DDF- Weekend Edition

pettycrocker

Since Friday was the day from hell for me. I totally blocked out that is was actually Friday. 

It's important to have a place to vent, so we don't beat our husbands to death. 

lawmom747

DDS

Every time my brother in law comes to town, something goes wrong.  I have nicknamed him Hurricane J.  We just learned he has a girlfriend and is looking to divorce his wife of 8 years with whom he has 2 young kids.  Sigh.  Please don't drag DH into your disasters, Hurricane J.  We aren't insured for the emotional turmoil you cause.

bkam

What does DDS stand for?

pettycrocker

Deary Diary (Saturday) or whatever day it is, sometimes it drags out all week, sometimes it dies on the weekend. 

pettycrocker

Dear Diary, 

I'm cranky and cold. My husband is being a dick. I want to sleep all weekend in my warm bed. 

Fin.

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Jodee37

DDS,

I am crazed after this fert report. why oh why RE did you have to tell me a bunch of shit that may not even matter in the end but has got me freaking the fuck out now. you suck. i am staring at the clock willing it to move and i swear it's going backwards. i have a fucking paper due tuesday that i can't fucking concentrate on writing because all i am doing is ruminating on your scary terms like "fragmented" and "granular." and i can't even medicate with wine.  fuck this shit.

sailorgal

potatocastillo I can't believe he's being like that after SFF dry spell was finally broken!!!

pettycrocker

I know! He's being a little bitch. See if we have sex ever again. He can just put it in the cup from now on.  [-(

pettycrocker

Almost forgot one of the highlights from today...  8-|

Brought N to her dance class this morning (about 6 kinds in the class) and for some reason, one of the little girls is ALWAYS sick. Whatever NBD, it happens, right? Today, about 10 mins into class, the instructors start calling for the little girl's dad.. I'm thinking she had to use the potty? Nope- They were calling him to take her home because it looked like she has PINK EYE. Now please, someone.. ANYONE, tell me.. on what planet, is it appropriate to bring a 2 y/o to a dance class where all the little ones are fucking holding hands and shit, WITH PINK EYE! 

 

Knowing how contagious that shit is! Ugh. Bad enough N has already gotten sick from dance class once (same kid) now if she gets fucking pink eye, I'm gonna be seriously pissed. We wiped all the kids down with Purell after the teacher noticed, so I'm praying that was enough. 

:-q

Bananappeal145

potatocastillo No. just no to your whole week. And especially NOOOOO to pink eye! WTF? Bringing a kid with a cold is one thing but PIKE EYE!!!???

DDS
My niece is in the hospital having her brain scanned because she had a seizure today with no apparent cause. My sister is a DUMBASS who has been ignoring her DD telling her she's had a headache for a week and freaking IGNORED the first seizure to finish up shopping for halloween costumes. When she had a second seizure 10 minutes later in the same store she then thought it might be a good idea to go to the hospital. She is staying the night at the hospital. Her CT was normal and they are going to do an EEG in the morning. I'm torn between being scared for my niece and pissed at my sister. WTF?

Also, the 2WW is intolerable. I hate it. I'm pretty sure time has stopped.

GraceyandTroy

I'm sorry everyone is having such crappy things happen this week.  

Right now, my kid is crying because he stuck his finger into a little skew hole under out kitchen table and he can't get it out.  This has been his thing lately.  You know, get himself into precarious situations and then cry until we come get him out.  I'm just watching him and telling him, "Just pull straight down, you can do it.  Don't stick your finger in there if you don't like it…."  I feel a little bit like Mrs. Krabapple with Ralphie, lol.  Good thing he's cute.  

For additional DDS complaints from me, please see the SFF check-in.  

Bananappeal145

GraceyandTroy I'm glad it's not just me. I literally have to keep babyoil on hand so I can grease DD out of stuff. It's getting a little rediculous

Frenchteachermama

DDW,

Why the FECK can't I stop eating EVERYTHING in site!  I got my period today (4 days after stopping BCPs, I was starting to get worried) so maybe that's part of it.  Does lupron make anyone else want to eat everything?  And of course it's Halloween time so I have easy access to candy.  IF sucks, stress+depression+fertility drugs = appetite of a large elephant = pants don't fit = stress+depression.........I can't break the cycle.  Off to eat more candy.

pettycrocker

LOL FTM I am cracking up at your GIF! Lupron just gave me headaches, honestly I think it's this time of year that makes people want to eat everything. Fatten up for fall/winter lol 

I think it's time for you to go shopping! More pants! Yay! 

Frenchteachermama

potatocastillo said:

LOL FTM I am cracking up at your GIF! Lupron just gave me headaches, honestly I think it's this time of year that makes people want to eat everything. Fatten up for fall/winter lol 

I think it's time for you to go shopping! More pants! Yay! 

I think you're right.  I won't care if this FET is successful but if it's not I'll be huge and depressed so I"m trying to take it easy!

Jodee37

MOAR YOGA pants. Fancier than sweats. And MOAR comfy.

I love winter

pettycrocker

Jodee37 said:

MOAR YOGA pants. Fancier than sweats. And MOAR comfy. I love winter

Lol winter in CA?? Is that even a thing?  [-X

jen4ny

DDS- This weekend kind of sucked. DS got me up at 4:45 am on Saturday and proceeded to act like an overtired animal all day. He was constipated again because he won't eat a stinking fruit or veggie. Then he strained so much to poop that he puked. I always love puke. Then DH and I had a huge fight over something completely ridiculous. And then today my period started. Fun times. I am actually looking forward to Monday. 

Jodee37

^fuck all that. You deserve MOAR WINE. And chocolate. All the chocolate. I hope DH cleaned it up. I'd be like "that looks like YOUR problem, he is after all YOUR son."

GraceyandTroy

potatocastillo said:

Jodee37 said:

MOAR YOGA pants. Fancier than sweats. And MOAR comfy. I love winter

Lol winter in CA?? Is that even a thing?  [-X

Yes, we have winter in CA!!!  We wear full length yoga pants instead of capri yoga pants.