Ok so this may be TMI but I have noticed and even my hubby has noticed that my vagina has gotten puffy/swollen in that last month or so. I normally has a very flat vagina that is cute and now it seems to be growing!! I assume it's because of all the blood flowing down there now and because I'm getting closer to my due date and it needs all the cushion it can get but seriously!! What is going on!! And yes I'm a FTM so any ideas as to if this is normal please let me know...LOL
I'm seriously dying over here.... I have never heard of a flat cute vag, maybe ill google that one? Lol but yes it's totally normal, welcome to the puffy camel toe pregnant vag club....
Edit: You're not allowed to post and run this! Come back @tiffanycmu25
I am dying at the "cute/ flat vagina" thing.
I have never, ever heard anyone describe their vagina before.
I have heard women describe their vulva as a train wreck post labor, but I've never heard cute or flat used as descriptors.
Is it cute because it's flat? Like the flatness makes it cute? Or are those two seperate things? Like a fluffy cute puppy is cute due to fluff. But a cute brown white just happens to be cute and white.
How did you determine it was cute? Did you compare to others? Does the cute factor take away from the sexy factor?
I'm guessing you've never heard the term 'cheeseburger vag' before. If not, you haven't spent a lot of time on the tri and baby boards.
Everything swells in the last few weeks.
TTC since August 2009
June/July 2011 - IVF #1 - Transfer cancelled due to OHSS
23 perfect embryos. All 23 made it to freezing!
September/October - FET #1 - October 12th - 2 Grade A embies
October 20th - BFP??! EDD - July 1, 2012
Beta #1 = 154, Beta #2 = 352 Beta #3 = 3,800
U/S #2 - November 14th = 133 bpm! U/S #3 & 4 - November 30th and December 7th = 163 bpm! U/S#5 - January 30th - TEAM PINK!!!
Baby Sweets born on her due date!
TTC since August 2009
June/July 2011 - IVF #1 - Transfer cancelled due to OHSS
23 perfect embryos. All 23 made it to freezing!
September/October - FET #1 - October 12th - 2 Grade A embies
October 20th - BFP??! EDD - July 1, 2012
Beta #1 = 154, Beta #2 = 352 Beta #3 = 3,800
U/S #2 - November 14th = 133 bpm! U/S #3 & 4 - November 30th and December 7th = 163 bpm! U/S#5 - January 30th - TEAM PINK!!!
Baby Sweets born on her due date!
I read this last night, thinking, "This is going to spiral into something amazing." And it has. Now I know the term "cheeseburger vag," and know that I was not the only one laughing, trying to determine what makes a vulva "cute." And, yes, this is a completely pointless (albeit hilarious) thread. :-bd
I have no idea how I missed this thread full of awesome but omg at the vag chart.
I'm wondering how one goes about decided to volunteer there vag to be sketched? I'm assuming OP has a really special kinda vag cuz not one of them looked especially cute, or flat lmao.....
Note: don't open the pic next to your husband and then start cracking up, he will want to see and if he is an idiot (like mine) ask if I want him to point out my before and after vag.... Guess who isn't getting any tonight! Lol
Wow I had no idea that this thread would spark up the awesome pics of our ladybits! I got the term "cute vag" because back in college one drunk night with my sorority sisters we got talking about how we all looked different down there. So yes we did compare our parts and everyone thought mine looked so "cute" and not puffy like there's. And yes my DH had always told me he's thought it was the best Vag he's seen so he started to notice when it started to swell recently from being so close to my due date. He says I have "beef curtains" to be funny!! Sorry if this post offended anyone, pissed anyone off, or just straight confused you. Was just an honest question I thought was worth talking about...LOL
Wow I had no idea that this thread would spark up the awesome pics of our ladybits! I got the term "cute vag" because back in college one drunk night with my sorority sisters we got talking about how we all looked different down there. So yes we did compare our parts and everyone thought mine looked so "cute" and not puffy like there's. And yes my DH had always told me he's thought it was the best Vag he's seen so he started to notice when it started to swell recently from being so close to my due date. He says I have "beef curtains" to be funny!! Sorry if this post offended anyone, pissed anyone off, or just straight confused you. Was just an honest question I thought was worth talking about...LOL
Your explanation did not disappoint. Hahaha, That is hilarious. (Edit: Forgot a period.)
I got the term "cute vag" because back in college one drunk night with my sorority sisters we got talking about how we all looked different down there. So yes we did compare our parts and everyone thought mine looked so "cute" and not puffy like there's.
I feel compelled, as a sorority alumna myself, to point out that this is NOT a normal sorority activity. However, I am somehow not at all surprised. Just, wow. Merry Christmas, F14!
Thank you for clarifying as I just was speechless. I was not part of a sorority but if being drunk lead to vagina comparison activities I was not regretting it too much on not being in one. Sorry OP it just seems like a very weird thing to do with a bunch of girls for me. 8-}
Ok so this may be TMI but I have noticed and even my hubby has noticed that my vagina has gotten puffy/swollen in that last month or so. I normally has a very flat vagina that is cute and now it seems to be growing!! I assume it's because of all the blood flowing down there now and because I'm getting closer to my due date and it needs all the cushion it can get but seriously!! What is going on!! And yes I'm a FTM so any ideas as to if this is normal please let me know...LOL
Quoting, in case of future DD like the Cheeseburger Vag epic of 2011.
A14 was here. Thanks for the laughs ladies! Keep em coming!
Re: Swollen Vagina...normal??
— The Doctor, Season 3, Episode 6
That was a rhetorical question. Do NOT post a pic.
You're pregnant. Shit gets swollen. Including your cute vagina.
BFP #1 5.26.08 DD born 1.4.09
BFP #2 3.11.12 m/c 3.26.12
BFP #3 10.7.12 m/c 10.27.12
BFP #4 2.24.13 ectopic MTX 3.13.13 Right tube removed 3.29.13
BFP #5 5.27.13 DS born 1.22.14
BFP #6 4.14.16
BFP #1 5.26.08 DD born 1.4.09
BFP #2 3.11.12 m/c 3.26.12
BFP #3 10.7.12 m/c 10.27.12
BFP #4 2.24.13 ectopic MTX 3.13.13 Right tube removed 3.29.13
BFP #5 5.27.13 DS born 1.22.14
BFP #6 4.14.16
I am dying at the "cute/ flat vagina" thing.
I have never, ever heard anyone describe their vagina before.
I have heard women describe their vulva as a train wreck post labor, but I've never heard cute or flat used as descriptors.
Is it cute because it's flat? Like the flatness makes it cute? Or are those two seperate things? Like a fluffy cute puppy is cute due to fluff. But a cute brown white just happens to be cute and white.
How did you determine it was cute? Did you compare to others? Does the cute factor take away from the sexy factor?
Everything swells in the last few weeks.
June/July 2011 - IVF #1 - Transfer cancelled due to OHSS
23 perfect embryos. All 23 made it to freezing!
September/October - FET #1 - October 12th - 2 Grade A embies
October 20th - BFP??! EDD - July 1, 2012
Beta #1 = 154, Beta #2 = 352 Beta #3 = 3,800
U/S #2 - November 14th = 133 bpm! U/S #3 & 4 - November 30th and December 7th = 163 bpm! U/S#5 - January 30th - TEAM PINK!!!
Baby Sweets born on her due date!
June/July 2011 - IVF #1 - Transfer cancelled due to OHSS
23 perfect embryos. All 23 made it to freezing!
September/October - FET #1 - October 12th - 2 Grade A embies
October 20th - BFP??! EDD - July 1, 2012
Beta #1 = 154, Beta #2 = 352 Beta #3 = 3,800
U/S #2 - November 14th = 133 bpm! U/S #3 & 4 - November 30th and December 7th = 163 bpm! U/S#5 - January 30th - TEAM PINK!!!
Baby Sweets born on her due date!
Ok. Ok...I have NEVER seen a vulva I'd describe as cute. Never. Lol. Someone please gif Stewie shooting the porn mag for me. (Edit:nvm I found it)
I thought this was a joke at first.
Side note: I really want to know why it's cute. I have serious curiosity issues. Please explain. (No pics)
GIFSoup
I'm dying at the image of a bunch of third tri ladies whipping out mirrors to try and see their bits, and the awkward angles that will be involved.
If someone is walked in on, please share the story.
Note: don't open the pic next to your husband and then start cracking up, he will want to see and if he is an idiot (like mine) ask if I want him to point out my before and after vag.... Guess who isn't getting any tonight! Lol
And who the shit is Merv?
BFP #1 5.26.08 DD born 1.4.09
BFP #2 3.11.12 m/c 3.26.12
BFP #3 10.7.12 m/c 10.27.12
BFP #4 2.24.13 ectopic MTX 3.13.13 Right tube removed 3.29.13
BFP #5 5.27.13 DS born 1.22.14
BFP #6 4.14.16
I was scrolled back up to see of I was still reading F14.
Hi rando. Love the gentalia getups.
First BFP 5/29/13 : )
I'm a ftm too and I noticed swelling starting around 32 weeks.
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(Edit: Forgot a period.)
BFP #1 11/01/12 M/C 12/22/12 @11w4d
BFP #2 06/04/13 DS born 02/08/14
/ded @ beef curtains.
A14 was here. Thanks for the laughs ladies! Keep em coming!