@chase16 - Yeah, I wouldn't necessarily rule someone out because of a teeny-peeny (no matter how disappointing). But what I've noticed about "smaller" men is that they either:
1) Over-compensate with ridiculous material possessions / douchyness in an attempt for "masculinity," or
2) Are incredibly insecure in bed. Which equals = afraid to try anything new or take the lead.
Ex-BF was scenario #2. I'm sorry, I'm not going to ever judge you for basically being a Ken doll. But come on, at least TRY to get me off in some other way - and let me bring in a toy or 2. WTF.
I REALLY want to be an advocate of road head, but I have such bad motion sickness. I've been known to puke on a crotch or 2. Sorry.
For some reason, my husbands balls are SUPER sensitive. If I even touch them with my nose, he GIGGLES! It's the funniest thing in the world, but also really frustrating when I'm trying to give a BJ because I'm really in it and then he giggles! If I use my hand it's just fine, but get my mouth even close to the boys and he's like a little school girl. Sometimes, to be mean, I take them in my mouth when he doesn't expect it and make him struggle for a minute
Oh, and can I just say, I fucking HATE it when a guy grabs your head when you're giving a BJ and tries to change your rhythm or push himself farther in your mouth? That is THE biggest turnoff there is.
This is one of my only hard-and-fast rules about sex: no grabbing my head and directing when I'm blowing you. I find it incredibly disrespectful. You want me to do something else, you use your fucking words like an adult.
I'm blanking on any good BJ stories though. My ex was obsessed with them, he would have been happy if the only sexual experiences he had for the rest of his life were BJs. The problem was that he didn't reciprocate. So I'd blow him, get horny, and he'd just be done and either fall asleep or go watch TV. Ugggh just thinking about our terrible sex life makes me angry.
But he was fairly small and easy to blow, haha.
If it makes you feel any better I had an ex get pissy with me when I wouldn't blow him in front of his friend. I dated some real winners
I don't have any good stories either. I don't mind starting sex with oral or doing it just because here and there, but I can not stand anything about jizz, pregnant or not. It makes me vomit. Poor DH. Oh well.
ALLI & ERIK - 12.12.10 Stella - 7.7.11 | Ian - 8.6.14 | Isaac- 7.20.18 #4 due 4.22.23
First you prep ( clean empty all that jazz) then you get warmed up with fingers or smaller than cock objects. And for me I NEVER take it up the butt without a vibrator on my clit (well not never more I like prefer) use lots and lots of lube especially if your not used to it because unlike the vagina the butt doesn't produce it's own lubricant anyways go slow and completely relax I've also found it you exhale while he enters it somehow goes in easier. It's not for everybody but it can feel incredible if you know what your doing.
I have nothing to add, all of what she said!
Soon to be mommy of 3! DS Grayson (3yrs) (Emergency Csec) DS Camden (1yr) (All natural Vbac) DD Isabella due 8/2/2014
First you prep ( clean empty all that jazz) then you get warmed up with fingers or smaller than cock objects. And for me I NEVER take it up the butt without a vibrator on my clit (well not never more I like prefer) use lots and lots of lube especially if your not used to it because unlike the vagina the butt doesn't produce it's own lubricant anyways go slow and completely relax I've also found it you exhale while he enters it somehow goes in easier. It's not for everybody but it can feel incredible if you know what your doing.
Yup...all of what she said. Start out slow and steady and be honest with your partner. My H was super patient with me and now we both enjoy it. It's great fun once in a while.
Sorry for the crappy layout. I bump from my phone.
DH and I watch porn almost every time we have sex. We enjoy watching it to really get us in the mood and get ideas! Anyone else enjoy porn? Anyone made their own videos? I have a few from back in the day on my computer
Oh, and as for anal - I REALLY want to try. I am just so scared due to DH's girth. And I definitely need to NOT be sober.
I almost convinced teeny-peeny (mentioned earlier in the thread) after coming home from about 25 margaritas. Then I happened to mentioned I ate burritos and he denied me. Tragedy!!!!
And I'm too lazy to try to find the comment on my phone, but I HAVE used a strap-on on a straight guy. Does that count???
Ugh, why must today be a busy day? Not enough time to comment on the BEST THREAD EVER.
I agree the rabbit is overrated. I had one back in the day and it EXPLODED mid-use. WTF right? Nothing like a vag full of battery acid.
Well I definitely will not be buying one of those. Ever.
Oh, and as for anal - I REALLY want to try. I am just so scared due to DH's girth. And I definitely need to NOT be sober.
I almost convinced teeny-peeny (mentioned earlier in the thread) after coming home from about 25 margaritas. Then I happened to mentioned I ate burritos and he denied me. Tragedy!!!!
And I'm too lazy to try to find the comment on my phone, but I HAVE used a strap-on on a straight guy. Does that count???
My DH lacks a little in length but is very thick. We've done anal a few times and let's just say, YOU ARE MISSING OUT. Seriously, don't let it scare you. You just have to go realllllllly slow with lots of lube.
I'll admit I wake my husband up with blow jobs probably....3-4 times a week. There is just something about waking him up in the middle of the night & hearing those moans get stronger and louder. That actually makes me get more into it.
I'll admit I wake my husband up with blow jobs probably....3-4 times a week. There is just something about waking him up in the middle of the night & hearing those moans get stronger and louder. That actually makes me get more into it.
Damn, your hubby must LOVE you on a whole other level.
Mine usually gets a bj when I'm not in the mood for sex or if I'm really horny.
************* First BFP: 12/16/13 EDD: 08/23/14 Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
July '14 lurker on June '14 (wanna know what I'm in store for) and saw the post with this thread linked. I don't have any good stories or tips at the moment. (It's 4:30 am and I couldn't sleep) but I have to say thank you ladies for waking up my middle of the night sex drive. Def woke the husband up in hopes that a little fun will help me get back to sleep :-)
OK I've got some catching up to do @Raclla
I don't like hairy nutsacks either my hubby shaves his and they are so smooth...Seriously every night when we're laying in bed watching TV I snuggle up to him put my head on his chest and my hand down his pants and cup his balls. I do it so often it's not really a sexual thing it's just an US thing it comforts me! @PunkieNight I like being choked , smacked, bit all that but it can't come out of nowhere the sex has to match the abuse! My hubs does not like me to do that to him besides I'm for the most part pretty submissive that's what I'm comfortable with!
@babyprigge Welcome to our thread!! I'm glad our stories inspired some late night romance that's AWESOME!
@funnibunni80 I actually got a little tingle down below reading your post! I was having a little fantasy of what it was like being with that guy !! I love men like that! I've always dated older men. My first bj was embarrassing I wasn't a virgin but I had never blown a guy and I met this guy who WAS a virgin but had only gotten bjs haha anyways it was like 3 a.m. and we'd been partying and we're all in the living room watching pink Floyd the wall dvd anyways he asked for one so I got under the covers right there in the living room and began to suck him.... maybe about 3 min into it I fell asleep in his lap!!! No joke I was stoned and was already super sleepy before he asked for one!! Lol any ways about a week later I took his virginity and watched the innocence fade from his eyes under a black light ( for real his eyes were tripping me out) with Bob Marley playing in the background and we dated for four years!! But on winter formal night my sophomore year I sat him down and sucked his dick like a porn star ...fake lashes and mascara running down my face and all! I'll never forget that night its one of my proudest moments! Now though I'm a freakin Jedi master of dick sucking!
I do the same thing! Lol. My H used to think it was strange, but now...it's our norm. I was his first everything...so anything sexual was different for him. But trust he is not shy anymore.
And @scarfbandit I just want to say that I think you're amazing (in a non-creepy way.)! I think it's amazing how comfortable you are with yourself and your sexuality. Believe it or not, but this thread helped me to see that certain things, while taboo, are not disgusting. Granted some things are not for everyone, and that's OK. So you keep doing you and let the haters hate. We all got a little freaky side in us and it's just too bad the June '14 girls don't know how to let loose. Like you said, we are some Badass Bitches.
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My hood is pierced...any of yall have piercings or do your hubby's?
I have hood pierced as well and my nipples are pierced .. they used to be double pierced (vertical and horizontal) but I had to take the vertical barbells out because they never fully healed ... also have my tongue double pierced and a tattoo on my hoo ha ... told ya .. wild and crazy past :-)
Re: bj
@chase16 - Yeah, I wouldn't necessarily rule someone out because of a teeny-peeny (no matter how disappointing). But what I've noticed about "smaller" men is that they either:
1) Over-compensate with ridiculous material possessions / douchyness in an attempt for "masculinity," or
2) Are incredibly insecure in bed. Which equals = afraid to try anything new or take the lead.
Ex-BF was scenario #2. I'm sorry, I'm not going to ever judge you for basically being a Ken doll. But come on, at least TRY to get me off in some other way - and let me bring in a toy or 2. WTF.
I REALLY want to be an advocate of road head, but I have such bad motion sickness. I've been known to puke on a crotch or 2. Sorry.
:-&Stella - 7.7.11 | Ian - 8.6.14 | Isaac- 7.20.18
#4 due 4.22.23
DS Grayson (3yrs) (Emergency Csec)
DD Isabella due 8/2/2014
DH and I watch porn almost every time we have sex. We enjoy watching it to really get us in the mood and get ideas! Anyone else enjoy porn? Anyone made their own videos? I have a few from back in the day on my computer
I agree the rabbit is overrated. I had one back in the day and it EXPLODED mid-use. WTF right? Nothing like a vag full of battery acid.
I almost convinced teeny-peeny (mentioned earlier in the thread) after coming home from about 25 margaritas. Then I happened to mentioned I ate burritos and he denied me.
And I'm too lazy to try to find the comment on my phone, but I HAVE used a strap-on on a straight guy. Does that count???
Mine usually gets a bj when I'm not in the mood for sex or if I'm really horny.
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
DS Grayson (3yrs) (Emergency Csec)
DD Isabella due 8/2/2014
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
DS Grayson (3yrs) (Emergency Csec)
DD Isabella due 8/2/2014
Let's talk...
Balls....
Personally, I'll lend them a hand, but they're too hair/mushy/weird to go in my mouth. Not going to happen.
This is coming from someone who prides themselves on doing a good job when it comes to BJs.
Balls are out.
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14