My Princess is Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SkyAngelMommy

Ladys I have missed you all SOOOO much!! who knew a baby would take so much time??! i feel like i've been gone and missed you girls forever! so i decided today when my beautiful nanny took my princess off on a walk i would update you all on her arrival! 

my due date was the end of the month...i thought it'd never get here!  june 30 came and went though and nothing!! nothing at all! it was so upsetting. the days ticked on. the moments dragged by. i thought i would never ever get to meet my beautiful baby girl. finally on july 7 it started!! i had such terrible awful cramps all day long. i thought for sure this isn't normal. so i called my doctor and they told me to wait and wait until the cramps hurt worse..they hurt so bad already, i couldn't imagine them getting worse! hubby came home from work and made me some tea and sat with me while we waited. it was a beautiful day so we decided to go for a walk. i remember reading you ladys say that it helped things so we walked in the nice evening breeze. we were coming back to  our house and right as i got up the front steps, my waters broke EVERYWHERE!!! I couldnt believe the mess!! hubby ran inside to get my louis vuitton roll-away and i hopped into our car and we were on our way!!! 

when we got to the hospital, hubby rushed me inside and yelled for a wheelchair...i could barely stand! a nurse rushed me up to the maternity ward and into a room. hubby stayed at the desk to tell them all of my information. the nurses were telling me to breathe, but all i wanted to do was cry! it was sooo painful and kept getting worse! i couldnt believe how fast it was happening! and i thought the CRAMPS were bad!! the nurse had me all hooked up to get my extra fluids and in the UGLY hospital gown and said she'd check me so i could get my medicine. i was begging for something to help me and she kept telling me it'd be ok-the medicine man would be up shortly. well JUST MY LUCK, she checked me and i was already NINE centimetres!!! thats why it hurt so bad! she paged for another nurse and said prepare for delivery and page the doctor!! she told me it was too late for the medicine man. by the time he got there, the baby would be here! my room was all of a sudden a flurry! nurses wheeling in instruments, and one more check...yup i was ready to go! hubby was there by my side and i was so upset because i had a lovely special made hospital gown i wanted to change into and my hair was such a wreck and i wouldnt get to do any of that! 

well i had to focus. thats what hubby kept saying to me. focussss angela focuss! i guess my hair would have to wait. the doctor was there. i had to push. i barely felt like id started pushing and i heard a cry! 4 pushes and she was here!! i couldnt believe it. she was so beautiful. the nurses cleaned her up and gave her to me all wrapped up in her fluffy pink blanket. hubby announced her name. Anastasia Georgianna Maria was here. She was 19 inches long and 7 pounds 7 ounces. 7.7 born on 7/7 and 7:17 PM...shes my little lucky charm! i said that to hubby and he thought it was perfect.

my delivery was beautiful just like my princess. im so happy that it was quick with pushing because i didnt stretch out too bad. the nurse said she'd never seen such a stretchy vagina-i didnt even need stitches and im right back how i was before she came-hubby said maybe even better !!

Hubby brought my push present in after they took little Anastasia away for her tests. it is a gorgeous platinum ruby ring for her july birthstone! here is a picture for you all! 

:x

chaysefaith

And you didn't even end your story with who you really are.  

Congrats!

curlylocks3

Congratulations!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!1!1!

SkyAngelMommy

reveal who i am? i dont get it....

roadspeckle

Lmao.
Oh how we were all anxiously awaiting your birth "story" and waiting to see how dramatic and perfect it was. Also, I'm glad you felt the need to share with us how stretchy your vagina was and that you're already having sex 14 days post partum. Gross.
Congrats.

curlylocks3

rachelnjacob said:

Lmao.
Oh how we were all anxiously awaiting your birth "story" and waiting to see how dramatic and perfect it was. Also, I'm glad you felt the need to share with us how stretchy your vagina was and that you're already having sex 14 days post partum. Gross.
Congrats.

I feel like someone else bragged about their uber stretchy vag also...

tbmadeamistake

I thought you were American and yet you spell it centimetREs...intersting. Congrats.

otter1103

I was so waiting for a pick of your princess in her little tiara!

SkyAngelMommy

i thought it was ok to share about my vagina and sex in my birth story. i remember reading @jewlz tell us about how she had sex during labor with her first baby because it helped her contractions. no one said that was gross. oh well. sorry if i offended anyone..

SkyAngelMommy

oh @spittler2 we didnt actually get married yet i just call him hubby because i dont want people to judge me. hes still my fiance tho...were gonna get married next spring in the beautiful gardens on my grandfathers estate!!

elsa1688

Still don't believe you. Still don't care.

rainbowdashh

I really wanted to be entertained by this. But all I want to know is who actually has time to come up with this crap after having a baby?!

jenlynne0624

Is this real life? Enjoyed the entertainment. Thanks...

allrightmeow

I said it once, I'll sat it 20 more times.  Professional level trolling.  How is this even fulfilling for you when no one believes a word of it?  

temursgirl

Congrats! But don't we get pics of the little princess? Perhaps wearing the tiara your dad gave her as a shower gift? Just wanted to pass on a word of advice from my late mother: you don't want your nanny to be beautiful.

QT3.14

Cool story bro

LindsayDesigner

Temurlang1 said:

Just wanted to pass on a word of advice from my late mother: you don't want your nanny to be beautiful.

NICE!!!!

I'm not totally sure how I feel about this story. I guess it's kind of the same way I feel about the Shopaholic books: they are entertaining but I cringed a lot while reading.

ricecakes1216

Tdonatoni said:

No squishy baby pic????

I thought this too..

chaysefaith

I'ma be really mad if skyangelmommy is more than one person and I wasn't invited to be part of it.

allrightmeow

SNLT1012 said:

I'ma be really mad if skyangelmommy is more than one person and I wasn't invited to be part of it.

I feel like this is the case with the whole "hubby" shift.  777777777777 

AandJ28

I haven't been on in days and this is the first thread to pop up when I come on... So perfect!!

chaysefaith

Lilygrace48 said:

I thought you were American and yet you spell it centimetREs...intersting. Congrats.

So I google image searched that push present.  As far as I can tell it's generated from a jewelry store in the UK.

shellbell813

WHO are you????

Mia081081

I really thought someone was going to come out during the birth story.

Sad panda.

BMaidPlanner

Damn, was also hoping for the big reveal and a crazy baby pic. Like a v raptor in a diamond speckled tutu.

katiebartton

I like how we got a pic of the ring instead of the baby. Priorities yo

chaysefaith

@snuff9861....are you dropping hints?

BMaidPlanner

snuff9861 said:

@bmaidplanner

Day.made.

elsa1688

SNLT1012 said:

Lilygrace48 said:

I thought you were American and yet you spell it centimetREs...intersting. Congrats.

So I google image searched that push present.  As far as I can tell it's generated from a jewelry store in the UK.

You're like our personal catfish expert!

curlylocks3

Lilygrace48 said:

I thought you were American and yet you spell it centimetREs...intersting. Congrats.

Eh, I'm not reading too much into it given the number of typos in her post...

tummommy

I'm pretty sure I couldn't find better entertainment even if I paid for it; second the congrats n stuff lol

steprozz

just, yes.

Aaward1658

Wow. Super duper awesome story. I totally wish I could afford a nanny, but I'm only rich with love for my new little baby.

erind228

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JNerd

WTF. But okay... Um... Congrats sky.

k2k2tog

Too bad you didn't get to fix your hair and put on your special hospital gown. I know how important it is to look your best while pushing a human being out of your stretchy vagina. Congrats on the arrival of your princess!

flerlgirl

Lord have mercy

chaysefaith

BrightEyes112 said:

snuff9861 said:

SNLT1012 said:

@snuff9861....are you dropping hints

*stuck in the box*

Of what? My awesome google abilities to find funny pictures? Yes yes I am

LOL there's no way you are suggesting snuff is sky? Out of all the people in all the bmbs. ..snuff is not the one I would ever suspect.

That's why she's the perfect sky! I never suspected her until that awesome pic. But alas, she says she's not

SecondTimeinMSU

I saw this during the MOTN feeding but didn't have the energy to take it all in. The Louis Vuitton rollaway made me giggle. I think this is too much of a bump cliche not to be someone who's been around the bump awhile. Either a STM or someone who was on TTGP first not someone who joined just during this pregnancy.

RedMar

@SNLT1012‌ - bahahahahah- I did the same exact thing and google imaged the shit out of that ring.



ps..."Ladys" is the new spelling courtesy of the Oxford Dictionary of bullshit.