What kind of crap is on your newsfeed?

Ashleypixie

In the spirit of annoying Facebook stuff, let's share the most obnoxious, ridiculous, infuriating Facebook posts on our news feed today! Or any day. Screen shot or copy/paste and we can all laugh at them. They may not know it, but they're asking for it. (but remember to keep it anonymous, obv)

Ashleypixie

I already have one. "Im sorry but mine and my kids hearts and lives r not toys to be played with and since wanna think its all funny and a game guess what i hope she is as good to u as i was. Wonder if she will stay with u after cheating on her for for 6 yrs wonder if she will take care of u when u have nothing or help u with anything i doubt it. Apparently the saying is tru once a cheater always a cheater" (I hope the guy was actually cheating and not called out for no reason)

Ashleypixie

I really don't understand what she's even complaining about...

RedDawnsRevenge

There was some dudes nuts on my FB the other day...nasty.

knotty-girl

Ads. I used to enjoy reading my newsfeed to catch up with friends and family, but I rarely log onto FB anymore because of this. I noticed Pinterest puts a ton of pins from people I'm not following in my feed now also.

edoliesmom

I posted this in RTT several months back, but here you go again: I had to hide my uncle [by marriage] because in January he posted this: A young black kid asks his mother, "Mama, what is Socialism and what is Racism?" "Well, Child,... Socialism is when white folks work every day so we can get all our benefits, you know... like free cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, food stamps, free healthcare, utility subsidy, and on and on, ...you know. That's Socialism." "But Mama, don't the white people get pissed off about that?" "Sure they do Honey. That's called Racism!" (Never more simply explained...)

And then in March he posted this: Will not be watching Acadamy Awards this year with Ellen Digenerate hosting.

I wanted to slap him. Hard.

ladygali

@knotty-girl‌ there is a way to hide ads on the Facebook app. Do you have an iPhone? If so, go in your iOS settings, then go in Privacy, scroll to the bottom and click on Advertising. Then turn on Limit Ad Tracking. The ads have cut way down since I did that. In fact, I think they are mostly gone.

Rrrrrachel

I have all the obnoxious people hidden.

janice9821

Rrrrrachel said:

I have all the obnoxious people hidden.

This. I have a three strikes policy. If I face palm you three times, I'm unfollowing you. If you appear to be totally insane you are getting unfriended.

mandacann

I just opened Facebook to a picture of someone putting their 7 month old on the potty to poop.

Abcollins57

MIL:
This was two months after she started a new job. She told her boss she was gonna get fired for beating some girls ass.
She is 48 years old. And I wish I could say her grammar is usually better...

Roufi

Abcollins57 said:

MIL:
This was two months after she started a new job. She told her boss she was gonna get fired for beating some girls ass.
She is 48 years old. And I wish I could say her grammar is usually better...

Muahahahahahahaha I'm dying here. Dafuq?!

Abcollins57

@Roufi‌ I wish Webster would "interseed" on her grammar!

mooncusp22

An acquaintance from HS just got married this past Saturday night... My feed keeps blowing up like every other post from her either pics or "thank you all for coming...blah blah". And they are on their honeymoon now and posting pics like crazy. Don't get me wrong, I am happy for her- but ENJOY YOUR HONEYMOON AND GET OFF FB!! DH & I turned our phones off as soon as we got to the airport! Unplug & enjoy....

lokimau

That person that posts every thing is unhealthy, we are going to for from this chemical and that good and blah blah. Yes I eat organic, yes we do a lot off other "healthy" things but sometimes enough is enough when you are posting shit 20 times a day

UnofficiallyLO

Thank goodness this chick finally had her baby. I kept hearing about her appointments and membrane stripping and dilation / effacement stats. Ew. You have 400 friends on here! I don't want to know that shit unless I'm coming to visit you at the hospital.

Shelbysteffens

My lovely second cousin is the family drama queen and an infamous "love my lyfe" Facebook poster. Today's gem:

Nik102

This isn't news feed related but if I get another effing game request I will cut a bitch. They also always seem to be parents!! Wtf interact with your child instead of sending out a dozen candy crush requests.

Abcollins57

Nik102 said:

This isn't news feed related but if I get another effing game request I will cut a bitch. They also always seem to be parents!! Wtf interact with your child instead of sending out a dozen candy crush requests.

Theres a way to block game requests. I don't remember it but you should be able to google it.

Talltrees82

This guy I knew in high school is always posting pics like this (this is tame) and articles about boobs and thongs. Dude, you're 32! He's changed his cell phone at least three times since January and posts his number in his status constantly. He sent me an odd PM a month after LO was born that I'm pretty sure wasn't meant for me, so I ignored it. Time for a delete!

Ashleypixie

This girl got engaged when she was 20 and posted non stop about the love of her life 20 times a day. Then passive aggressive posts saying things like if people have a problem with her wedding then they can go fuck off, their love if eternal. Then a month later, a post about how she doesn't want to marry an alcoholic who doesn't love her and sorry to those who took time off and sent gifts she was just DONE. A few weeks later, however, the wedding is back on and she loves her "baby" and they're going to be together forever. This week? He's done and she can't believe he's already seeing someone else but whatever because all he gave her was bad skin. Since he's been gone her face has totally cleared up! Well....yay and btw, you can buy her never used wedding dress for $600

Ashleypixie

And spring1 also posts a lot of conspiracy theories about Obama and Muslims. He posted a photo where the president was talking to the press while standing in front of these "Muslim prayer curtains" without a doubt he was a radical Islamic terrorist set out to destroy us all. The curtain are actually the ugly yellow damask draperies that ladybird Johnston put in when she had decorated the Oval Office several decades ago. Andplusalso, the ALS bucket challenge was created by satanists, who often initiate new "satanists" with fire and ice when they pledge to follow the devil. He knows this because a portion of collected funds go to stem cell research. And that kills babies. Or something.

deidremaria

This girl I went to HS with and could never get along with is always posting about her uber happy life

chichi589

Current annoyance: my boyfriends ex who posts things on about her being a fabulous mom, posts statuses saying her & Kars are doing stuff when we have her aaaand posts pictures of outfits that we (i) buy for karsyn saying that she loves shopping for her [-X what fantasy world do you live in? I'm the bigger person the happy step mom who is super duper nice and would never say anything when inside I'm on fire.

chichi589

The worst part is she friended me on FB..so she knows I'll see her taking credit for all the clothes I buy. 2 weeks ago she was all #missindependent #singleforever & now she's "on top of the world" in a relationship. I give my boyfriend so much shit for his poor decisions in years before me. Young and dumb.

Ashleypixie

MUSLIM STUDENT CHALLENGES JEWISH PROFESSOR, HE SHUTS HER UP ON THE SPOT (video that doesn't work) "Wow!!! He shut her up and put her in her place! This is happening in America, Muslims are planning another holocaust and they are taking steps to get one. Wake up guys, time to band together"....yup. That just happened.

Ashleypixie

My friend shares these posts from a friend of hers (she's not a FB friend of mine but I know who she is) about the same exact thing. It's always "thanks for the prayers, he can now swallow on his own. Gods grace is so good" then asks for prayers that this goes well and then that goes well. I get it, she has an obvious faith in god and it's great that it gets her through such an awful situation, but I can't help but think about the doctors and surgeons who work daily to do whatever it takes to get this baby better. She never mentions them but thanks god for listening to her prayers. She apparently thought that naming her baby Christian would further motivate god to change his mind for all the awful things he decided to do to her baby.

UnofficiallyLO

This

edoliesmom

Often times Christians pray for the doctors and surgeons. "Please, Lord, be with the doctors and medical staff. Help them to be rested and focused. Guide their hands. Thank you for their skills. Please bless them." While God ultimately gets the credit, we realize the abilities those great people have been blessed with and the heart they must have to have the passion and desire to help people in that way.

Over usage of emoticons is annoying though.

Talltrees82

UnofficiallyLO said:

This

Drives me nuts too! That's why I post stuff like "whoops, got shit on the curtains today!". Gotta keep it real.

ladygali

UnofficiallyLO said:

This

Ugh. I'd be hiding that crap.

Ashleypixie

There's no way you can get all these things done in a day. No wonder her kid watches tv.

RocksInTheWater

I would unfriend, hide or block every single one of these people.  

ladygali

Ultrasound pictures on Facebook is an instant hide.

edoliesmom

elyse4281 said:

Ultrasound pictures on Facebook is an instant hide.

Uh.. why? :-/

ladygali

edoliesmom said:

elyse4281 said:

Ultrasound pictures on Facebook is an instant hide.

Uh.. why? :-/

Honestly, I can't put my finger on exactly why it bugs me, but I think it's in the category of over sharing of personal info.

edoliesmom

elyse4281 said:

edoliesmom said:

elyse4281 said:

Ultrasound pictures on Facebook is an instant hide.

Uh.. why? :-/

Honestly, I can't put my finger on exactly why it bugs me, but I think it's in the category of over sharing of personal info.

/:) Oh... Okay. :-??

ladygali

Vinny424 said:

elyse4281 said:

edoliesmom said:

elyse4281 said:

Ultrasound pictures on Facebook is an instant hide.

Uh.. why? :-/

Honestly, I can't put my finger on exactly why it bugs me, but I think it's in the category of over sharing of personal info.

That's odd that it bothers you that much, have the time you can barly make it out

Yeah I know!! What can I say, I'm weird

Rrrrrachel

Awww she's still riding the hormones.

Rrrrrachel

This little gem came along this morning. In their defense the person took it down when I pointed out lumping Michael Sam (first openly gay player drafted by the nfl) in with those other guys was pretty classless.

deidremaria

Came across this and instantly got annoyed. I seriously hope he's referring to his wall and not his feed/timeline. I wish he proof read this before hitting 'post'