I think bermuda shorts - especially on women - are almost universally awful. I'd rather see stretch marks (which most people won't notice as much as you do anyway) than the bermudas.
I like those, but I'm looking for more of a metallic silver if that makes sense. I will say that Clark's sandals are the best quality sandals I've ever purchased. I have brown and black leather ones and I've had them for over 5 years and you couldn't tell by looking at them how much they've been worn. Well worth the price.
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