Does there really need to be such a thing as a "prenatal curriculum"? Should I have teachers over here talking to my fetus everyday? And I was foolish enough to believe my excellent taste in music was enough.. Damn. My baby is gonna be dumb, y'all.
Wait, so they want you to spend money on a "curriculum" that consists of sounds resembling a mothers heartbeat? Because what, our own heartbeats, that our babies can already hear for free, are not stimulating enough? WTF?
Wait, so they want you to spend money on a "curriculum" that consists of sounds resembling a mothers heartbeat? Because what, our own heartbeats, that our babies can already hear for free, are not stimulating enough? WTF?
Right. Don't let your baby bond with you by hearing your heartbeat. Instead listen to these different simulated ones!!!
@FlemDance What kind of mother are you?!!?! You should have been sitting all day reading classic literature to your stomach so that your baby can be born with the ability to read already. You failed.
Damnit. I thought that babies learned by osmosis and that LO would just absorb the plethora of knowledge that I have running through my mind. Now you're telling me that this kid is going to pop out knowing NOTHING and I'm going to have to TEACH her things!? Fuck.
Wait, so they want you to spend money on a "curriculum" that consists of sounds resembling a mothers heartbeat? Because what, our own heartbeats, that our babies can already hear for free, are not stimulating enough? WTF?
You get what you pay for. Free sounds = dumb babies. $150 manufactured sounds = baby geniuses!!! Duuuhhhhhhh!!!!
My mil asks my shower and I all the time if we talk to the baby so the baby will know our voices. She says we should be saying things like "hi this is your mom." I said "the baby will recognize our voices, whether we say hello to her or not". Its annoying!
Wait, so they want you to spend money on a "curriculum" that consists of sounds resembling a mothers heartbeat? Because what, our own heartbeats, that our babies can already hear for free, are not stimulating enough? WTF?
You get what you pay for. Free sounds = dumb babies. $150 manufactured sounds = baby geniuses!!! Duuuhhhhhhh!!!!
I've been listening to Queen. Luckily, my baby is dumb so during Bohemian Rhapsody when he's talking about killing someone, she doesn't know wtf is going on.
Wait, so they want you to spend money on a "curriculum" that consists of sounds resembling a mothers heartbeat? Because what, our own heartbeats, that our babies can already hear for free, are not stimulating enough? WTF?
Right. Don't let your baby bond with you by hearing your heartbeat. Instead listen to these different simulated ones!!!
Silly. Baby won't recognize their mothers HB if its exposed to different simulations. Good try educational developers.
My mil asks my shower and I all the time if we talk to the baby so the baby will know our voices. She says we should be saying things like "hi this is your mom." I said "the baby will recognize our voices, whether we say hello to her or not". Its annoying!
That's hilarious! Baby hears you talking all day but won't recognize your voice if you don't specifically address her?
Wait, so they want you to spend money on a "curriculum" that consists of sounds resembling a mothers heartbeat? Because what, our own heartbeats, that our babies can already hear for free, are not stimulating enough? WTF?
You get what you pay for. Free sounds = dumb babies. $150 manufactured sounds = baby geniuses!!! Duuuhhhhhhh!!!!
@spacepotatoes... it drives me crazy that she asks EVERY time we see her. She also pointed out to me that when she had her babies, she didnt need any help. I said "oh well my family would be more than happy to help me if I need it" and then she offered to come over after. Now I dont even want her help.
@spacepotatoes... it drives me crazy that she asks EVERY time we see her. She also pointed out to me that when she had her babies, she didnt need any help. I said "oh well my family would be more than happy to help me if I need it" and then she offered to come over after. Now I dont even want her help.
Dude I just slap an Albert print diaper on my kid and call him a smartass. And DS will only listen to country music or Christmas songs. Guess we're doomed to have a redneck kid. Oh well, at least he'll fit in with the rest of us!
Congrats to my GP Sister from another mister Bruinsbabe!!
Dude I just slap an Albert print diaper on my kid and call him a smartass. And DS will only listen to country music or Christmas songs. Guess we're doomed to have a redneck kid. Oh well, at least he'll fit in with the rest of us!
Do you play the Redneck 12 Days of Christmas for him? If so, definitely doomed.
Re: Apparently we're all doing pregnancy wrong
09/23/11 - Married DH
04/01/13 - BFP at 4wks
05/30/13 - MMC - BO @ 12wks 5d
08/29/13 - BFP @ 4wks 4d
09/17/13 - 7wks 2d - Normal HB Detected! Baby measuring perfect for dates and positioning!
10/23/13 - 12wks 3d - Perfect NT scan! HB 167 & baby wriggling, waving & yawning!
12/17/13 - 20wks 2 d - We're having a beautiful baby girl! Go Team Pink!
05/03/14 - Bobbie Gloria was born at 39+6 weighing 6lb 14oz!
Happy Endings
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DS: 11/8/11 | 9 lb 7 oz, 22 in
DD: 5/22/14 | 9 lb 9 oz, 21.5 in
Do you play the Redneck 12 Days of Christmas for him? If so, definitely doomed.