So if I still had them I would share all my pee sticks with you ladies. When I started trying I bough 25 of them on amazon for like five bucks and they were magic - everyone who used one got a positive on the first time. Even people who had been having trouble. Maybe that's why my circle of friends now has more children than adults. Sadly they are all gone now.
I'm about to shovel ice cream in my face. I've been eating nonstop the past few days, but am definitely not pregnant.
DS and I were on our own for dinner and he sucks at conversations so we were going over our favorites (color, movie, etc). He says "oh, mama, what's your favorite hair?" I really didn't know what to say so I said "...ponytail?" Of course, his favorite hair was "zookeeper hair." This boy fucking loves zookeepers and is a weird conversationalist.
DS is 1DAF
"I realize I say the word fuck a lot, and I'd like to apologize but I don't give a shit." -Lewis Black
Wine here. DH still eating crackers. He's better since yesterday but still being distant like he always is when he's pissed about something. Whatever. We're watching Doctor Who again when he gets home, so yay. Plus, I have my wine. And the child was rather happy and well-behaved today--yay!
I just shared an elevator with a local celebrity. I stared at him and forgot to press the button to my floor until it was almost too late. Then I looked silly as I lunged for it.
no point to this story really except to show I am awkward af.
I was looking at something on the computer and Z was trying to get me to put her skeleton's arm back on and she goes, "Stop it, mama! Try and focus here!"
random question- who had the funny quote in their siggy about how announce their pregnancy to their parents? and it involved obama and the easter bunny.
I don't know if I'm drinking yet. DH is a giant cracker eater tonight , and it all started because I bought him the wrong shampoo. It's ducking shampoo, it can be returned!
I finally got Ollie to take a pacifier and I feel like I won the lottery. My sanity and my nipples are rejoicing.
I'm in a home organizational group on fb (not quite sure why) and this woman just posted a picture of her bed and is asking which font of "T & A" she should put above it. I'm LOLing.
I don't know if I'm drinking yet. DH is a giant cracker eater tonight , and it all started because I bought him the wrong shampoo. It's ducking shampoo, it can be returned!
I finally got Ollie to take a pacifier and I feel like I won the lottery. My sanity and my nipples are rejoicing.
Both of mine hate pacifiers. I can't decide yet if this is a good thing or not. Ds1 was easy going. So no big deal- one less thing to break the habit of eventually. Number 2 is undermined. I'll report back.
I was totally that FTM who said I would never do a pacifier with DS1. Then karma gave me the finger and he wouldn't take one. Serves me right for saying, "I'll never..."
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I finally got Ollie to take a pacifier and I feel like I won the lottery. My sanity and my nipples are rejoicing.