Oh.... My..... God

colinsfebmommy

I was in my yard with my son and he was playing on 1 side of the patio and I was was on the other side picking my tomatoes. He came running over with his tongue out going "yucky!!!!!!! Not cake!!!!" I was like what did you eat!?!?.. I took his hand and smelled it..... Oh my god u guys he found a dog turd and bit it..... I almost threw up.... You are right kid.... Definitely not cake. Seriously grossest thing ever.

kleigh926

I am simultaneously horrified and amused. That is so gross.

colinsfebmommy

I was dry heaving so bad, he's lucky I didn't throw up on him to top it off. lol and now for the past hour he keeps coming up to me going " ate poop, yucky not cake" lmfao

StephPeth

Funny! So not funny! Lol

holly321

That is so sad cute and gross all at the same time. Poor buddy just wants some cake.

octobermama87

Ewww eww eww eww. I'm gagging. Blahhhhhh!!!! :-&

tamarar5

Ewww! But laughing, but EWWW!

mishka29

Awww poor guy but I'm laughing! My kid ate crayons today...not that bad now. Lol

downtown80

Haha! This sounds like a fun story to embarrass him with later on in life though!

colinsfebmommy

mishka29 said:

Awww poor guy but I'm laughing! My kid ate crayons today...not that bad now. Lol

I would have taken crayons any day

eriannc22

More than once now Evan has gone out into the yard and come back with a dog turd in his hand to give to me. Thanks?

StephPeth

Lmao at sidewalk cake

jesuisfatiguee

I feel so bad for the little guy! That is so freaking gross!!!

shipsshoessealingwax

Best. Story. Ever.
Definitely one for the memory book!

draeray

HAHAHa. While we were in Mexico this summer, DS picked off some dried bird poop off of the chair he was sitting in and ate it. The whole time I was wondering if he was going to catch some weird disease because we obviously didn't get it all out in time.

Kids are gross.