~~~FFFCs~~~ AKA Gifferiffic confessions!

stoneycakes

It's Friday! You know what to do.

stoneycakes

Last week you guys didn't really come through with the sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll confessions, so it would be nice if you could make up for that this week. 

stoneycakes

@TJ1979, why don't you start us off with your truck/wreath related confession?

stoneycakes

Oooooh.  I have an idea.  We should all choose appropriate gifs to go along with our confessions!

stoneycakes

Memes are acceptable if you can't get gifs to work.

stoneycakes

This is what happens when my son goes to daycare and I'm putting off painting molding.

Into+the+Kitty

unaveragejane

From where I am sitting, I can see something sticking up out if the back of DH's project truck. It looks like a plaster bust of someone with curly hair, but I'm sure that's not what it is. I just can't for the life of me figure out what it is without getting up and moving closer to it. And then, what if it IS a plaster bust, and what if it notices my movements and turns around to look at me?!?!

stoneycakes

Okay.  I really have to go paint stuff now.  

Into+the+Kitty

We're only an hour into being awake, and I already want to strangle my kid. She jumped on top of my head while I was sleeping, slammed the bedroom door on my dog's stomach while he was trying to walk through it, and just snuck food (and juice!) that she knows she needs to ask for while I was upstairs in the bathroom, then threw a screaming fit when I caught her with it and took it away. I am so, so looking forward to the rest of my day with this angelic little creature.

sarenu1

I bribed my toddler with honey combs this morning.

She wanted to wear her pajamas to school today.  I said she could have honey combs if she got dressed.

I also bought her a new set of plastic cups from Ikea.  They were a 1.99.  They were cute.  We didn't need them.  I bought them anyway.  I'm such a sucker.

Mandmeesh

I'm working today...and loving the peace and quiet away from home. M slept from 3a-6a with the rest of the night waking every 45 minutes. I am definitely going to fit shopping into my work day because I need a thanksgiving day outfit.

Mandmeesh

Grocery shopping with mh makes me want to scream

I get so mad because all he does is walk around holding M, NOT helping with the shopping at all!!!! We were there for over an hour: Ya know what he added to the cart? Mayo and a case of soda

abby8279

My husband is gone on a business trip...

My cold turned into a sinus and ear infection.  My antibiotics are making me soo sick...

DD#1 is sick...

DD#3 has diarrhea and a bad diaper rash.  DH comes home just in time to go deer hunting this weekend.  I feel like am a majorly failing as a mom.  I caved and called my mom and said...

So now she is coming here this weekend...

If I start to feel better I will be like...

redrockmama

I found the Christmas radio station on the way to work and was like

stoneycakes

redrockmama said:

I found the Christmas radio station on the way to work and was like

I just got a phone call telling me my garland is ready.  I kind of want to put it up this weekend, but SAK is so adamantly against Christmas before Thanksgiving, that I'm afraid the neighbors might judge me.

candlequeen

You want a confession? Here it is! Last time I was pregnant I was all "let the baby come when she's ready" this time I'm like "gtfo kid!"

We've been humping like rabbits and I've been taking evening prim oil and walking and NOTHING! well I'm dilated but that's it.

2nd confession: there is a lady I work with who says she can get me some pain meds after I have the baby and I'm seriously considering it. Tylenol with codeine did nothing for my pain last time and I had a seCond degree tear.
So there's your sex and drugs.
Edit: I meant tear not year

redrockmama

stoneycakes said:

redrockmama said:

I found the Christmas radio station on the way to work and was like

I just got a phone call telling me my garland is ready.  I kind of want to put it up this weekend, but SAK is so adamantly against Christmas before Thanksgiving, that I'm afraid the neighbors might judge me.

DO IT!

bumpuser9353653

I just went to an office potluck, and even though there was a lot I couldn't eat b/c it had dairy, I still looked like this the entire time..


And it was so good so I had to get seconds


And then I felt like this:


And pretty sure I look like this


And now I just want to

stoneycakes

LLOL, stringy.  That face!

nanabanana06

So, as I'm entering my new healthier lifestyle I'm finding it very hard to break certain habits. I've been doing really really well this week. I started off going head first, then scaled it back a bit to make it more suited to my body. However, I had a moment of weakness. I made myself some chocolate pudding the other night, and ate all of it.

At first I was all:



Now I'm all:

Mandmeesh

Mh and I ate a dozen donuts yesterday. Mmm

sarenu1

AFwifelife said:

I'm going to convince DH that he should just stay home from grocery shopping with DS tomorrow because I'm buying for Thanksgiving and don't want a situation like this happening:


Really I just want to go alone so I can feel like this:

I'm totally judging that cart (I know it's not yours).  Soda, soda, soda, chips, pretzels, more chips, still more chips, coffee creamer??

unaveragejane

I bought a meat hammer today.

km_md

I don't GIF. 

Also, we went on vacation and I didn't take E's cloth, and with the way the trip went, I'm glad that I had disposables!

stoneycakes

unaveragejane said:

I bought a meat hammer today.

Your H really pissed you off, huh?

Into+the+Kitty

OMFG, this kid needs to get out of me ASAP because I seriously need a drink right now.

Into+the+Kitty

ALTHOUGH I am so effing stressed out right now that I'm actually getting contractions from how worked up I am. Sooo....

nanabanana06

Drink a wine cooler. Apparently in the 80's they started labor, if not then you got a wine cooler! Or eff the cooler bring on the merlot.

sarenu1

Chickypoo2468 said:

sarenu1 said:

AFwifelife said:

I'm going to convince DH that he should just stay home from grocery shopping with DS tomorrow because I'm buying for Thanksgiving and don't want a situation like this happening:


Really I just want to go alone so I can feel like this:

I'm totally judging that cart (I know it's not yours).  Soda, soda, soda, chips, pretzels, more chips, still more chips, coffee creamer??

I'm such a cart judger too

Wait, are you guys missing the child under all that?

Isn't that how you keep a kid in one place when shopping?

candlequeen

I totally might drink half a glass of wine tonight

Mandmeesh

Chickypoo2468 said:

My armpits were extra sweaty today and I can totally smell the leftover stink on my sweater. I'm not changing my shirt tho bc no one is here but the kids and I don't want to make more laundry for myself.

the only time I feel guilty is for bedtime.  Lying-down nursing…my pit is right in M's poor face. llol 

I do try to wear a tshirt though instead of a tank top

TJ1979

I decided the truck wreath confession is too morbid, so I'm skipping it. However...

I just found coconut milk caramel sauce at whole foods.
I'm eating it with a spoon.

stoneycakes

TJ1979 said:

I decided the truck wreath confession is too morbid, so I'm skipping it. However... I just found coconut milk caramel sauce at whole foods. I'm eating it with a spoon.

Too morbid?  Now I NEED to know.