You know you're pregnant when....

agsgrrl

We all know we are pregnant but there's always a time or two when you go "oh geez I really am pregnant". Today, for me it was hiding in the back of the salon trying to buzz down my ever growing leg hair with my neck trimmers (yes I will disinfect them!) and not being able to breathe while bending over trying get the back of my calves! Or last week when I actually followed up my ice cream snack with a pickle. =D> What have been yours?

Manateearmz

When I saw a dark spot on my shirt and it was my freaking pregnant ape nipple poking out from behind my bra.

Heidig14

Not really a good one, but I just had to ask for help getting a box of paper off the top shelf at work. It made me feel so useless!

AnonnAni

When DH has to buckle/unbuckle your shoes cuz you cant reach.. Or when you start using your belly as a shelf for things.

LeviJeans

When it takes at least twice as long to shift in bed from laying on one side to the other side

LinziLoo09

When I've made three out-of-my-way (and paid for parking) trips to a specialty candy store in the past month to buy a pound of Southern Pralines at each trip. I've never been a big sugar person, but the baby seems determine to balance that out now!

jennielee123

you can no longer just get up from the couch. It takes a bit of scooting and maneuvering.  

gmeyer1019

@gradschoolmom1234‌ now I really want creme soda lol

When you start waddling around instead of speedily walking everywhere.

PacoCat33

When you almost cry because you were so happy excited that you found a Cadbury egg in the bottom of your desk drawer. I was so excited and took about 15 minutes savoring that fucker.

freakyfast

@gradschoolmom1234 - I really want a creme soda now too.  

When tying your shoes, or putting on clothes that fit 2 weeks ago becomes some sort of interpretive dance. 

agsgrrl

Oh, and not being able to get off the couch SILENTLY there's either an OOF or AY now

jennielee123 said:

you can no longer just get up from the couch. It takes a bit of scooting and maneuvering.  

agsgrrl

chayshay1408 said:

When shaving your legs leaves you out of breath and you can't even get your leg up high enough to shave your cankles. 

Can I get an AMEN?!

possitivethoughts

when It becomes ridiculously difficult to bend down to tie your shoe...

sbevann26

When wiping your bum becomes a challenge...

Jessie333

When taking off your bra when you get home is the most wonderful feeling in the world.

JaymeeLH

When trying to roll out of bed for the millionth time in the middle of the night becomes a hassle because you're facing the inside of the bed

mlee116

When you include this in your prayers "Also God, please let me poop soon.  Amen."

mlee116

Manateearmz said:

When I saw a dark spot on my shirt and it was my freaking pregnant ape nipple poking out from behind my bra.

I am still LOLing at this!  

littleboyermoose

When you are reminded that it is time to eat by an alien kicking you from the inside...

Daneicy80

When you make three attempts to sit in an inner tube on a lazy river at the amusement park with your kid only to realize you're making a fool of yourself in front of everyone still in line... end up sulking and walking along side DD while she enjoys the ride.

CandEChicago

When watermelon has become it's own food group.  

Fossegirl1228

Getting winded walking from the parking garage to the door of my office building. 

agsgrrl

chayshay1408 said:

Jessie333 said:

When taking off your bra when you get home is the most wonderful feeling in the world.

this is the most wonderful thing pregnant or not. So are taking off pants. 
Thus my last poll post

agsgrrl

mlee116 said:

When you include this in your prayers "Also God, please let me poop soon.  Amen."

I read that just as I answered the phone at work, thanks for making me sound like a giggly doofus on the phone

NELSMD

agsgrrl said:

chayshay1408 said:

When shaving your legs leaves you out of breath and you can't even get your leg up high enough to shave your cankles. 

Can I get an AMEN?!

Oooh this. And when you finally break down and schedule a bikini wax... Haven't been able to reach for a couple weeks and was dreading spending the $.

iloveac

...when you wake up to pee multiple times through the night.

Decemberbaby2014

You no longer wear pants AT ALL around the house because why wear pants if you don't have to! Way to uncomfortable!

haleyusf

...when you can't close the bathroom stall door because you're belly is stuck between the toilet paper dispenser, the door, and the wall. Had to wedge myself against the back wall behind the toilet in order to get it shut; opening it again was equally as fun.

bombe4

When the rubber band trick doesn't work on your favorite jeans anymore and they manage to stay up on their own unzipped and unbuttoned. This is me today. I'm wearing a longer, not clingy shirt to hide it. I had the rubber band done when I left the house but who was I kidding? It was a tad uncomfortable then and only got worse. 

hellopartyof5

When an old woman at the library says you should cut her in line... I was shocked! Lol

jpagano113

ashtonkitty1 said:

When you never, ever, let a bathroom pass by without using it.

I second this one!!

Saintelizabeth

Shaving around my lady parts is becoming more and more impossible because I can't really see the damn thing anymore.

agsgrrl

Saintelizabeth said:

Shaving around my lady parts is becoming more and more impossible because I can't really see the damn thing anymore.

Yeah it's already turning into Steve Carrell's chest in 40 Year Old Virgin

courtd2

I don't know if this makes me pregnant, or pathetic.

Yesterday was SO hot out (or maybe just for me?) after my 45 min walk, that I took a popsicle, sat in the shower and let the cool water hit me in the back. DH came in and started laughing at me. I FEEL NO SHAME!

agsgrrl

courtd2 said:

I don't know if this makes me pregnant, or pathetic.

Yesterday was SO hot out (or maybe just for me?) after my 45 min walk, that I took a popsicle, sat in the shower and let the cool water hit me in the back. DH came in and started laughing at me. I FEEL NO SHAME!

Where were you with this when I was looking for cool down tips??

courtd2

agsgrrl Hahaha. ;-) Probably cooling off in the shower. 

amedbery

When all non-stretchy pants are banished to the attic and you can't walk around for a day without hitting tits or toes on something you should have easily been able to avoid.

Jessie333

amw0914 said:

When you pee on your hand instead of in the cup at the OBs office because reaching around your stomach is virtually impossible

Ugh. I HATE having to pee in those stupid cups at the Dr office!

mightymango

@pacocat33

That happened to me 2 weeks ago and I cried like a baby I was so excited.

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AnonnAni

@amw0914 peed on just hand? Lol you better than me, I've peed on my hand, feet, floor, underwear ALL AT ONE TIME! Going back to work was so fun after that appointment.