with my 6yo. It's really early still, so something could be off and Mother Nature could kick it out. Happens more often than you'd like to know. Congrats! I hope it sticks!

What the ever loving hell is wrong with you???? There are no words...none.  You need to take you obnoxious and insulting thoughts somewhere else. Like, now