Parenting

A cute vag?

RondackHikerRondackHiker member
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edited December 2013 in Parenting
Someone on my BMB is concerned about the loss of her "cute, flat vag".

Any other cute vag's out there? Cute vulvas also qualify.

http://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12206373/swollen-vagina-normal#latest


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Re: A cute vag?

  • Even DH laughed at this
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    s0ulchicken
  • I wonder where she is on the scale?


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    LuckyDads0ulchickenManateearmz
  • Not gonna lie I don't care for the way my vag looks really anymore. Not that I look all the time but just doesn't look as nice as before kids. Dh doesn't care obviously



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    Manateearmz
  • I had a c-section so i have no complaints on my vag! 
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  • Okay, that BMB has no sense of humor.  


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    LuckyDad[Deleted User]CindyRelluh
  • That chart will haunt me in my dreams.
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    flyingsaucerMeery82
  • My eyes can never unsee that chart...

    That said..I believe I can say my vag is cute. I havent noticed a significant difference from before to now.
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  • That's it, I'm getting out the mirror to see what mine is looking like!
    Don't do it! 

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  • Well, I guess I've found a reason to be grateful for 3 sections... My vulva has obviously retained it's pristine appearance. :-bd
     
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  • This thread is full of win and vagina love or should I say labia/vulva love?
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  • I had a c-section so im still good. But even I gave birth vaginally it probably would've been fine since DS was only 6 lbs 10 oz.
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  • Win.

    This chart cannot be unseen. I know now why some guys refer to vags as smoked meat. Thanks.
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  • OhBenji said:

    DS was almost 9 lbs. Enough said.

    99th percentile head size.
    Thank god for modern medicine! Emergency exit!
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  • There's always your butthole, no babies come out of there. Damn those hemis though.
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  • OhBenji said:

    There's always your butthole, no babies come out of there. Damn those hemis though.
    Childbirth did more damage to my butt than my gina. TMI sorry guys.
    More TMI-

    True that. I swore my Dr fisted my butthole during ds2's birth, it took a long time for it to be normal. I think looks like my same old butthole though.
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  • At least you don't have a purple line anymore @thetheisens.


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  • At least you don't have a purple line anymore @thetheisens.
    That's true. My butthole does not feel as bad from this birth as it did from the last. Must be all that LAP. I need Richard Slap in here but can't remember if she changed her SN or not.
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    missyishere
  • I swear the street that is my vag got a few speed bumps and left turns during labor. That bitch will never be the same.

    As for my butt (god rest her soul) things are worse off than her neighbor.

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  • This thread is hilarious! :P


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  • DS1 broke my rectal wall and it felt like I was being fisted with DS2. Things are definitely not the same and there's no waiting if I need to go #2.
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  • NotSharknadoNotSharknado member
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    I don't know guys, that chart seems out of date. Vaginas have cum a long way since that chart.
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  • Are some of those penises?
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  • dotgirl2 said:

    DD was almost 10 lbs, and got her shoulders stuck on the way out. She broke her collar bone, and I will never be the same. :(

    Dd was only 7lbs and fractured her collarbone after getting stuck.
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  • That chart. Je-sus. I thought mine didn't really look any different, but I'm feeling a lot better about it after seeing some of those disasters! Good god!!
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  • My vag needed so many stitches... I'm not sure about the aesthetics of the thing but DH seems to like it still.

    I must say DH has to put a little more effort into our sex since I was ripped a new one and stitched back together. But at least I still get there!! Woo!!
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  • What the hell does a cute vag look like?! Ever since 13 yo me got a yeast infection and my mom and effing grandmother looked at me to ensure that a yeast infection was my infliction I've been convinced I have a hideous vag. They were literally gawking and saying out loud "I've never seen one like that!!!"

    FYI- my Dh says m vag is perfect and I've only had csections -- I'm still subconsciously nervous that mine isn't as cute as others
  • What the hell does a cute vag look like?! Ever since 13 yo me got a yeast infection and my mom and effing grandmother looked at me to ensure that a yeast infection was my infliction I've been convinced I have a hideous vag. They were literally gawking and saying out loud "I've never seen one like that!!!"

    FYI- my Dh says m vag is perfect and I've only had csections -- I'm still subconsciously nervous that mine isn't as cute as others

    Um, what?


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  • Hey this looked like a no has barred thread!! I don't apologize for my over share lol
  • Hey this looked like a no has barred thread!! I don't apologize for my over share lol

    Sorry, you're right. But your mom and grandmother?? Why?? Doctors people!! DOCTORS!


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  • Yep! Thus began my unnecessary vagina embarrassment.
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