I'm just gonna say it!

oliversmom03

My gas is terrible and I don't know what to do about it. My poor family. 

hellopartyof5

I have so far not farted in front of my husband but it's getting hard!!!!

RosieB0514

I am right there with you. I usually give DH a warning to plug his nose and run, but sometimes it is too late. Today he is getting on my nerves so I'm thinking about using the gas to keep him away. Sorry not sorry! 

brittandjp

Yep, I'm right there with you. It doesn't smell per say, but it feels almost constant. One of DH's first comments after finding out was something along the lines of, "Yep, you only have gas like that when you're pregnant. You're definitely must be pregnant!" I had the same problem with DD.

emsrdh03

I even offended myself earlier. Then I took a good poop and feel so much better. Never under estimate the power of a good deuce.

kz's_girlygirl

SpankingShank said:

candycem said:

I have so far not farted in front of my husband but it's getting hard!!!!

Like, ever??

I have never knowingly farted in front of DH. We've been living together coming up on 6 years and he says that if he didn't know it were biologically impossible, he would believe that girls don't poop, lol.

Duckie419

kz's_girlygirl said:

SpankingShank said:

candycem said:

I have so far not farted in front of my husband but it's getting hard!!!!

Like, ever??

I have never knowingly farted in front of DH. We've been living together coming up on 6 years and he says that if he didn't know it were biologically impossible, he would believe that girls don't poop, lol.

This can't be healthy lol

oliversmom03

brittandjp said:

Yep, I'm right there with you. It doesn't smell per say, but it feels almost constant. One of DH's first comments after finding out was something along the lines of, "Yep, you only have gas like that when you're pregnant. You're definitely must be pregnant!" I had the same problem with DD.

Same with me. Before I got my BFP I was farting up a storm. I kinda new a BFP was coming. 

kz's_girlygirl

gradschoolmom1234 said:

kz's_girlygirl said:

SpankingShank said:

candycem said:

I have so far not farted in front of my husband but it's getting hard!!!!

Like, ever??

I have never knowingly farted in front of DH. We've been living together coming up on 6 years and he says that if he didn't know it were biologically impossible, he would believe that girls don't poop, lol.

Wow, i gave up on that after like 6 months of marriage. Do you just leave the room every time or what? I'm way too lazy for that.... 

I guess I'm just not very gassy/get it taken care of when DH is not home?lol. I never have an overwhelming urge to fart, lol. If for some reason I do, I just excuse myself to the bathroom, but I honestly can't remember a time I needed to do that.

wendyld

kz's_girlygirl said:

gradschoolmom1234 said:

kz's_girlygirl said:

SpankingShank said:

candycem said:

I have so far not farted in front of my husband but it's getting hard!!!!

Like, ever??

I have never knowingly farted in front of DH. We've been living together coming up on 6 years and he says that if he didn't know it were biologically impossible, he would believe that girls don't poop, lol.

Wow, i gave up on that after like 6 months of marriage. Do you just leave the room every time or what? I'm way too lazy for that.... 

I guess I'm just not very gassy/get it taken care of when DH is not home?lol. I never have an overwhelming urge to fart, lol. If for some reason I do, I just excuse myself to the bathroom, but I honestly can't remember a time I needed to do that.


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But WHY? I mean, I'm pretty sure my husband still humps me, gas and all

HeyLou23

I'm pretty gassy too, finally getting back at DH for all the bombs he's dropped on me in our relationship!

kz's_girlygirl

wendyld said:

kz's_girlygirl said:

gradschoolmom1234 said:

kz's_girlygirl said:

SpankingShank said:

candycem said:

I have so far not farted in front of my husband but it's getting hard!!!!

Like, ever??

I have never knowingly farted in front of DH. We've been living together coming up on 6 years and he says that if he didn't know it were biologically impossible, he would believe that girls don't poop, lol.

Wow, i gave up on that after like 6 months of marriage. Do you just leave the room every time or what? I'm way too lazy for that.... 

I guess I'm just not very gassy/get it taken care of when DH is not home?lol. I never have an overwhelming urge to fart, lol. If for some reason I do, I just excuse myself to the bathroom, but I honestly can't remember a time I needed to do that.

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But WHY? I mean, I'm pretty sure my husband still humps me, gas and all

Like I said, I'm not 'hiding' anything. DH has seen much worse in all we've been through and I'm not afraid of him rejecting me for having gas- I just don't typically have to fart when he's around.

littleissa86

I thought I would be sneaky yesterday morning and just let out a little, silent one I could feel building up - hubby will never know, right?!  HA!  It was the loudest, longest fart I think I've ever let out!  He had no idea what to do, especially because I totally just sat there laughing at myself lol!

Good on you ladies who have managed to hold it in!  This is going to be a gassy pregnancy, I can feel it lol

littleissa86

kz's_girlygirl said:

I have so far not farted in front of my husband but it's getting hard!!!!

Like, ever??

I have never knowingly farted in front of DH. We've been living together coming up on 6 years and he says that if he didn't know it were biologically impossible, he would believe that girls don't poop, lol.

Holy cow, girl!  I stopped trying after about 2 weeks of moving in together lol! 

Amyface813

emsrdh03 said:

I even offended myself earlier. Then I took a good poop and feel so much better. Never under estimate the power of a good deuce.

Yes! My morning sickness is so much worse when I need to poo. It's like my mouth gets sympathetic and wants to show my bum what to do! Once I get "it" out I feel so much better. Tmi?

oliversmom03

OMFG lol Amyface813

Manateearmz

Life is a much happier place when you can freely fart in front of your SO.

oliversmom03

I just gave him a dutch oven this morning. He wanted to throw up. 

MommyKristin88

I just completely woke up my dozing baby with a long, loud fart followed by uncontrollable laughing lol

TroopT45

kz's_girlygirl said:

SpankingShank said:

candycem said:

I have so far not farted in front of my husband but it's getting hard!!!!

Like, ever??

I have never knowingly farted in front of DH. We've been living together coming up on 6 years and he says that if he didn't know it were biologically impossible, he would believe that girls don't poop, lol.

Oh my gosh, haha! This is crazy to me; I can't even imagine! Although since hubby and I have been friends since Jr. high toots have never been a secret.

saltsandwater

My fiancé told me his ex-wife never farted, in 6 years of being together, and it freaked him out. I refused to fart and he told me it would be a deal breaker if I didn't- that he couldn't handle two women that didn't fart. So, he's delighted when I fart. Weirdo. Haha

Meether

kz's_girlygirl said:

kz's_girlygirl said:

I have so far not farted in front of my husband but it's getting hard!!!!

Like, ever??

I have never knowingly farted in front of DH. We've been living together coming up on 6 years and he says that if he didn't know it were biologically impossible, he would believe that girls don't poop, lol.

Wow, i gave up on that after like 6 months of marriage. Do you just leave the room every time or what? I'm way too lazy for that.... 

I guess I'm just not very gassy/get it taken care of when DH is not home?lol. I never have an overwhelming urge to fart, lol. If for some reason I do, I just excuse myself to the bathroom, but I honestly can't remember a time I needed to do that.

----------------- But WHY? I mean, I'm pretty sure my husband still humps me, gas and all

Like I said, I'm not 'hiding' anything. DH has seen much worse in all we've been through and I'm not afraid of him rejecting me for having gas- I just don't typically have to fart when he's around.

I also try not to. I think I've done it like 2x. I'm not very gassy either. My daughter also excuses herself if she needs to. Even at school, the teachers will take them to the bathroom if that's all they need to do. I think it's great that she does that.

murphyame

I don't even want to be around myself!!

At DD soccer practice, I couldn't even sit with the other moms and I was afraid to go sit by myself, what if one walked over to talk and it stunk?? I had to sit in the car with all 4 windows down, and it was still horrible in there, lol

lovelovelove09

I'm so glad I'm not alone!

feliciaw86

@candycem‌ I don't fart in front of my husband, or in front of anyone. I turn on the bathroom faucet so he doesn't hear me. I've just always been like that.

hellopartyof5

Meether said:

kz's_girlygirl said:

kz's_girlygirl said:

I have so far not farted in front of my husband but it's getting hard!!!!

Like, ever??

I have never knowingly farted in front of DH. We've been living together coming up on 6 years and he says that if he didn't know it were biologically impossible, he would believe that girls don't poop, lol.

Wow, i gave up on that after like 6 months of marriage. Do you just leave the room every time or what? I'm way too lazy for that.... 

I guess I'm just not very gassy/get it taken care of when DH is not home?lol. I never have an overwhelming urge to fart, lol. If for some reason I do, I just excuse myself to the bathroom, but I honestly can't remember a time I needed to do that.

----------------- But WHY? I mean, I'm pretty sure my husband still humps me, gas and all

Like I said, I'm not 'hiding' anything. DH has seen much worse in all we've been through and I'm not afraid of him rejecting me for having gas- I just don't typically have to fart when he's around.

I also try not to. I think I've done it like 2x. I'm not very gassy either. My daughter also excuses herself if she needs to. Even at school, the teachers will take them to the bathroom if that's all they need to do. I think it's great that she does that.

Wow I didn't realize this had gone so far!!! I don't know, I did with an ex boyfriend and I just didn't like the way it made our relationship.  Of course, that wasn't the right person anyways lol.  I think it's also my family, I've never ever heard my stepmother fart and she says shes never farted in front of my Dad. I'm almost positive that during pregnancy this will not work out anymore lol.  I used to not really burp either... that has gone out the window.

nbateman5

candycem said:

I have so far not farted in front of my husband but it's getting hard!!!!

hahahahahahahahaha, i'm in the same boat, 9 years and he's maybe heard 3 LOL!