I'm glad I could make all of you ladies laugh so much.... I won't be using this site anymore for advice. It's pretty cruel of you guys to act like someone is stupid when all they wanted was opinions. Hope whenever your kids need to talk to you about something important, you don't make fun of them and act like they are complete idiots. It's like you guys don't have anything better to do then bully people to make yourselves feel better.
That's what I keep chalking it up to be. Just irregular but the more I think about it the more I worry myself that something is wrong. But I guess that's what happens when you're a worry wart
Hi, who are you? Negative test = not pregnant. You can keep testing once a week until you get a BFP or your period. In the mean time, I suggest you start looking into some form of birth control.
I ask for advice not for you to be completely rude...am I not allowed to vent? And I am on birth control but that's not 100% . Also you can be pregnant and have a negative test. Thanks for the support.
After giving birth, think of your uterus as a weird traumatized old lady in the attic. She's BSC and you can't count on anything she does to be regular, measurable, or coherent. She doesn't know where she is, or how she got there. Give her some time to get her shit together.
After giving birth, think of your uterus as a weird traumatized old lady in the attic. She's BSC and you can't count on anything she does to be regular, measurable, or coherent. She doesn't know where she is, or how she got there. Give her some time to get her shit together.
Oh my gosh. All efforts of getting DS to sleep tonight were ruined because of this comment right here. You win.
After giving birth, think of your uterus as a weird traumatized old lady in the attic. She's BSC and you can't count on anything she does to be regular, measurable, or coherent. She doesn't know where she is, or how she got there. Give her some time to get her shit together.
Oh my gosh. All efforts of getting DS to sleep tonight were ruined because of this comment right here. You win.
*sucks in air through teeth* Soooorrrrrryyyyyy :-\"
After giving birth, think of your uterus as a weird traumatized old lady in the attic. She's BSC and you can't count on anything she does to be regular, measurable, or coherent. She doesn't know where she is, or how she got there. Give her some time to get her shit together.
Oh my gosh. All efforts of getting DS to sleep tonight were ruined because of this comment right here. You win.
*sucks in air through teeth* Soooorrrrrryyyyyy :-\"
SRSLY "I don't know what else could make it late besides stress" ..... really? Throw away everything you thought you knew about your cycles. OK? OK. Now start from scratch and have a little ute sympathy. Your poor ute was poked, prodded, implanted in, stretched to 500 times its normal size, was kicked, punched, and possibly even cut open. And you want it to bounce back to its regular self after 9 months of torture? Just be patient with it, feed it a bucket of fish heads every now and then in the attic, and don't expect it to say anything coherent to you for a few months.
How can you give birth and still not know how your body works? Maybe you should ask TTGP... Make sure to leave us a link to your post. You know, llamas and all.
I really wanted to suggest this in the beginning, but OP is so oblivious she'd probably do it, and I felt bad for them. I'm sure the little bit about being pregnant with a negative test would've gone over especially well.
I'm glad I could make all of you ladies laugh so much.... I won't be using this site anymore for advice. It's pretty cruel of you guys to act like someone is stupid when all they wanted was opinions. Hope whenever your kids need to talk to you about something important, you don't make fun of them and act like they are complete idiots. It's like you guys don't have anything better to do then bully people to make yourselves feel better.
Oh dont be so sensitive. If you use an internet forum you have to be prepared for all sorts of responses and not take it so personal. These ladies are actually very imformative and helpful. You did receive good responses on here aa well so im not sure why you are having such a hissy fit.
Melissa (30) & Chris (30)
BFP Oct 16, 2012 M/C Nov 10, 2012
BFP Dec 31, 2012 EDD Sept 12, 2013
Brody was born on September 23, 2013 at 6.33am weighing 8lb 14oz.
I ask for advice not for you to be completely rude...am I not allowed to vent? And I am on birth control but that's not 100% . Also you can be pregnant and have a negative test. Thanks for the support.
Ok, seriously ladies. This has to be a troll. I love how she deleted her original post to be more dramatic. This isn't a place for support. This is a place for fun. Besides, you delivered in August. Go see them.
I'm glad I could make all of you ladies laugh so much.... I won't be using this site anymore for advice. It's pretty cruel of you guys to act like someone is stupid when all they wanted was opinions. Hope whenever your kids need to talk to you about something important, you don't make fun of them and act like they are complete idiots. It's like you guys don't have anything better to do then bully people to make yourselves feel better.
Yeah, you asked for advice on whether or not internet strangers think you're pregnant, what exactly did you expect? You tested negative multiple times, if you don't think that's accurate then there isn't much more any of us can tell you.
And I will never make fun of my kids for asking a question because they are kids and need to learn. You on the other hand are an adult who has already been pregnant and still don't know how your body works, you won't listen to a piss test, and you think the internet is the best choice for asking complete and udder strangers about your uterus. Pretty sure I'm going to teach my kids more common sense than that.
Recap to original post: Hi ya'll. I had my baby in August and never posted here before, but I want support for not knowing or researching what is normal after having a child. I took a pregnancy test but it came up negative. Am I pregnant? Also, I am on birth control, but we all know that isn't fully effective. Love me and nurture me and make me feel good about myself random strangers on the interwebz!
And now you can see that she got all butt hurt from not getting what she wanted so she is all "Ypu don't know my lyfe. You're mean and I feel sorry for your kids."
Sorry I saw the original thread but it just didn't seem that interesting to QFP. I didn't realize she would get so butthurt when she got some honest, straightforward answers...I will QFP EVERYTHING from now on when I'm MOTN bumping every hour :P
Sorry I saw the original thread but it just didn't seem that interesting to QFP. I didn't realize she would get so butthurt when she got some honest, straightforward answers...I will QFP EVERYTHING from now on when I'm MOTN bumping every hour :P
Yay! Thanks @sabrinakurtz! I hate missing gems like these! I've been trying not to be on my phone during motn stuff so I am able to go to sleep more easily.
BFP: 1/17/13 EDD: 9/20/13 Dalenna Rose Born: 40 wks 4 days 9/24/13
Sorry I saw the original thread but it just didn't seem that interesting to QFP. I didn't realize she would get so butthurt when she got some honest, straightforward answers...I will QFP EVERYTHING from now on when I'm MOTN bumping every hour :P
She didn't even say she was on BC in the first thread, just said she hadn't had her period in a month and wanted to know if she was totes preg. She also said that although she had gotten several BFNs, she knew that people get BFNs when they're really pregnant. Right.
She didn't even say she was on BC in the first thread, just said she hadn't had her period in a month and wanted to know if she was totes preg. She also said that although she had gotten several BFNs, she knew that people get BFNs when they're really pregnant. Right.
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Thank you for the correction. I was trying to remember from my brief read (through rolling my eyes) at 4 something this morning.
Re: ......
It was well, well worth it.
My answer:
OK I'm going to bed.
BFP Oct 16, 2012 M/C Nov 10, 2012
BFP Dec 31, 2012 EDD Sept 12, 2013
And I will never make fun of my kids for asking a question because they are kids and need to learn. You on the other hand are an adult who has already been pregnant and still don't know how your body works, you won't listen to a piss test, and you think the internet is the best choice for asking complete and udder strangers about your uterus. Pretty sure I'm going to teach my kids more common sense than that.
Jamie
Note: This has been dramatized for our pleasure.
BFP: 1/17/13 EDD: 9/20/13 Dalenna Rose Born: 40 wks 4 days 9/24/13
FTM to my sweetpea Miss D.
(Now we can hold you to that.)
ETA: words
BFP Oct 16, 2012 M/C Nov 10, 2012
BFP Dec 31, 2012 EDD Sept 12, 2013