Official Catfish Poll

TheUltimateStoneycakes

Most likely to be the cd board catfish:

Into+the+Kitty

Why are Stoney and maple two separate options on this poll?

Into+the+Kitty

I haven't voted yet because I have doubts that ANY of you are real besides me.

Omg, maybe not even me...

TheUltimateStoneycakes

lbs2012 said:

Wait, why am I actually sad my name isn't on the list?! It's like a who's who of the CD board! I also may still be trying to figure out why ya'll are talking about fish.

You're awfully quick to point out that you're NOT a lead suspect...

(andplusalso, don't get butt hurt.  like it says above you can only add 10 options in a poll and those were the first 9 questionable people I thought of.  be glad you don't immediately jump to my mind when I think fraud)

Into+the+Kitty

Also, TJnumbers reason should be 'because mods on the bump don't exactly have a reputation of sanity...' Lol, no offense intended to my two favorite mods @tj1979 and @nanabanana06‌

TheUltimateStoneycakes

Into+the+Kitty said:

Also, TJnumbers reason should be 'because mods on the bump don't exactly have a reputation of sanity...' Lol, no offense intended to my two favorite mods @tj1979 and @nanabanana06‌

Listen, you  I made the poll. You should have thought the responses through more before hitting post.  

freezorburn

This whole thing is creeping me out. And I'm also remembering a thread from earlier this year in which someone, I can't remember who, was being somewhat critical the practice of referring to family members as DH/DS/DD etc. 

Here's hoping the predator becomes the prey!

countrycotton

Ok, so this may have been my idea but know I want to vote for everyone! Why can't we all be catfish?

Into+the+Kitty

freezorburn said:

This whole thing is creeping me out. And I'm also remembering a thread from earlier this year in which someone, I can't remember who, was being somewhat critical the practice of referring to family members as DH/DS/DD etc. 

Here's hoping the predator becomes the prey!

That was me. Cause I think it's narcissistic. Also, that was in response to someone's UO of using initials being stupid and confusing, I wasn't telling the world they all needed to use initials, just defending my position of not using my relationship to someone as the way I describe them on the board.

JEPES1348

It's Stoney, who not only doesn't chime in about cloth diapers because she "comes for the wine," but we don't even discuss wine here. Uhh, it's beer snobbery and coffee only, please. 

Eta: though I voted for ITK, because even Zara called her out about never answering her own 50,000 GTKY polls.... #tinfoilhatforthewin

haileyq

I am actually a 13 year old boy, and sometimes I go for periods without posting because I get grounded.

candlequeen

lbs2012 said:

Wait, why am I actually sad my name isn't on the list?! It's like a who's who of the CD board! I also may still be trying to figure out why ya'll are talking about fish.

I'm not on the list don't feel bad
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TJ1979

None of the above. Obviously it's @mandmeesh. Who is THAT nice? And that baby she brought to mommycon! Too adorable, too sweet, and too quiet to be real. I vote extremely technologically advanced android.

sarenu1

Now I feel sick and left out.

I'm going to go get some apple juice and saltines and watch some bad tv on Netflix.

sarenu1

Can someone please get the remote? And while you're up some juice and saltines?

This sucks.

sarenu1

theultimatesak said:

oh no, you caught it, @sarenu1?    

Yup.

bumpuser9353653

AFwifelife said:

Yayyy I didn't make the list!

::flying under the radar::

Same here!

sarenu1

theultimatesak said:

theultimatesak said:

oh no, you caught it, @sarenu1?    

do you at least get to lay around and be sick or do you have to parent through it?  it's a special kind of horrible to have to parent while puking.

They are both at daycare. I don't know if I'm lucky or unlucky. My issue isn't puking.

Mandmeesh

theultimatesak said:

TJ1979 said:

None of the above. Obviously it's @mandmeesh. Who is THAT nice? And that baby she brought to mommycon! Too adorable, too sweet, and too quiet to be real. I vote extremely technologically advanced android.

Good points. Plus we know she already has some other questionable Internet activity

Hahahahaha
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countrycotton

Can we make @sarenu1 today's catfish? She feels so bad, it might make her feel better if we all thought she was catfishing us. Or maybe she is really is a catfish and is really having the best day ever?

sarenu1

Dude I have a terrible memory. I don't even remember my own work extension. And I've been there for 7 years.

Kelly11235

<--- Maybe we're all catfish.

freezorburn

stoneycakes

LLOL at ITK being the catfish by a landslide!

Into+the+Kitty

I'm slightly offended.

countrycotton

@theultimatesak‌ yes, I know what a catfish is. But honestly I don't think we have any regs that are truly catfishing here. So why not have some fun and make it some sort of fun, enduring pick me up kind thing that will only be understood by those with CD love? Edited I lost my gif powers

sasq09

This is all I keep thinking:

stoneycakes

Mapleme said:

I like how we assume that there is just one catfish. Or that the catfish is just one reg.

Or one person and two regs.  Like us.

countrycotton

I don't KNOW but really, do I want to spend every minute worrying about it? If I was to worry about things like that too much it would be an awful lonely existence. Some one harmlessly pretending to be someone they aren't. If I felt someone here was truly nefarious.... Then I suspect we wouldn't know until it was too late. I can't take back the things I've posted, but I can be aware of what I post going forward. I the mean time I'm here for the fun of it.

freezorburn

I feel like we're in the middle of an Agatha Christie mystery.

Kelly11235

I voted SS.

I'd rather not say in case I'm wrong.

TJ1979

Kelly11235 said:

I voted SS.

I'd rather not say in case I'm wrong.

In case?

nanabanana06

Fine! Be that way! I guess I can't be a cat fish.

Srsly tho. I barely have time to bump beyond lurk. I ain't no catfish.

countrycotton

I'm more worried about the people who aren't members of the bump, and watch every word we say. No fear of the people actually "here".