puke stories!

dlproctor

What's your worst???
My LO just threw up all over me the couch herself and my cat who was snuggling up to me. It was so gross it was sticking to my thigh. Luckily LO didnt get it in her hair likes she's done in the past.....

danagmauro

In my husbands ear as he was burping her...I tried not to laugh

LunaBug924

Just this morning we were playing on the floor, she was on her back. She spit up and instead of just dribbling down to her neck folds and behind her head, it went UP her face, into her nose and eyes!!! I grabbed her up and wiped it away as fast as I could, but I know some of that got into her eyes. She didn't even cry! So note to self, regurgitated breast milk does not burn or harm your eyes! LOL. Poor girl. Once I knew she was ok I had to laugh.   

dlproctor

That's some serious talent, right in the eye. I've heard stories in my family of boys peeing in their eye or their fathers coffee.

lrmrtn

All over me, him, the stairs and the floor. Luckily it was right before bath time, not after.

jenb_99

I remember wiping spit-up out of my cleavage a few times when DS was tiny. That was always lovely.

THD7580

Projectile at 4 this morning all over me the bed him and the carpet. Yeah I think mama was burping a little too hard.. Fun times

Craved1

Nothing crazy just yet but I did realize that I smelled like baby puke when we were out to dinner last night...  

LeeLee86

How about on the boob in the middle of feeding then she tried to latch on immediately after before I could even clean my boob off! She crazy....

dogsombrero

Middle of the night on me wearing nothing but a thin robe the bed and my pillow. We also had houseguests and the extra sheets to put bed were in the room they were in. I had to lay a bunch of towels over the splatters. So glad everyone has cleared out.

sws684

She has projectiled a couple times, once was on me, both coffee table levels, and my cell phone. I was already running late and trying to dress her for the doctor. Oh the timing lol

Arinias

The first time he spit up was while we were still in the hospital and it was like a fountain, it just kept pouring out of his mouth all over both of us. I think I was a little shellshocked, luckily the nurse helped and cleaned him up while I cleaned myself up. Another time was while I was skyping with my parents, all over my lap, I had to call them back and go change, it had sunk threw to my underwear. He also got DH good one night right before bed. DH was shirtless and he puked all over him, the bed, and DH's pillow. This was a day after he pooped in his towel while on our bed, luckily we had already washed that set of sheets. At least he doesn't do this often, he just like to go big when he does...

gypsymystic

Projectile vomit from DS1 straight down my sister's shirt and into her cleavage... while we were out, she had to give herself a hobo bath with paper towels in the restroom. She couldn't change until over 2 hours later so she stunk like regurgetated milk. I still, to this day, do not let her live it down.  LOL