Never thought I'd say that!

Cricket81 · September 2014

Inspired by SPAM, what's something you've said to your LO that was completely ridiculous?

Cricket81 · September 2014

Yesterday's gem was "stop putting mommy's keys on your penis."

needanustart · September 2014

"Stop pulling your brother's penis."

Ahhh, tubby time and body parts.

edit: words and no caffeine yet

kh59 · September 2014

"What are you eating? Just dirt? Oh, okay."

Mufflerlove · September 2014

Stop playing with the condoms or stop eating the condoms.

(A unused wrapped one but still. She raided our night stand. My hubby thought she was trying to sabotage them to get a sibling haha)

nikel13 · September 2014

You have to leave your diaper on.

Do not chew on the dog bone!

And today's: How did you get daddy's glasses? No, don't put them on!

I would like to note that she has been wearing around my sports bra or H's underwear for a month or so. I just decided to not worry about it.

LaBellaVida · September 2014

Stop eating rocks. (We've got small lava rocks, he puts them in his mouth and crunches on them! )

No, no, NO! That wipe has poop on it! (He was putting it in his mouth.)

ASmallWonder · September 2014

Between the two of them? Oh lord.

"Please don't touch your brother's penis"

"We don't fart on people"

"Get your hands out the toilet!"

"Those aren't toys. They're mommy's...personal items."

There are more, I just can't think of them.

GraceInCA · September 2014

Please stop hand feeding the dog. The dog knows how to eat.

Are you pooping? Can you please wait until we are out of the shower baby girl? Ugh. I guess not.

Why is your sippy cup on top of the counter? How on earth did you manage to get it up there? Did you walk on stilts or something?

Please don't climb the bookshelf/stairs/baby gate/dog/brother/front door/neighbor. Please don't climb to the top of the couch. Please don't climb mommy's dresser.

ASmallWonder · September 2014

34blondie said:

Please pick up the pancake you left under the blanket (cracker under the table, cereal on the floor, etc, etc) and finish eating it. He's in a phase of hiding and finding things.

Oh, this reminds me of the conversation I had to have with Aiden a few months ago about not hiding chicken in the couch cushions. >:P

nikel13 · September 2014

I got another one.

Get out of the dog's kennel. He doesn't want you in there with him.

dmlk413 · September 2014

-Don't touch the dog's junk.
-put that back, we'll read Dickens when you're older.
-Get out of the trash.
-don't play in the toilet.

CoffeeBeanFiend91 · September 2014

I should start writing what I say down.

Wait until the poops off to touch yourself please

You can't tickle my feet while I'm wearing shoes

The mailman doesn't want to see your shoes. (She was at the storm door and the mailmain was on the porch. She had her boot in her hand yelling hey! See! See! He thought it was adorable)

We sit on the potty not in the potty

These were just this afternoon