FFFC with a twist

huntjul

Just for today, for FFFC to make things interesting you have to post two really good really awesome flameful confessions.  One must be true, the other made up.  Then everyone can guess which one is which.  It's up to you to reveal though--if you want your secret to stay secret, you don't have to reveal and we'll just wonder forever.

Let's give this a go!

huntjul

Here are my two, one true, one made up:

I once was offered a bachelors degree from a good university, free and clear, just sign the form, and I refused to take it.

I once was involved in a high school prank that involved three pigs and the football stadium. I was never caught though eventually the pigs were.

ETA these aren't super flameful confessions, but they're all I can come up with right now.

jennlin

i have over 1,000 worms i keep for vermi-composting.


i ate half a bag of halloween candy yesterday.

muffyvonmuff

I cheated on the SAT and have an amazing score.

I don't claim anywhere near my full income on my taxes.

PinkDahLia44

We should change the name of this thread to " @baconface guesses your dirty secrets!"

jennlin

when do we reveal, if we're going to reveal? after one person (@baconface) guesses? or after multiple guesses/end of day?

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huntjul

@misspgsu I think you cheated on your husband while dating

@lia1303 you hitchiked home drunk

@nryan55 yes, you have to guess which one's true!

@jennlin you have 1000 worms - so cool

@muffyvonmuff is a tax cheater

@jgslr is annoyed by a FB bumpie

@jennlin maybe we should reveal at the end of the day--if you choose to reveal at all. I said you didn't have to, so you don't if you don't want to!

@cdhaslag you committed felony fraud

huntjul

ooh I have another one:

I saw my sister get shot when we were children

I once committed a felony involving guns

mancila60

I love the Kardashians and I watch their shows all the time. Including reruns.

I hate Friends. I never watched the show and I won't watch the reruns. No matter how bored I get I won't watch!

huntjul

mancila60 said:

I love the Kardashians and I watch their shows all the time. Including reruns. I hate Friends. I never watched the show and I won't watch the reruns. No matter how bored I get I won't watch!

@mancila60 I think you hate Friends, which is totally weird.

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Amjoy25

I sexed 2 guys the same day. Although not at the same time.


I was suspended from high school for 3 days because I put a dissected cat tail on a teachers desk.

dovetail223

Confession #1: I had a long-term sexual relationship when I was in my 20's with someone that was married

Confession #2: I have no problem using any and all bathrooms, including Porto-potties. They don't gross me out at all.

Jalee85

huntjul said:

Here are my two, one true, one made up:

I once was offered a bachelors degree from a good university, free and clear, just sign the form, and I refused to take it.

I once was involved in a high school prank that involved three pigs and the football stadium. I was never caught though eventually the pigs were.

ETA these aren't super flameful confessions, but they're all I can come up with right now.

@huntjul‌ I've had the same offer with the Bachelors Degree and this included my housing as well, and I also turned it down, because it would of ended my relationship with DH and I loved him too much, so that would be my guess for the truth.

#astheranchturns

huntjul

I think @amjoy25 put a cat tail on her teacher's desk

and @dovetail223 was doing a married guy

@carriet2018 those both sound true, but i think i'm going to go with you saying your grandfather was at Pearl Harbor

vvg28

How about some country living confessions??

When H and I were dating, his cousin was dating H's ex-girlfriend's sister. This chick and her sister did everything mean you think of to me just because the sister wanted him back. I had nothing to do with their break up. These girls come from a "holy family" and their dad is a preacher. One night, H, his other cousin and I drove past the family farm and noticed that the cousin and ex's sister were parked back on the farm when they were supposed to be at her prom. Her curfew was in an hour and her parents would flip their shit if she was late. We took a logging chain and lock and chained the only exit gate shut. Needles to say, curfew was not met.

My BFF has a knack for dating douches. Well, she dated this one guy forever. He treated her little respect and she finally saw the light when he cheated on her with the town barfly and she caught him. To seek revenge, she and I drove to said barfly's house and slit his truck tires one night. This was uber expensive, too, because he had some type of fancy ridiculous mudders on there. He still has no clue who did it.

#longfffcwithatwist
#backstoryneeded

trackgirlparis

I did ecstasy on Halloween, five years ago.

I've slept with more than 75 men.

Jalee85

Confession 1 - I've let people cheat off my homework and tests for a fee or favor.

Confession 2 - I used to be really good at shop lifting. I would get lists from people and fulfill them for a fee or favor.

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layali

I went home sick last week -- but I felt well enough to get a pedicure on my way home.

I "borrowed" my college roommate's clothes... some never made it back into her closet.

jennlin

@jalee85 what kind of favors?

huntjul

Alright so since "as soon as someone guesses right" is currently winning in the polls (and cuz I don't want to have to actually do work this afternoon):

huntjul said:

I once was offered a bachelors degree from a good university, free and clear, just sign the form, and I refused to take it.

I once was involved in a high school prank that involved three pigs and the football stadium. I was never caught though eventually the pigs were.

baconface said:

@huntjul: I think the one about the pigs is the true one.

Nope octopus, though that would have been fun (and somewhat my style!)

Jalee85 said:

@huntjul‌ I've had the same offer with the Bachelors Degree and this included my housing as well, and I also turned it down, because it would of ended my relationship with DH and I loved him too much, so that would be my guess for the truth. #astheranchturns

well, close enough I guess, though i meant a literal degree, not a scholarship

I had no undergrad degree when I got into vet school. My undergrad school had a policy that if you got a doctorate, they would GIVE you your bachelor's degree. But Michigan State (vet school) had a policy that after you completed 2 years of vet school, they would GIVE you a bachelor's.

I became the first vet student in MSU history to say I didn't want their bachelor's when all I had to do was sign on the line. Why? I wasn't sure that I could still get the bachelors from my undergrad school if I took one from MSU. I wanted the degree from the school I'd spent 3 years working at, not a pity bachelors from MSU.

It was a bit arrogant b/c if I had failed out of vet school then I would have had no undergrad degree to fall back on, but I'm reckless like that.

Jalee85

jennlin said:

@jalee85 what kind of favors?

Not sexual more like a pack of cigarettes because I was underage at the time...lol

Jalee85

huntjul said:

Alright so since "as soon as someone guesses right" is currently winning in the polls (and cuz I don't want to have to actually do work this afternoon):

huntjul said:

I once was offered a bachelors degree from a good university, free and clear, just sign the form, and I refused to take it.

I once was involved in a high school prank that involved three pigs and the football stadium. I was never caught though eventually the pigs were.

baconface said:

@huntjul: I think the one about the pigs is the true one.

Nope octopus, though that would have been fun (and somewhat my style!)

Jalee85 said:

@huntjul‌ I've had the same offer with the Bachelors Degree and this included my housing as well, and I also turned it down, because it would of ended my relationship with DH and I loved him too much, so that would be my guess for the truth.

#astheranchturns

well, close enough I guess, though i meant a literal degree, not a scholarship

I had no undergrad degree when I got into vet school. My undergrad school had a policy that if you got a doctorate, they would GIVE you your bachelor's degree. But Michigan State (vet school) had a policy that after you completed 2 years of vet school, they would GIVE you a bachelor's.

I became the first vet student in MSU history to say I didn't want their bachelor's when all I had to do was sign on the line. Why? I wasn't sure that I could still get the bachelors from my undergrad school if I took one from MSU. I wanted the degree from the school I'd spent 3 years working at, not a pity bachelors from MSU.

It was a bit arrogant b/c if I had failed out of vet school then I would have had no undergrad degree to fall back on, but I'm reckless like that.

Well at least I was close. You are right mine would have been a free ride via scholarships, but the deal was I had to go to school on campus. Which was across the state about 4.5hrs. DH boyfriend at the time had just bought a house 2 years prior and He couldn't just up and leave, so I stayed and here I sit with a worthless Associates...lol

layali

my guesses at what the true confessions are so far!


@huntjul You were involved in the prank! <-- ahh i was wrong!
@missgpsu You broke someone's jaw.
@Lia1303 You launched tampos on Freshman Friday.
@jennlin You have worms. Woorrrmmmss.
@muffyvonmuff You don't claim your full income.
@jgslr Someone annoys you on FB. It can't be @baconface, so I hope it's not me!
@huntjul I think you committed a felony involving guns, but on accident. (not sure how that would work, but that's my guess. lol.)
@mancila60 I'm going to go with hating Friends. #uofriday
@amjoy25 You sexted 2 guys on the same day (different times). #youlucky
@dovetail223 You don't get grossed out by any bathrooms.
@carriet2018 You lied about your grandfather.
@vvg28 so much revenge! I think the curfew one is true.
@trackgirlparis How was X?
@Jalee85 You let people cheat for a fee.
@connorsmama2006 You've been to 2nd base with more than one girl during college.
@dknight413 I can't imagine stealing a bed... so I'm gonna go with getting arrested for indecent exposure.

dovetail223

@layali is the winner of mine!

I am on construction sites all the time and when I was pregnant there was no way I could get around peeing in a Porta-potty. I am now completely desensitized. Job-site ones actually get cleaned once a week, so they are relatively clean. But I don't care about public ones either...if the stall is really dirty i just go to another one, but it doesn't gross me out.

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Flutterby00

I slept with my best friend's ex-boyfriend.  

I stalked an ex-boyfriend many years ago and had a restraining order filed against me.

dovetail223

@flutterby00 I'm going to guess you slept with your best friends ex

huntjul

baconface said:

huntjul said:

ooh I have another one:

I saw my sister get shot when we were children

I once committed a felony involving guns

I think you saw your sister get shot, but I think you are being tricky and she was not shot with a gun, but with something less harmful, like a pellet gun (still sounds painful) or a Super Soaker (lol).

WINNER - she got shot with a pellet gun in the abdomen at 6 years old

layali said:

@huntjul I think you committed a felony involving guns, but on accident. (not sure how that would work, but that's my guess. lol.)

Everyone's a winner today. I was so scatterbrained when I posted it that I accidentally made BOTH of them true. Sorry guys!

And yes, it was actually an accidental gun felony. We were on the way to the shooting range and I was sitting in the back seat of the car loading a handgun so we could use it at the range. Apparently having a loaded gun in the passenger portion of a car is a felony. Whoops.

jennlin

@baconface is incorrect. i do not have a sweet tooth, so no halloween candy for me (more than one or two).

@huntjul and @layali are correct. i have over 1,000 worms..they reproduce really quickly, and i have no desire to count, but i started with 1,000 spring this year. it's really cool to watch, and my 2yo is learning to recycle/compost and always asks me what items can be put into the worm bin. smaller carbon footprint. #crunchy.

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Chrisanna0508

1) DH was completely wasted and doesnt remember conceiving DS
2) I gave a guy a blow job in the woods outside my very conservative Christain school at lunch

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sleepy33

jennlin said:

@baconface is incorrect. i do not have a sweet tooth, so no halloween candy for me (more than one or two).

@huntjul and @layali are correct. i have over 1,000 worms..they reproduce really quickly, and i have no desire to count, but i started with 1,000 spring this year. it's really cool to watch, and my 2yo is learning to recycle/compost and always asks me what items can be put into the worm bin. smaller carbon footprint. #crunchy.

I had a worm bin for several years! They are pretty cool. A friend of mine ordered red wrigglers online and got way more than she could handle in one bin, so she pawned them off on me. Unfortunately, I completely abandoned them during late pregnancy and new baby time, so sadly they are now deceased. FFFC: I am a worm murderer.

ballygirl

Ok I'll do it.

1: I went through an experimental phase in college and tripped on acid a handful of times

2. I am still in touch with and secretly still in live with an old ex boyfriend.

ballygirl

wedding06 said:

@ballygirl #1 is true

Yes it is #1. I really thought #2 would be more believable.

sleepy33

Well. Explain. @dknight413

mancila60

You ladies are right. I don't like Friends never have and never will. You can't make me either!

jennlin

mancila60 said:

You ladies are right. I don't like Friends never have and never will. You can't make me either!

you prefer the kardashians over friends?