......

Brittanie365

I'm glad I could make all of you ladies laugh so much.... I won't be using this site anymore for advice. It's pretty cruel of you guys to act like someone is stupid when all they wanted was opinions. Hope whenever your kids need to talk to you about something important, you don't make fun of them and act like they are complete idiots. It's like you guys don't have anything better to do then bully people to make yourselves feel better.

Zmommy2

Wait a week and try again.. Still negative then you're likely not pregnant. Especially if you're using some type of birth control.

Brittanie365

That's what I keep chalking it up to be. Just irregular but the more I think about it the more I worry myself that something is wrong. But I guess that's what happens when you're a worry wart

VitaLuna

Hi, who are you? Negative test = not pregnant. You can keep testing once a week until you get a BFP or your period. In the mean time, I suggest you start looking into some form of birth control.

Brittanie365

I ask for advice not for you to be completely rude...am I not allowed to vent? And I am on birth control but that's not 100% . Also you can be pregnant and have a negative test. Thanks for the support.

Nukke

After giving birth, think of your uterus as a weird traumatized old lady in the attic.  She's BSC and you can't count on anything she does to be regular, measurable, or coherent.  She doesn't know where she is, or how she got there. Give her some time to get her shit together.

JocelynB0911

Who are you? Negative test means not pregnant at this time. Move along.

blonde151188

Nukke said:

After giving birth, think of your uterus as a weird traumatized old lady in the attic.  She's BSC and you can't count on anything she does to be regular, measurable, or coherent.  She doesn't know where she is, or how she got there. Give her some time to get her shit together.

Oh my gosh. All efforts of getting DS to sleep tonight were ruined because of this comment right here. You win.

Nukke

blonde151188 said:

After giving birth, think of your uterus as a weird traumatized old lady in the attic.  She's BSC and you can't count on anything she does to be regular, measurable, or coherent.  She doesn't know where she is, or how she got there. Give her some time to get her shit together.

Oh my gosh. All efforts of getting DS to sleep tonight were ruined because of this comment right here. You win.

*sucks in air through teeth*  Soooorrrrrryyyyyy :-\"

blonde151188

Nukke said:

blonde151188 said:

Nukke said:

After giving birth, think of your uterus as a weird traumatized old lady in the attic.  She's BSC and you can't count on anything she does to be regular, measurable, or coherent.  She doesn't know where she is, or how she got there. Give her some time to get her shit together.

Oh my gosh. All efforts of getting DS to sleep tonight were ruined because of this comment right here. You win.

*sucks in air through teeth*  Soooorrrrrryyyyyy :-\"

It was well, well worth it.

sgautschi

Haha @Nukke FTW! That was a perfect description.

Nukke

SRSLY "I don't know what else could make it late besides stress" ..... really?  Throw away everything you thought you knew about your cycles.  OK?  OK.  Now start from scratch and have a little ute sympathy.  Your poor ute was poked, prodded, implanted in, stretched to 500 times its normal size, was kicked, punched, and possibly even cut open.  And you want it to bounce back to its regular self after 9 months of torture?  Just be patient with it, feed it a bucket of fish heads every now and then in the attic, and don't expect it to say anything coherent to you for a few months.

JocelynB0911

@nukke I know I say I love a lot of people but you might be the one. Marry me. Lol I'm dying right now.

Nukke

JocelynB0911 said:

@nukke I know I say I love a lot of people but you might be the one. Marry me. Lol I'm dying right now.

What just happened?

My answer:

Nukke

I find this post HYSTERical... yes?  Anyone?  Latin? yes? 

OK I'm going to bed.

blonde151188

Nukke said:

I find this post HYSTERical... yes?  Anyone?  Latin? yes? 

OK I'm going to bed.

Oh my gosh. I'm dying. If you and Jocelyn don't work out...... I'm here.

JocelynB0911

blonde151188 said:

Nukke said:

I find this post HYSTERical... yes?  Anyone?  Latin? yes? 

OK I'm going to bed.

Oh my gosh. I'm dying. If you and Jocelyn don't work out...... I'm here.

Jocelyn and nukke fo lyfe!

VitaLuna

Loppy19 said:

How can you give birth and still not know how your body works? Maybe you should ask TTGP... Make sure to leave us a link to your post. You know, llamas and all.

I really wanted to suggest this in the beginning, but OP is so oblivious she'd probably do it, and I felt bad for them. I'm sure the little bit about being pregnant with a negative test would've gone over especially well.

JamieWM

I'd like to join the @Nukke love train, I literally woke LO by laughing after his 5ish am bottle

sunshine2929

Brittanie365 said:

I'm glad I could make all of you ladies laugh so much.... I won't be using this site anymore for advice. It's pretty cruel of you guys to act like someone is stupid when all they wanted was opinions. Hope whenever your kids need to talk to you about something important, you don't make fun of them and act like they are complete idiots. It's like you guys don't have anything better to do then bully people to make yourselves feel better.

Oh dont be so sensitive. If you use an internet forum you have to be prepared for all sorts of responses and not take it so personal. These ladies are actually very imformative and helpful. You did receive good responses on here aa well so im not sure why you are having such a hissy fit.

happybride 276

Brittanie365 said:

I ask for advice not for you to be completely rude...am I not allowed to vent? And I am on birth control but that's not 100% . Also you can be pregnant and have a negative test. Thanks for the support.

Ok, seriously ladies. This has to be a troll. I love how she deleted her original post to be more dramatic. This isn't a place for support. This is a place for fun. Besides, you delivered in August. Go see them.

llybeck

Brittanie365 said:

I'm glad I could make all of you ladies laugh so much.... I won't be using this site anymore for advice. It's pretty cruel of you guys to act like someone is stupid when all they wanted was opinions. Hope whenever your kids need to talk to you about something important, you don't make fun of them and act like they are complete idiots. It's like you guys don't have anything better to do then bully people to make yourselves feel better.

Yeah, you asked for advice on whether or not internet strangers think you're pregnant, what exactly did you expect? You tested negative multiple times, if you don't think that's accurate then there isn't much more any of us can tell you.

And I will never make fun of my kids for asking a question because they are kids and need to learn. You on the other hand are an adult who has already been pregnant and still don't know how your body works, you won't listen to a piss test, and you think the internet is the best choice for asking complete and udder strangers about your uterus. Pretty sure I'm going to teach my kids more common sense than that.

kennazebrowsky

Oh man I missed the fun

princessvespa1

I can't believe no one QFP'd the OP.

Shanmarie1083

princessvespa1 said:

I can't believe no one QFP'd the OP.

This. 

As usual, I'm out of the loop. 

redfallon

Me too. Sad panda club here.

wlux

Noooooooooo......... Sad face.

happybride 276

Recap to original post: Hi ya'll. I had my baby in August and never posted here before, but I want support for not knowing or researching what is normal after having a child. I took a pregnancy test but it came up negative. Am I pregnant? Also, I am on birth control, but we all know that isn't fully effective. Love me and nurture me and make me feel good about myself random strangers on the interwebz!

happybride 276

And now you can see that she got all butt hurt from not getting what she wanted so she is all "Ypu don't know my lyfe. You're mean and I feel sorry for your kids."

Note: This has been dramatized for our pleasure.

wlux

Oh thank you!!! @happybride

happybride 276

whitneylux said:

Oh thank you!!! @happybride

More than happy to help. Sorry it's not quoted, but you get the idea

jackdaniels13

bumpuser10024844

I wonder why she came to S13.

noelani42

Sorry I saw the original thread but it just didn't seem that interesting to QFP. I didn't realize she would get so butthurt when she got some honest, straightforward answers...I will QFP EVERYTHING from now on when I'm MOTN bumping every hour :P

kennazebrowsky

hlcollums said:

I wonder why she came to S13.

She just wants some support lol

jlp0528

sabrinakurtz said:

Sorry I saw the original thread but it just didn't seem that interesting to QFP. I didn't realize she would get so butthurt when she got some honest, straightforward answers...I will QFP EVERYTHING from now on when I'm MOTN bumping every hour :P

Yay! Thanks @sabrinakurtz! I hate missing gems like these! I've been trying not to be on my phone during motn stuff so I am able to go to sleep more easily.

HBirdie

sabrinakurtz said:

Sorry I saw the original thread but it just didn't seem that interesting to QFP. I didn't realize she would get so butthurt when she got some honest, straightforward answers...I will QFP EVERYTHING from now on when I'm MOTN bumping every hour :P

QFP.

(Now we can hold you to that.)

VitaLuna

She didn't even say she was on BC in the first thread, just said she hadn't had her period in a month and wanted to know if she was totes preg. She also said that although she had gotten several BFNs, she knew that people get BFNs when they're really pregnant. Right.

ETA: words

sunshine2929

kennazebrowsky said:

hlcollums said:

I wonder why she came to S13.

She just wants some support lol

God I love that movie... lol

Nukke

i literally had the original up here not two minutes ago. then i clicked page 2 and immediately realized my error... didnt qfp   sooorrrryyyy

happybride 276

VitaLuna said:

She didn't even say she was on BC in the first thread, just said she hadn't had her period in a month and wanted to know if she was totes preg. She also said that although she had gotten several BFNs, she knew that people get BFNs when they're really pregnant. Right.

ETA: words

Thank you for the correction. I was trying to remember from my brief read (through rolling my eyes) at 4 something this morning.