XP: WHY HAS NO ONE OFFERED TO THROW ME A SHOWER? I'M ALREADY 12 WEEKS!

lalaith50

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12246275/baby-showers/p1

It gets REALLY funny around page 3...

LaurenAsh23

I can't even...

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aLsMay24

I'm so confused. She has no relatives or friends to throw her a shower so who would she invite? Also, she's bought all the major baby items by 12 weeks??? I could t finish it all but she is bsc.

Edit- I went back and OP is right definitely read the 3rd page!

lalaith50

My favorite line is from a WK coming in, "I've dreamed of this my whole life so I want it a certain way."

nlane0723

I haven't even read the thread yet and this title alone made me giggle.

ladyglittersparkles

schlanderer2005 said:

I haven't even read the thread yet and this title alone made me giggle.

This

SassyFlats

schlanderer2005 said:

I haven't even read the thread yet and this title alone made me giggle.

trufax!!! )

ufsandra85

i almost peed my pants i was laughing so hard at the "caddy"

Andreabills

ufsandra85 said:

i almost peed my pants i was laughing so hard at the "caddy"

This was me too!

amdecker1016

Between "caddy" and twatwaffle i might have peed myself a little!

nkrone08

Heh. Twatwaffle. I need to remember to add that to my vocab more often.

LoveMoose85

I was also shocked that no one commented on her "having all the major baby items bought by 12 weeks." 

lopezalonso

I couldn't even click on the link. It just looks too ridiculous.

coreyeliz

I can't even finish reading.  It's too good.  

kaking78

Booking a hall?  Am I missing something?  Mine have been at people's houses.

hemeyer31

I want to know who the hell is coming to this shower if she has no mother, sisters, or friends who would be willing to throw her a shower?!

ifr8955

Fabulous find! There was a couple of silly gooses on that page. I liked scrolling through it and seeing a lot of "love its" from icons I recognize from March 2014. 

kaelamerrill

"Twatwaffle" had me laughing so hard, DH came to read along with me. "Caddy"... I can't even deal with this right now. Freaking amazing.

AshleyO925

I'm dying. And it still really hurts to laugh but that was so worth it.  I almost choked with the "caddy" comments and the one with the three showers all for boys trying to tell OP it's tacky to throw your own shower.

LittlePigeon

I want to begin by saying the littlepigeon and littlepenguin are not related.

Second, the caddy portion of the thread made me actually laugh out loud.

ewallace00

This was great!

sebullows

Pure entertainment. Thanks for posting this. )

kstar83

amazing... i need popcorn.

peachy0709

GOOD. LORD.

KTdid81

It just gets better and better with every page.

Christal161

Wow XD and strange how my sister is exactly like this!
"It's my baby, it's for me, so I get to plan it not you!!" me and my mother were just looking at her in shock!
And how she said "I've dreamed of this my whole life so I want it a certain way." sorry but that's ridiculous! I've only started thinking of baby showers when I got pregnant. And my mother was the one who planned it and I couldn't of asked for the most beautiful shower!
OP must of been spoiled growing up. It's the only explanation for her attitude!

Zriseon3

AlexaWinston said:

I was also shocked that no one commented on her "having all the major baby items bought by 12 weeks." 

This. I was too nervous being PgAL to buy anything until I was 20 weeks at least. We bought a crib when I was at 11 weeks only because we wanted one from IKEA and we were near one. The closest one is 5 hours away.

yalllow

This made me LOL. Thanks for sharing it

HobokensFury

Sadly OP is on my local board.