naughty words

morrkim

The other day Alexis came to me and kept saying f*ck and pointing. I was thinking oh great she learned a bad word then I suddenly realized she was asking for a fork. Anyone else have something similar happen.

hilsy85

He says scratch like f*ck. no idea why. But he likes to ask me to scratch his back, and it sounds like he's saying "Mommy f*ck back".  pretty funny.

stephcarter

Ditto on fuck and fork!!!

CnAnA

Say "silly Alice" without using an L...

scrumpfy

Shit= shirt. She asks for her blue shit, gets angry about messy shit. It's pretty funny.

CnAnA

@BrooketheCat‌ it really is hysterical.

Rachelilly23

I haven't noticed E say anything but I am LOLing at most of yours!

nealbl

Dd2 loves frogs and it sounds like f$ck everytime! When she says seat it sounds like sh$t

BabyCarryingVessel

Milk = cock... I have no clue why.

LorMor

We had fox = fuckus, which was great, because then we'd always take Mr Fuckus to her grandparents' house.
Unfortunately now she says fox.
We also had frogs and forks which sounded like fucks.

My favourite is her uncle Piers, who she calls Peepee. (Funny story, we called him Uncle Peepee when she was tiny and LONG before she could talk. We've been calling him Piers for a long time, but she still knows Peepee. Scary.) She can say Piers (pears) though.

navyandviolet

When dd was little we went to Dh's work Halloween party. A secretary was dressed as a witch. Dd yelled across the hall, finger pointed towards her, " bitch bitch". Cue fast exit. Later Dh told me that she was.

Starry Again

J has problems with chalk / cockk

She also legitimately said "Shiit" at 15 months when she dropped something on the floor and "fuucking dog" at 18 months when the dog got into the trash.

She is advanced, really.

scrumpfy

C legit said " son a bitch" and "dammit" after a day of World Cup watching with daddy. She quickly forgot son of a bitch, but dammit stuck. Way to go, daddy.

And not naughty, but she says "cheppup" for ketchup. I think it's the cutest.

Rachelilly23

piffley said:

DD likes to read Blue Hat Green Hat to herself. My favorite is the page where she says "oh shit oh shit oh shit oops"

Emmett just started saying oops from reading that book. He doesn't say shirt yet though. That's too funny!

StefanieM522

Wesley tries to tell our dog to sit but it sounds like shit. so he is pointing at her saying "nilla shit, nilla shit, shit" Our dog's name is vanilla and he can't quite say it yet, but she just looks at me because she knows that she is not suppose to poop in the house. 

BabyCarryingVessel

Hehe, had a good laugh last night when J said dick cock. This obviously translates to drink milk.