What should I do on my night off? A poll.

jesuisfatiguee

Because I am an AW and feel you should care... I have a babysitter for DS this Friday night through Saturday morning. It will be my first night off since he was born. I am so excited, y'all!!!! Holy shit!!!

I will be spending the eve with the Cute Dad, but I am not sure what we should do yet. My priorities are sex and sleep as of right now, but I can be persuaded. I don't know when I'll be able to do this again.

jesuisfatiguee

uconnhuskie007 said:

I like option 2, but I don't like the idea of going to bed at a decent hour.  I have a feeling ya'll will be so wrapped up in one another that you'll be up all night between knocking boots and pillow talk.  

Relatively decent = probably 1 or 2 in the AM, depending on how drunk and how sexed we are at that point. 

jesuisfatiguee

I want to get at least 6 hours of sleep in. That's my goal. 

jesuisfatiguee

Everyone who votes for the fourth option gets flagged. 

This poll is a trap!!!!

thebanich

Most def the second option. Partying like you are 22 can only end in a date with the toilet

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jesuisfatiguee

Avswolf said:

So I didn't vote because what's wrong with just sex and sleep?  As much of it as you can, while you can!!!!!

Option 2 is basically the Sex and Sleep option. And clearly the winner so far in this poll.

jesuisfatiguee

Sundae13 said:

Ok, I do love you, but I'm a nosy turd.  

I'm lol that that option has 5 votes. Two of them are you and me, but lol

jesuisfatiguee

luxannie said:

I voted #2 but really, the most fun I have on my baby-free nights is eating and getting drunk with DH out of the house. And then laughing together on the cab ride home. So I think I'd change my vote to go out, get wasted together, have sex, drink a ton of water, take Advil and be asleep by 1 or 2.

I guess the difference is you see YH every day, and sleep with him every night. Had I two nights off, this would be easy - one night I'd go out and party, the other night I'd stay in and party lol 

I just keep imagining how nice it would be to spend time with him without constantly looking at the clock because somebody needs to go home. You know? 

jesuisfatiguee

STOP VOTING FOR THE LAST OPTION, GAWD!!!

jesuisfatiguee

I see you @Vandelay

tbmadeamistake

I'm asshole #8. To be fair, I do like you but there was no option to just see the results that didn't involve hating you. I'd do a really nice dinner with fewer, better quality drinks, home for the sex and sleep. Pillow talk and cinnamon rolls in bed in the morning.

jesuisfatiguee

Lilygrace48 said:

I'm asshole #8. To be fair, I do like you but there was no option to just see the results that didn't involve hating you. I'd do a really nice dinner with fewer, better quality drinks, home for the sex and sleep. Pillow talk and cinnamon rolls in bed in the morning.

Thank you for coming clean

Cute Dad and I are both night owls. Waking up early for the sake of cinnamon rolls and "talking" sounds like hell. lol 

tbmadeamistake

In that case, cinnamon rolls at midnight while talking post sex and pre sleep.

jesuisfatiguee

Lilygrace48 said:

In that case, cinnamon rolls at midnight while talking post sex and pre sleep.

How are you such a fucking genius?!

This is actually a really good idea. Really, really good.

vandelay

jesuisfatiguee said:

I see you @Vandelay

LOL, I'm trying to get some work done but have no self control.  I'm not one of the option 4 assholes, though -- I voted #2.  Both because it sounds amazing, and because age 22 was approximately 150 years ago for me.

jesuisfatiguee

I thought for sure you were one of the #4 assholes!

Man... I guess I'm not so #fireproof after all... :-<

vandelay

jesuisfatiguee said:

I thought for sure you were one of the #4 assholes!

Man... I guess I'm not so #fireproof after all... :-<

Nonsense.  You are much beloved.  Don't you remember how many lurkers there are on this board from Bunkinmama's polls?  They are seeing this poll too, and when random people are given the opportunity to act anonymously with no accountability, someone is going to pull a dick move just to pull a dick move.  Also, people might have just thought that option was funny, because it kind of was.

And #4 is so far from true for me that I wouldn't be able to bring myself to click the button even as a joke.  

jesuisfatiguee

3peat said:

Splurge on a nice hotel with a pool, spa and decent restaurant and order in- stay naked as much as possible! Maybe order some interesting ppv...

Oh, you're funny. Paying the babysitter and going out to a nice dinner is a major splurge as it is. Sorreh.

NeneCakies

Option #3:
live chat with Parenting natch!!

j/k I did not vote for 3, or 4 btw. I voted you should do #2. That came out wrong. I mean option 2. Not a #2. Unless you're into that. We don't judge in the live chat.

jesuisfatiguee

jesuisfatiguee said:

I thought for sure you were one of the #4 assholes!

Man... I guess I'm not so #fireproof after all... :-<

This was sarcasm, for the record.

tbmadeamistake

jesuisfatiguee said:

Lilygrace48 said:

In that case, cinnamon rolls at midnight while talking post sex and pre sleep.

How are you such a fucking genius?!

This is actually a really good idea. Really, really good.

It's a tough job being this smart, but someone's gotta do it. Enjoy your midnight breakfast and the sex, enjoy that. I might actually be jealous. Dh turned down shower sex last night because he was tired...I'd love to go back to new relationship sex.

/tmi?

jesuisfatiguee

New relationship sex is the tits.

jesuisfatiguee

TyrannosaurusLex said:

Jesus, do whatever you want, just don't fuck up on getting the good night of sleep in. That is so important. Mmmkkkkkkkay?

Yes ma'am!!!! 6 hours. The goal is 6 hours.

I just need to be inebriated enough to sleep through my body jerking awake after 2 hours because that's what it's used to.

jesuisfatiguee

justAphase said:

This chick I work with complained about only getting 6 hours of sleep the night before. I was like, whoa, bitch, you're talking to the wrong person.

Her life sounds hard.

#betterthanherbecauseimaparent

MamatoA2010

Option #2 all the way baby! Have fun!!!

angelashly

justAphase said:

I would do an inbetweener (weiner lolz) of 1 and 2. Not downtown. I would go to a chill bar and have a couple beers, maybe a friendly game of pool where you play for sexual favors, then go back home for the sex and sleep.

This sounds perfect